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returntothepit >> discuss >> If you drink PBR by Conservationist on Oct 14,2009 5:19pm
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 14,2009 5:19pm
Welcome to being a pungi-ass drone; you just got owned by a viral marketing campaign.


Pabst's success actually comes from years before the recession.

Pabst managed to pull of a strangely effective word-of-mouth campaign that made the long-declining brand an "ironic downscale chic choice for bike messengers and other younger drinkers who viewed the beer as a statement of non-mainstream taste," reports Crain's.

Let's call a spade a spade: Those "non-mainstream," "younger drinkers" are hipsters.

Usually found smoking European cigarettes and/or cloves, hipsters are known for their despise of anything "mainstream" and their fondness for irony. They listen to bands that no one has ever heard of and start fashion trends that are cool because of their "uncoolness", e.g., trucker hats or vintage plaid shirts.

This is where Pabst Blue Ribbon comes in.

"It's an anti-establishment badge," said a major market wholesaler. "It seems to play to the retro, nonconformist crowd pretty well."

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/around-town/f...n-Ever-Sorry-Hipsters-59575967.html


Basically, they got a few people to start promoting it on the basis of being an un-majority beer.

The rest of you, being sheep who have nothing in common but hating the majority, signed up for it.

By doing so, you became the sheepest of the sheep, the consumer who buys a product to create an identity.

That's like hoping to make yourself a social star by buying Dockers, an iPod and a Chevy Volt.

There is no way to be a bigger tool.

You have been pwnt. You should not vote or have political opinions.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Oct 14,2009 5:20pm
HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Oct 14,2009 5:23pm
Let's face the facts here. Frank Booth made it cool to drink PBR before it became the hipster beer of choice. You know it and I know it.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 14,2009 5:29pm
Lol.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 14,2009 5:30pm
i could give a fuck about any of that. i drink pbr cause its cheap and tastes half-way decent



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 14,2009 5:37pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i could give a fuck about any of that. i drink pbr cause its cheap and tastes half-way decent
me too



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 14,2009 5:40pm
Give me some Chimay and call it a fucking day



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 14,2009 6:07pm


Here's to your fuck, fuck.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 14,2009 6:50pm
I usually don't like something until it has a viral marketing campaign.



toggletoggle post by infect sli sli sli at Oct 14,2009 7:01pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i could give a fuck about any of that. i drink pbr cause its cheap and tastes half-way decent


wholeheartedly seconded, if i want to drink "obscure underground" beer ill shell out for some fine microbrews.

P.S. by your logic PBR drinkers = hipster sheep. so if someone takes your advice and stops drinking PBR, what does that make them?



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Oct 14,2009 7:02pm
it makes them someone on frank's shit list.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Oct 14,2009 7:06pm
I popped open a nice bottle of Schlafly bourbon barrel aged imperial stout last night. Good stuff khed
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/schlafly-bour...n-barrel-aged-imperial-stout/66896/



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 14,2009 7:08pm
I'm bigger on expensive microbrews (call me a beer snob I guess), stuff with more taste and flavor to it, but when I'm broke I drink pbr. Cheaper than bud light and much better tasting. I don't drink it to fit in to anything. That's probably their way of saying we wanna go mainstream by making it seem like we wanna stay underground, that way all those "non-conformists" will drink their beer and it will get more popular.



toggletoggle post by SteveSummoned   at Oct 14,2009 7:11pm



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 14,2009 7:12pm
If Clint Eastwood did it, everyone should do it.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Oct 14,2009 7:50pm
or that it's just one of the best/most available beers in its price range

immortal13 said[orig][quote]
I'm bigger on expensive microbrews (call me a beer snob I guess), stuff with more taste and flavor to it, but when I'm broke I drink pbr. Cheaper than bud light and much better tasting. I don't drink it to fit in to anything. That's probably their way of saying we wanna go mainstream by making it seem like we wanna stay underground, that way all those "non-conformists" will drink their beer and it will get more popular.


