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returntothepit >> discuss >> Top 10 reasons why deathcore is better then death metal shitbags by Deathcore fan on Aug 18,2009 1:56pm
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toggletoggle post by Deathcore fan at Aug 18,2009 1:56pm
Fuck all the haters...

1. We have energy
2. Our songs are about stuff that matters
3. You fags aren't brutal at all
4. More talent involved on song writing
5. Girls listen to it and we get laid way more then you
6. We know how to write good breakdowns as opposed to your shitty attempts
7. We have more fans
8. You think it's funny but we lift more then you
9. Fuck you
10. We sell more albums then your shitty band



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 18,2009 2:00pm edited Aug 18,2009 2:01pm
Please tell me this is a regular poster trolling. PLEASE.

EDIT: oh, and lol boo hoo



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 18,2009 2:01pm
It has to be. No one is that retarded.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 18,2009 2:03pm
#9 is a compelling argument.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 2:03pm
here we go.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 18,2009 2:04pm



toggletoggle post by Murph MAST at Aug 18,2009 2:04pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
It has to be. No one is that retarded.


As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus?

ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 18,2009 2:04pm
Deathcore iz king, all yewz is fags



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 18,2009 2:05pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
#9 is a compelling argument.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 18,2009 2:06pm edited Aug 18,2009 2:07pm
Murph%20MAST said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
It has to be. No one is that retarded.


As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus?

ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say.


Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat.

EDIT: I forgot I was supposed to be offended by your comment. FARK YOU, MORPH!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 18,2009 2:07pm
Electra-trooper? Sweet. You'll be able to frag some towelheads with your Tesla-Cannon.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 18,2009 2:09pm edited Aug 18,2009 2:10pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Murph%20MAST said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
It has to be. No one is that retarded.


As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus?

ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say.


Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat.


GUESS AGAIN, FAGGOT




toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 18,2009 2:12pm
You never know.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 18,2009 2:13pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Electra-trooper? Sweet. You'll be able to frag some towelheads with your Tesla-Cannon.


you'll need a Tesla-Cannon attachment for your arm buster cannon.

dude have you ever seen this pic, Mark Twain in Tesla's lab...




toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 18,2009 2:16pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 18,2009 2:17pm
pretty sweet picture.
Tesla was a pure genius. Many modern conspiracies still float around about his works, like how he supposedly found renewable energy 100 years ago. Probably one of the brightest people to live in the past 100 years.

Hawking has nothing on him



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Aug 18,2009 2:19pm
Ha, this thread is better than expected.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 18,2009 2:37pm
he blinded me with science!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 2:38pm
ONLY BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY IS REAL



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Aug 18,2009 2:42pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 18,2009 2:43pm
BILL NYE'S NEHPHEW LIVES IN MA AND WAS A DEATHCORE KID: FACT



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 2:56pm
i will not tolerate verbal attacks against the family of bill nye.



toggletoggle post by secthammer at Aug 18,2009 2:58pm
TESLA TROOPERS FTW

Just like regular death metal, deathcore has it's fair share of winners and loosers. Just like black metal. And thrash metal. and prog.

power metal is GAY though. I don't think anyone can argue with that.

(except for blind guardian)



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 18,2009 3:00pm
I love that you actually put the "(except for blind guardian)" disclaimer in there. Because i was totally thinking it.



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 18,2009 3:03pm
C'mon guys...give the guy a break? I mean, he's got a point--nothing represents the genre of deathcore better than a bruetall Top 10 list.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Aug 18,2009 3:04pm
Very compelling arguements.

C+ for trolling effort.



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdienli at Aug 18,2009 3:06pm
blind guardian is the nectar of win



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 18,2009 3:20pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
AWESOME IMAEG OF SWEETNESS


FUKKEN SAVED

LIST CONTINUES

11. Our moms always come see us play so we have a guaranteed draw
12. Sick gauges
13. Only have to play three shows before having a video on Fuse



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2009 3:22pm
timma said[orig][quote]
bruetall


hahahaha only Aril and I are bruetall.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 18,2009 3:22pm
and i would totally listen to a genre called "death metal shitbags".



