LOS ANGELES (GBN)-- In reports from Hollywood insiders and friends of the late movie star, the youngest son of the unnatural coitus of the also recent deceased Michael Jackson with child star Mcauley Culkin and recycled handbag Eliza Minelli, has apparently climbed into the casket of romantic-film and huskily handsome superstar Swayze and repeatedly footed the deceased footloose star about the head and face.
Initial accounts have been numerous and frantic on the Twitter and Facebook pages of various forgotten 20th century b-level film and TV stars along with many irrelevant 80's musical starlets desperate to be the first to report their heartfelt impressions of the heinous incident and denounce the actions of the young boy.
As of yet no one has been able to discern what prompted the voracious attack, but Blanket could be heard screaming "how could you leave me, Bodhi? how could you?" among the exclamations and surprised gasps of on-lookers.
More news and celebrity impressions on this developing story as it becomes available.