always been 'all or nothing' with beer too



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 14,2009 8:06pm
It's an expensive habit.



toggletoggle post by slymo  at Oct 14,2009 8:20pm
aril said[orig][quote]
Give me some Chimay and call it a fucking day


that stuff rules



toggletoggle post by ernie at Oct 14,2009 8:52pm
there is no better beer for 7 bucks a 12pack, i couldnt care less who else drinks it.



toggletoggle post by d000d at Oct 14,2009 9:46pm
yea, i think this marketing bullshit is just that-- bullshit. sure some people buy PBR for the reasons stated above, but that's not why everyone drinks it. it's just like high life--- the cheapest fuckin beer at the bar will always be popular with the crowd. narragansetts all around.



toggletoggle post by d000d at Oct 14,2009 9:47pm
p.s. all of these responses only further your status as a sheep, and my own



toggletoggle post by d000d at Oct 14,2009 9:48pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 14,2009 10:01pm edited Oct 15,2009 11:25pm
I drink it. But it sure as fuck isn't my first beer of choice.


La rossa, Skull splitter, Wee heavy Belahaven, and Trois pistoles are pretty much my tops... sofar.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 10:19am
infect%20sli%20sli%20sli said[orig][quote]
PBR drinkers = hipster sheep. so if someone takes your advice and stops drinking PBR, what does that make them?


It makes them clue++.

YS (BW)



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 10:23am
I'd rather spend $10-20 on a 4 or 6 pack of something quality. PBR is salty swill.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 10:24am
swamplorddvm said[orig][quote]
Trois pistoles


Everything that company makes is great. Definitely one of the best Canadian breweries out there. DYA drools over La Fin Du Monde



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 10:32am
dumb theory. i drink PBR because its cheap. plus, you have to love a beer whose claim to fame is winning the blue ribbon in 1893.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 15,2009 10:34am
PBR is the best mass-produced American beer, therefore I drink it.

I can't believe anyone other than Conservationist would read into it anymore than that.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 10:35am
Microbrew your own beer or you're a commie hipster.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 10:37am
PBR and metal shows go hand-in-hand. I can't sit there and throw out 6 bucks everytime for a Sams or some other "yuppie" beer at a show. I only buy the nice beers in my spare time, usually to enjoy at night



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 10:38am
and they always have the 16oz cans. i could go for a PBR right now.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 15,2009 10:38am
dude since you're an official Liquor Processor, why the hell shouldn't you



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 10:39am
reading the names of beer all day is torture. perhaps its contributing to my growing alcohol problem.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 15,2009 10:41am
the alcohol is dangerous, you really need a vaporizer.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Oct 15,2009 10:52am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Welcome to being a pungi-ass drone; you just got owned by a viral marketing campaign.


Pabst's success actually comes from years before the recession.

Pabst managed to pull of a strangely effective word-of-mouth campaign that made the long-declining brand an "ironic downscale chic choice for bike messengers and other younger drinkers who viewed the beer as a statement of non-mainstream taste," reports Crain's.

Let's call a spade a spade: Those "non-mainstream," "younger drinkers" are hipsters.

Usually found smoking European cigarettes and/or cloves, hipsters are known for their despise of anything "mainstream" and their fondness for irony. They listen to bands that no one has ever heard of and start fashion trends that are cool because of their "uncoolness", e.g., trucker hats or vintage plaid shirts.

This is where Pabst Blue Ribbon comes in.

"It's an anti-establishment badge," said a major market wholesaler. "It seems to play to the retro, nonconformist crowd pretty well."

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/around-town/f...n-Ever-Sorry-Hipsters-59575967.html


Basically, they got a few people to start promoting it on the basis of being an un-majority beer.

The rest of you, being sheep who have nothing in common but hating the majority, signed up for it.

By doing so, you became the sheepest of the sheep, the consumer who buys a product to create an identity.