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 18,2009 3:27pm
14. Our haircuts are better than yours
15. We can sing better than anyone in death metal
16. We like new Cryptopsy



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Aug 18,2009 4:40pm
17. We now have the ability to seamlessly intertwine techno into our songs to make all the girls want to grind us on stage



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Aug 18,2009 4:42pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
14. Our haircuts are better than yours
....
16. We like new Cryptopsy



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Aug 18,2009 6:52pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
16. We like new Cryptopsy


oooof, lol



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Aug 18,2009 6:56pm
shut up... all off you.
you guys are dumb and mosh at bars. stay in the suburbs. HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Aug 18,2009 7:09pm
My mind is blown as to how this went from a troll created thread about deathcore, to the mentioning of Nikola Tesla. RTTP: Expect the unexpected? More often than you think.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 18,2009 7:33pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 18,2009 7:58pm
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
Fuck all the haters...


5. Girls listen to it and we get laid way more then you


You just proved yourself wrong young man.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 18,2009 8:14pm
18. crabcore
19. ability to store pogs in our ears
20. hot topic



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 18,2009 8:24pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
It has to be. No one is that retarded.



irony much?

and why isnt your mistake fatherless yet?



toggletoggle post by shockmasta at Aug 18,2009 9:32pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Murph%20MAST said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
It has to be. No one is that retarded.


As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus?

ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say.


Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat.




bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Aril mobile at Aug 18,2009 9:59pm
21. We think it's cool to mosh even when you're not supposed to
22. We only watched darkwing duck when we were kids cuz thats so brutal
23. We play better guitars then all of you



toggletoggle post by MikeOv... at Aug 18,2009 11:14pm
24. we all have unnecessary sleeves and tight shirts to make us look ironic in the realm of bad death metal.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Aug 19,2009 1:03am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Murph%20MAST said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
It has to be. No one is that retarded.


As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus?

ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say.


Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat.


GUESS AGAIN, FAGGOT









WIN









toggletoggle post by Deathcore Fan at Nov 5,2009 5:32pm
Yo guys I'm back. If you want to fucking prove me wrong then go to the vader show tonight. I'll be the dude in the Norma Jean short with red shorts. Deathcore is still better then you fags bands



toggletoggle post by t2daeeknli at Nov 5,2009 9:19pm
grammer is bad enough to be both real or fake. or real and fake. or real fake.
if you are real, norma jean always sucked.
if not, cheers



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Nov 5,2009 10:42pm
deathcore? from germany?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 5,2009 11:26pm edited Nov 5,2009 11:27pm
25. We all wear shirts from death or black metal bands like Emperor and Dying Fetus to make people who listen to real death metal think we're just as troo and broOtal as them.

26. We always spell broOtal like that.

27. Most of our vocalists sound like they're passing kidney stones.

28. We have the ability to turn gay threads into awesome ones including sweet Bill Nye music videos and Tesla pics.



toggletoggle post by C.Dead at Nov 6,2009 9:08am
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
deathcore? from germany?


HAHA, what a shit record. I still remember when you brought it over and hilarity ensued.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Nov 6,2009 12:28pm
C.Dead said[orig][quote]
trioxin_245 said[orig][quote]
deathcore? from germany?


HAHA, what a shit record. I still remember when you brought it over and hilarity ensued.


ya but apparently theres a whole fucking genre named after this, ugh... also, i actually dont mind the album, it sounds like municipal waste if municipal waste didnt suck ass



toggletoggle post by C.Dead at Nov 6,2009 12:31pm
Deathcore used to refer to bands like Darkside NYC or Polyglot or Point 04. No longer the case obviously.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Nov 6,2009 12:41pm
i cant even think of anything that would fit the description of deathcore nowadays. also, putting core at the end of another word does not make you a legitimate genre.
blessed offal is now going to call ourselves awfulcore



toggletoggle post by C.Dead at Nov 6,2009 12:43pm
Blessedcore. Offalcore.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 6,2009 12:45pm
MOAR COOOOARRRRRRRR



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Nov 6,2009 1:05pm edited Nov 6,2009 1:08pm
embryonicore
corudinea
witch core
rampant decore
deathamphetacore
boarcore
eyehatecore



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 6,2009 1:08pm
bobcore
wrencore



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 6,2009 1:09pm
BORECORE



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 6,2009 1:10pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
BORECORpsE



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 6,2009 1:13pm
Scaphicore



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 6,2009 1:16pm
I always thought Darkside NYC facetiously considered themselves deathcore.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 6,2009 1:16pm
cored til death



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 6,2009 1:17pm
FuckIsMyCore



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 6,2009 1:21pm
boblovescore



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 6,2009 1:22pm
haha bob love score



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Nov 6,2009 1:23pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
FunkIsMyCore


fix'd



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 6,2009 1:35pm
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
FunkIsMyCore


fix'd


yes far superior



toggletoggle post by Deathcore fan at Nov 6,2009 1:40pm
fuck you guys. last night was the shit and none of you pussies came up to me. fuckin fags on this board



