I struggle with this question every single time I go to the bathroom. Unzip the fly and then how do you get your dick out with out fishing for a while?
Loose boxers, I got out the leg hole.
Boxes without a button in the front, he's basically already out and ready.
but tighter boxers make you have a kink in the hose if you go out the leg. so then you have to pull them down and go over the top. difficult if you have a belt on.

over the fence

the bigger question is what position do you use in the morning to piss when you have morning wood.

simple solution: don't wear underwear.

I talk to it with respect and kindness.

works 70% of the time

I'm a leghole'r myself. Much more efficient...well, aside from no boxers at all.

shower, sink, outside, or you sit down and tuck it under the lid (hoping there are no spiders or puke)

the world is my toilet

my erection is king

tighter boxers i usually go over the fence, otherwise i fish it out the hole. and i never think about it. usually when i gotta go i get it out as fast as possible. if the basketball shorts are on, well, i go right out a leg.

morning wood, you do the dip.

I love this thread.

Who the hell still wears underwear?

Shirt pulled up to my chin, pants and boxer briefs around the ankles, standing back 2' from the urinal or toilet. That's how a MAN takes a piss.

qft...

Skills. That's how.

I always feel weird fishing around for the hole. I hate when I forget and got for the leg when I have tighter boxers on.

I just don't wear pants in public so this is a non-issue

i usually just take the duct tape off of my lower thigh and go from there

wearing your donald duck outfit again I see?

Indeed. Really cuts down on skidmarks.

my dick tells me how it wants to escape the pantsjail

I don't even wear pants, my cockle is HUUUGGGEEE!!!

instead of standing 2' away....a REAL man would put both hands high on the wall in front of him....grunting the whole time

yeah, but then you get skid.. er.. skid everything.

I always drop my pants/belt/tightiewhities to get at lil' Jim.

As far as morning wood/regular boner pissing:
It's kind of a game for me, i stand back about 6 feet from the pisser (this usually requires an extreme angle, as my bathroom isn't that wide) and try to slowly step forward as the stream weakens.

Saves precious time and energy. Zip, fish, pee.

Jimbo stated most of my mornings pretty accurately.

i have one of those cord retractors like on a vacuum cleaner. i just pull and it comes out.

pull again and it snaps back.

sexy

no wonder the pull out method works for you.

and wouldn't that be the opposite of a vacuum?

I think he means vacuums with a retractable power cord.

why don't you suck his dick already and make your own thread for him.

All this talk of dicks is makin me pretty thirsty. I could sure go for some of this Booty Sweat I got back in Da Nang.

drop trow, both hands up in the air, slowly rotating left to right while making water sprinkler noises

i lold

Hahaha, me too

I bet your practices are insane. you do it together?

I usually let one of your mothers get it out for me, then allow her to beg me to relieve myself in her mouth. THAT is how a man takes a piss.

I have chosen to take personal offense to this.... How dare you.

Sorry man, that's just how I roll.

oh yeah, show me at the next life at zero show!