That's like hoping to make yourself a social star by buying Dockers, an iPod and a Chevy Volt.

There is no way to be a bigger tool.

You have been pwnt. You should not vote or have political opinions.


usually your posts evoke some intellectual premise, but this time you just sound like a dickhead I'd have a media class with in college who I'd want to suffocate because they give a shit about things that don't matter.

so lame.



toggletoggle post by slymo  at Oct 15,2009 10:58am
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
It's an expensive habit.


no, cocaine and magic the gathering are expensive habits.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 11:00am
I've got a fridge full of Michelob Ultra. Pretty refreshing and underlooked for cheap American light beer.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 11:04am
Don't they market Michelob beers towards suburban family men who are trying to mind their health and calorie intake, so their wives still find them attractive?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 11:05am
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
Don't they market Michelob beers towards suburban family men who are trying to mind their health and calorie intake, so their wives still find them attractive?


You nailed me.
Nah, they were given to me. left over party beer



toggletoggle post by blue  at Oct 15,2009 11:23am
Conversationist must go to exactly zero shows to think that PBR is merely a hipster drink. He must be one of those liberal upper class jerks who can afford pricey beers.

He should talk with Rich Horror in person about this subject.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 11:31am
He only drinks Budweiser because he's doing his part to keep the economy afloat, provide hardworking American's with jobs; supporting an American made product.



(Please note: Anheuser-Busch was aquired by Belgium's InBev)



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 11:33am
MikeOv said[orig][quote]

(Please note: Anheuser-Busch was aquired by Belgium's InBev)


Yea, and then they release the "American Ale"

hah, stuff ain't that good



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 12:42pm
it sucks ass. they totally did that as a dig to American beer tastes.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 15,2009 12:43pm
Most Anheuser-Busch beers suck anyway.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 15,2009 12:45pm
I've always liked regular old German lagers but the best beers in the world right now are from American microbrews.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 12:46pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Most Anheuser-Busch beers suck anyway.


i can tolerate Busch, i can't really afford to be a beer snob anymore, but otherwise yeah they all suck. Budweiser is a fucking atrocity, and i don't even recognize Bud Light as beer.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 15,2009 12:48pm
It's like carbonated water. Sure, I go out and by a 12 of pbr, but when I actually have some money to spend I'll by a nice porter or something that has taste to it. I don't like Busch, and I agree Budweiser is just terrible.

Now let's talk about the feeling of drinking piss when Keystone Light is consumed.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 12:49pm
i'll stay sober before drinking something like Keystone Light or Natural Ice.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 15,2009 1:07pm
Natty ice is great if you want to puke all over people



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 1:17pm
and then feel AWFUL the next day and have next-to-uncontrollable beer splatters.



toggletoggle post by NLI at Oct 15,2009 1:23pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 1:32pm
i had a Yuengling with homemade baked mac and cheese yesterday....oh man it was glorious.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 1:34pm
Yuengling - haha. That's all people drink in Philly



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 1:36pm
I completely disagree that Budweiser is a bad beer. It's actually a good, affordable beer (this applies to the bottles only and no bud light either!). I don't normally buy a pack to throw in my fridge but if I'm at a show, I purchase a few.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 1:37pm
Yuengling also makes a good black and tan beer. Well, it's good in a cheap, scumbag sort of way, which I certainly don't mind.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 15,2009 1:47pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I've got a fridge full of Michelob Ultra. Pretty refreshing and underlooked for cheap American light beer.
i love the 'lob



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 15,2009 1:50pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
PBR and metal shows go hand-in-hand. I can't sit there and throw out 6 bucks everytime for a Sams or some other "yuppie" beer at a show. I only buy the nice beers in my spare time, usually to enjoy at night
i agree



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Oct 15,2009 2:22pm
At HOB PBR's go for 6 bucks. Therefore, I grab my trusty OE 40's and pregame beforehand. It's all about the money.