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Nov 6,2009 1:42pm
Nyecore.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 6,2009 1:48pm
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
fuck you guys. last night was the shit and none of you pussies came up to me. fuckin fags on this board


NOBODY WANTS TO PWAY WIFF MEEEE!!!




toggletoggle post by C.Dead at Nov 6,2009 1:48pm
Haha, Witch Core.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Nov 6,2009 2:01pm



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Nov 6,2009 3:12pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
Brutalcore


i didnt lol, i physically laughed out loud at this... although the track i found is actually not thaaaaat bad



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Nov 6,2009 5:33pm
This kid must really hate death metal if he went to a Vader show.



toggletoggle post by Deathcore fan at Aug 25,2010 1:54pm
no one gave me a compelling argument on why shitbag death metal bands are better then deathcore. get with the times and realize we have more energy and more songwriting skills and women then all you fags



toggletoggle post by beelze at Aug 25,2010 1:57pm
GTFO kill yourself



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 25,2010 2:01pm edited Aug 25,2010 2:02pm



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Aug 25,2010 2:04pm
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
no one gave me a compelling argument on why shitbag death metal bands are better then deathcore.


Paul Kimbal doesn't go see deathcore bands. The end.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 25,2010 2:05pm
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
no one gave me a compelling argument on why shitbag death metal bands are better then deathcore. get with the times and realize we have more energy and more songwriting skills and women then all you fags





toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Aug 25,2010 2:07pm
Obviously a troll. Real deathcore fans can't spell that accurately.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Aug 25,2010 2:18pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Murph%20MAST said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
It has to be. No one is that retarded.


As retarded, as say, believing in Jesus?

ps. I don't hope you die in combat, big guy, no matter what these heathens say.


Well, I'll be an Electrician when I come out of training so, I don't expect to see combat.


GUESS AGAIN, FAGGOT




hehehehe



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 25,2010 2:21pm
Joe Christianni is real. Your argument is invalid.



toggletoggle post by bigred   at Aug 25,2010 4:59pm
this guy is offending himself more than anything.. i remember my first beer



toggletoggle post by ExhumedCarcass  at Aug 25,2010 5:29pm
I can't get over the fact this kid thinks deathcore has the best songwriting...



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 25,2010 7:48pm
C.Dead said[orig][quote]
Deathcore used to refer to bands like Darkside NYC or Polyglot or Point 04. No longer the case obviously.


Yes. I've also heard Integrity and Ringworm thrown under this moniker back in the day.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Aug 25,2010 8:07pm edited Aug 25,2010 8:08pm
Blood, killing, gore, Anti-Christ sentiments, referring to society's ills through cleverly constructed metaphors, and rape aren't hard hitting concepts... BREAKING UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TOTALLY BRUTAL AND RELATABLE YO.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 25,2010 8:14pm
I forgot to take my brutalall this morning.



toggletoggle post by Blessed offal nli at Aug 25,2010 8:24pm
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
fuck you guys. last night was the shit and none of you pussies came up to me. fuckin fags on this board


probably because you're a spineless anonymous pussy so noone knows who you are.



toggletoggle post by ddrummernli at Aug 25,2010 11:33pm
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
Fuck all the haters...

1. flat brimmed fitted hats
2. flat brimmed fitted hats
3. flat brimmed fitted hats
4. flat brimmed fitted hats
5. flat brimmed fitted hats
6. flat brimmed fitted hats
7. flat brimmed fitted hats
8. flat brimmed fitted hats
9. flat brimmed fitted hats
10. flat brimmed fitted hats


fix'd....oh wait



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Aug 26,2010 8:13am
BlackoutRick said[orig][quote]
C.Dead said[orig][quote]
Deathcore used to refer to bands like Darkside NYC or Polyglot or Point 04. No longer the case obviously.


Yes. I've also heard Integrity and Ringworm thrown under this moniker back in the day.


its the same this with the two definitions of metalcore. you have metalcore equaling bands like 100 demons and metalcore equaling bands like devil wears prada.



toggletoggle post by yngwie slurpenstein at Aug 26,2010 8:31am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Deathcore%20fan said[orig][quote]
no one gave me a compelling argument on why shitbag death metal bands are better then deathcore. get with the times and realize we have more energy and more songwriting skills and women then all you fags




Is this the guy that was on "Ancient Aliens"?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2010 1:56pm
Bumping for that guitar player in a birdbath in Boston



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