I had the squirts on Saturday and made the mistake of taking an Imodium, which backed me up. I finally shit this morning and it took like a half hour to get it all out. It was the consistency of toothpaste so I had to wipe like 50 times. Now my ass feels like the victim of a burning cheese grater. Damn this one-ply cheap fucking toilet paper.

i may skimp and be cheap on alot of things but toilet paper IS NOT one of them

Immodium should only be left for a last ditch effort. Usually when you have the shits, your body is trying to get rid of something and should run its course.

I almost posted last night. 3 SHITS YESTERDAY, NOTHING ON THE TP. I was so fucking happy.

I agree. Unfortunately my place of employment does not.

I agree with this too. Every time I get the shits though my wife insists I must take an Immodium because it makes her gag. Usually I refuse but this time I gave in. I keep forgetting that my body is smarter than my wife.

I was watching this comedian who said " i@lkk kive off fucking top ramen noodles if I can wipe my ass with the fluffy stuff"... words to live by haha

Not listening to your wife is always a good bet -- I rarely listen to mine.

I thought this was gonna be a Tourette's Guy thread.

"*cough cough* MY ASS! *cough cough* BULLSHIT!"

post pix of your ass or its not true

lookin' good grrrrl, let me get dem digits