Frankly, if Boston Brubacker (sp) was sold in every bar I'd drink that because it's just as cheap. But it's only at Our House on Comm Ave so I'm stuck with PBR all the time.



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Oct 15,2009 2:27pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2009 2:27pm
If you're a beer snob you're some kind of faggot nerd non-alcoholic pussy. Enjoying alcohol is for the french and commie queerboys. Alcohol is poison and the more of it you can consume cheaply means you're working smart not working hard. I'll usually go for 'Gansett but not all bars have smartened up to that yet so I'll settle for a tallboy of PBR if a tallie of something superior isn't available.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 2:30pm
hahaha. that's my take when i'm drinking cheap beer. when I'm drinking expensive beer, I enjoy the multitude of flavors, much like a french queerboy. guilty as charged.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 2:33pm
I don't discriminate between cheap or quality. It's like being a death metal fan who hates black metal, and vice versa. Both have their fucking place!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2009 2:34pm edited Oct 15,2009 2:36pm
Cheap is what I drink because I'm a genuine American hero and quality is what I drink when some broad laughably thinks I'm marriage material. Drunk is drunk.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 2:50pm
Like everyone that drank as a teenager, I was obviously initiated into the wonderful world of drinking through cheap beer. Attending parties or shows, cheap beer was the order of the day. I enjoy quality beer for flavor and higher alcoholic content (which is crucial). Being in the business of getting fucked up, I just like the idea of having variety, more than anything else.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 2:52pm
The highest alcoholic % beer I had was 19% or 20%. The name escapes me at the moment.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 15,2009 2:54pm
ever have storm king stout? that shit'll beat on you.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 15,2009 2:56pm
The Dive in Worcester, down the street from the Lucky Dog, has Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA which is 20%. Come to think of it, all of the beer they have there is amazing.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 2:57pm
120 Minute IPA is absolute gold



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 15,2009 3:02pm
Am I a faggot for liking Black Label or is that still ok?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2009 3:04pm
I just hate beer snobs. It's a laughable concept.



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Oct 15,2009 3:04pm
PBR and COORSLITEare great beers if you plan on having 12-30.They serve their purpose.PBR is like Black Metal, it will be around long after the douchebags.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 3:06pm
Snobbery of any kind tends to be homosexual.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 3:23pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
The Dive in Worcester, down the street from the Lucky Dog, has Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA which is 20%. Come to think of it, all of the beer they have there is amazing.


i love The Dive, it has an awesome selection. 60 Minute IPA for 4 bucks is awesome.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 3:25pm
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
Snobbery of any kind tends to be homosexual.


What about honest quality preferences?

If I can have one chimay instead of 12 PBRs, and the chimay is a better experience, why not?

Snobbery to me is people hoping to prove they're cool through their choices... exactly the opposite of people trying to be falsely humble.

Elitism is picking quality over quantity.




toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 3:38pm
Well, when I say snobbery in this sense, I'm talking about people who will scoff at other's, as if their decisions and choices are the "correct" ones. Obviously personal preference should always prevail over the sheep mentality of "well he's cool and he likes cheap beer and denim vests, so I will too." I like both cheap and quality, like I said, so none of this really applies to me.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 3:45pm
Put it this way, I've never once purchased or drank PBR with the mindset of "Ok, got my 30 rack of PBR, now all the municipal waste kids are going to think I'm so rad. Now all I need is for my Suicidal Tendencies hat to arrive, that I ordered off ebay." I just drink it, and I this also appears to be the consensus among other people in this thread.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 15,2009 4:08pm
No, we're all just a white belt away from an Attack Attack video. FACE IT, D00D.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 4:12pm
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
Well, when I say snobbery in this sense, I'm talking about people who will scoff at other's, as if their decisions and choices are the "correct" ones.


Is it acceptable to scoff at the stupid actions of other people?

I never bought into the whole buying things to be part of a group. But then again I'm a nerd LOL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 4:15pm
Aren't you a 'bacco snob, Conservio?



