myself for playing drums 17 years. I have went beyond the call of duty to try and make myself one of the best death metal drummers!"
-Jordan Vareia
*Excerpt taken from the beginning of his "thanks" section on DOMINATION THROUGH IMPURITY'S record "Essence of Brutality"



I'm not knocking the band, these guys are top notch players.... That statement just makes me lol.

He sounds like a sucker of cocks.

I mean, that is literally the first half of his thank you section.... and at the end he doesn't thank people that have been nice to, or helped his band out...
"Every person who has complimented me and my bands..thanks!"

hehehe

Hahaha, I noticed that when I bought that CD a few years ago. What a fucking idiot. He's fast, but has no feel and no heart. He just thinks he's the shit because he did a tour or two with Nile. Fuck that guy.

fuck, I was gonna start my thank you's with the EXACT same thing...

even though I play guitar

i'd like to thank i-party for setting back my sexual progression 50 years. taco bell for making me hate myself, 10 years strong. . .

i'd like to thank Satanic Malfunction

SHUT UP MIKE

Nice grammar, "I have gone beyond..."

I'd like to thank myself for never actually learning how to play bass, and becoming a beacon of hope and inspiration for all terrible bass players everywhere.

you know that i was quoting someone verbatim, right?

Maybe he was correcting the person being quoted. YOU KNOW JOHN DWYER'S NOT ALWAYS A DICK.

Yeah, that.

Id like to thank my cock! 8===D~