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Oct 15,2009 4:24pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
Well, when I say snobbery in this sense, I'm talking about people who will scoff at other's, as if their decisions and choices are the "correct" ones.


Is it acceptable to scoff at the stupid actions of other people?



Well, are we still talking about alcohol here? Or are we talking about placing a warhead launching button in front of a retard with parkinsons disease?

My interests and likes are unique to myself, and I never got into liking or disliking things for social acceptance. For instance, I'm not afraid to admit that the first 3 Dimmu Borgir albums are some of the best music I've heard. Uh oh, what's going to happen now? Are all of my kvlt underground metal friends are going to disown me and call me a faggot? Haha, give me a break. It is sad that there are people out there who are all about image and social acceptance and their choices revolve around both. Makes no sense to me.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 4:27pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Aren't you a 'bacco snob, Conservio?


I am fascinated by the brands people choose. I don't smoke American cigarettes because they tend to irritate every part of my body, with the possible exception of American Spirits. But I don't think it's judgmental beyond that.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 15,2009 5:05pm
NLI said[orig][quote]


This. I have a 30 rack in my fridge right now. I love when my friend goes out to NY.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Oct 15,2009 5:09pm
honestly, who cares? I drink PBR from time to time cause its cheap

drink what you like....unless its Bud



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 15,2009 5:10pm
Bud makes you a faggot. This is science people.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Oct 15,2009 6:16pm
Still don't get the hate for regular Budweiser.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Oct 15,2009 6:40pm
hate the taste of budweiser cans, and bud always manages to give me a hangover, even if it's just a night of casual drinking



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Oct 15,2009 6:41pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
NLI said[orig][quote]


This. I have a 30 rack in my fridge right now. I love when my friend goes out to NY.


i dont think the yuengling lager is great at all but the black and tan is pretty good



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Oct 15,2009 6:42pm
also, why hasnt this turned into a beer thread yet?

latest beer i really enjoyed: sierra nevada southern hemisphere harvest ale



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurfnli at Oct 15,2009 10:50pm
OP got trolled by the media/marketing braintrust into giving PBR free advertising.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Oct 15,2009 11:07pm
I've never had Yuengling, but I've always meant to try it....and Sierra Nevada is quality no matter what they make



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 15,2009 11:17pm
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot ale



toggletoggle post by mattkings at Oct 15,2009 11:23pm
I'm liking the new Bud Light Golden Wheat beer. Tastes good.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Oct 15,2009 11:42pm
Gennesee Cream ale is my favorite/cheapest drinkable choice.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 15,2009 11:48pm
Eli_hhcb said[orig][quote]
Gennesee Cream ale is my favorite/cheapest drinkable choice.


That's fucking rank. *shudder*



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 16,2009 5:55pm
The Black and Tan Yuengling is definitely better than the lager, but my friend only got me the lager. I have yet to try any Sierra Nevada but I'll be getting to it soon. My two latest beers the I've enjoyed were Mississippi Mud Black and Tan and Stone Smoked Porter, Otter Creek makes a pretty good porter too.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 16,2009 5:56pm
Oh, and Dogfish Head 90 Minutes IPA. Shit is strong.



toggletoggle post by LOL! at Oct 16,2009 6:02pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
The Black and Tan Yuengling is definitely better than the lager, but my friend only got me the lager. I have yet to try any Sierra Nevada but I'll be getting to it soon. My two latest beers the I've enjoyed were Mississippi Mud Black and Tan and Stone Smoked Porter, Otter Creek makes a pretty good porter too.


great. another 17 year old beer snob.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 16,2009 6:07pm
Except I'm about to turn 22.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Oct 16,2009 6:19pm
21 is a good age to be.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 16,2009 6:26pm
It is. Too bad I only have a month left of it.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Oct 16,2009 6:32pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Oh, and Dogfish Head 90 Minutes IPA. Shit is strong.


<333333333333



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 16,2009 8:57pm
I can't bring myself to choke down any beer, it's all equally horrid to me. Weed all the way.



toggletoggle post by PANT3RA4EVA at Oct 17,2009 12:04am
Malt liqa biches



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 17,2009 2:07am
tylor said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Oh, and Dogfish Head 90 Minutes IPA. Shit is strong.


<333333333333


Exactly.



toggletoggle post by Ass Rapist Trainee (Junior Grade) at Oct 18,2009 11:39pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
I can't bring myself to choke down any beer, it's all equally horrid to me. Weed all the way.


Weed and beer all the way.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 18,2009 11:41pm
Bourbon and rape for me.



toggletoggle post by barbeloh at Oct 19,2009 5:21am
seconded



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Oct 19,2009 9:30am
mikeofdecrepitude said[orig][quote]
HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!


I like PBR. I actually like to drink it. It's cheap and goes down easy. Not the best the taste in the world but fuck who cares when your getting trashed.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Oct 19,2009 9:40am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Bourbon and rape for me.
winner



toggletoggle post by Benji Mohammed III at Nov 18,2009 10:43pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
I can't bring myself to choke down any beer, it's all equally horrid to me. Living in rhode island helped me learn how to suck cock. Down south I suck cock too but THEY A SPICY MEATBALL DOWN HERE. Oh yea, when I'm not sucking cock, Weed all the way.



toggletoggle post by shoemaker at Nov 18,2009 11:47pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Michelob Ultra. Pretty refreshing and underlooked for cheap American light beer.


YES

but I'm also a girl, therefore my opinion and taste in beer is not to be taken too seriously.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 18,2009 11:51pm
Asl?



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Nov 18,2009 11:52pm
shoemaker said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Michelob Ultra. Pretty refreshing and underlooked for cheap American light beer.


YES

but I'm also a girl, therefore my opinion and taste in beer is not to be taken too seriously.


Oh, it's my girlfriends girlfriend.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 18,2009 11:53pm
...She looks like you.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Nov 18,2009 11:55pm
she's my girl...

too?



toggletoggle post by shoemaker at Nov 18,2009 11:56pm
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
shoemaker said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Michelob Ultra. Pretty refreshing and underlooked for cheap American light beer.


YES

but I'm also a girl, therefore my opinion and taste in beer is not to be taken too seriously.


Oh, it's my girlfriends girlfriend.


Actually I prefer a dry ginger ale myself.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Nov 19,2009 12:04am
The consequences for this are so unbelievably dire

The moonlight just struck my floor, revealing an auspicious sigil

Sinister mementos from the borderlands without beginning or end



toggletoggle post by shoemaker at Nov 19,2009 12:05am
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
she's my girl...

too?


only if you promise to wear a meshuggah shirt while you nail that hoe.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Nov 19,2009 12:10am
Your mastery of quotations is such that I can appease this request without even needing to be asked. I have 7 you can choose from.

You choose wisely.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 19,2009 12:12am
Asl???



toggletoggle post by shoemaker at Nov 19,2009 12:16am
aril said[orig][quote]
Asl???








toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Nov 19,2009 12:20am
Why is a raven like a writing desk?



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 19,2009 12:26am
Baltimore scribe furniture?



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Nov 19,2009 12:34am
Her words are cloaking me in darkness.



toggletoggle post by madoakdevin nli at Nov 19,2009 12:46am
mikeofdecrepitude said[orig][quote]
HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!


hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by patrick at Nov 19,2009 10:48pm
There is a lq store in Providence that has 12 packs of Pabst for $6.89 total. I forget where it is. But yeah..I drink it, cuz its cheap...I perfer Heineken...but I do not discriminate when it comes to alcohol...Ill drink anything



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Nov 20,2009 1:19am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Elitism is picking quality over quantity.


Pretentious hipster faggot. thats what you are. and i dont even drink. take your terrorist loving ass back to faggot island and consume cyanide <3



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 20,2009 1:35am
faggot. fucking. island.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 20,2009 2:26am



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