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returntothepit >> discuss >> How 'the_reverend' made me a man by Conservationist on Apr 16,2009 10:11am
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 16,2009 10:11am edited Dec 8,2009 12:14am
Back in 1989 when I was 15 years old I went to see "return to the pit" in Durham. It was a great show, I was standing right at the front, I could almost reach out and touch 'the_reverend' himself. The man even looked directly at me during ‘The Return to The Pit Radio Show’ Time stood still. His big, brown eyes pierced my very soul. Man, that feeling was epic!

After what seemed like an eternity of pure bliss, the show was over. 'the_reverend' waved goodbye to his cheering and adoring fans, I looking longingly after him as he disappeared from view; I was in a world of my own. So it dawned on me that the gig was over, I blinked and started to head out of the arena when a short, fat man dressed all in black with a shiny bald head looked at me and summoned me over to him. I was a little anxious. ‘Follow me’, he ordered in a commanding tone, silent, I did as I was told. After a few paces, it was quiet, the beautiful noise from the "return to the pit" gig was over and the crowd had dispersed. Suddenly, the man said, ‘you’ve been chosen. How would you like to meet 'the_reverend'?’ My eyes lit up, my mouth dropped open but I was speechless. The man 'the_reverend' led to himself and opened a door. ‘Through here’, he said. I looked at him, still silent, nodded and stepped into the room, as the man closed the door behind me. I was staring at the floor, I rose my head slowly and saw him. 'the_reverend' was sitting in a chair right in front of me!

‘This must be a dream’ I thought, but I knew it was real when 'the_reverend' spoke in his gentle, warm voice: ‘Well, well, well… Look what we got here!’ Nervously, I responded ‘he… hello’. 'the_reverend' smiled and that was all I needed to feel safe. He stood up and paced towards me, I couldn’t move. My heart was racing. Adrenaline pumping.'the_reverend' stopped about a foot away from me. ‘Mm mm mm, you look perfect’, said 'the_reverend'. ‘Wha-what?’ I breathed. 'the_reverend' then stepped up into even closer to me, I could feel his warm breath on my face. Just then, he lifted up his arm and reached around me, I felt his strong, manly hand grab a firm hold of my buttocks.

‘Whoa!’ I exclaimed and immediately leapt back. I was scared, I could have simply run out the door, run home and forget about this experience. But something inside me made me stay… 'the_reverend' simply smiled. ‘What’s wrong?’ He said, softly. ‘I-I…’ What could I say? I didn’t know what to do. 'the_reverend' strode towards me again, ‘I’ll show you a good time’, he said, whilst casually unzipping his fly. I gulped. 'the_reverend' adopted a sterner face, On your knees! He said, aggressively. I was terrified.But, this was 'the_reverend', man! I thought about what to do but 'the_reverend' just repeated himself, in an even more foreboding voice. It was at that moment when I knew just exactly what to do. I looked up at him, licked my lips and dropped to my knees — all to 'the_reverend'’s delight.

He whipped out his long, thick semi-erect penis. ‘I’ve never done this before’, I said, ‘It’s okay, it’s okay.’ 'the_reverend' reassured me. I held his penis in my hands, took a deep breath, and put it in my mouth. I sucked and sucked ’til he was hard, man, his cock had to be at least seven wonderful inches! I kissed the gland and licked all along the shaft, 'the_reverend' giggled and slapped me in the face with his cock a few times before I inserted all seven inches into my mouth. 'the_reverend' moaned in sheer ecstasy. He put his his hand against the back of my head as I bobbed up and down on his cock. ‘All the way, all the way’, whispered 'the_reverend'. It tasted like nothing I ever tasted before. After around ten minutes, he pulled out his juicy meat, ‘take off your pants — now!’ 'the_reverend' demanded. Without speaking, I hastily removed my navy blue jeans and boxer shorts as 'the_reverend' himself also stripped.

I looked at his body, he was very fit, I reached out and touched his stomach. It was soft yet firm. 'the_reverend' grabbed my the collar of my shirt, ‘you won’t need this, either’, he said and ripped off my shirt, demonstrating his masculine strength. 'the_reverend' quickly directed me t o a table, he commanded me to bend over it. I did as he asked, not knowing I was ready to receive an awesome anal battering!

'the_reverend' grabbed my hips with his rough, coarse hands. ‘Here we go!’ He said as he spat in my ass hole. I took a deep breath, braced myself and — ‘AARGHH!!’ I screamed. 'the_reverend' forced his tasty meat pole all the way inside me. It gave me a feeling I had never felt before, and, will probably never feel again. It was simply orgasmic, as if God Himself had fucked me. I almost felt as if I were God. 'the_reverend' had entered my, and we both became as One. It was truly transcendental.

'the_reverend' was screaming (and so was I!) He was a wild animal, more beast than man. I was completely subservient to him. His cock was tearing my rectum and my anus to shreds as he repeatedly drove his cock into me. At first he was slow and deliberate. The feeling was so good. ‘You like that, bitch?’ Asked 'the_reverend', with feelings of both the most exquisite pain and ecstasy, ‘Oh God YES!’ I exclaimed. 'the_reverend' slapped my ass, hard, as I now moaned with delight. 'the_reverend' became a jackhammer, hammering my ass so fast and so hard I thought he was about to split me in half. I even felt blood trickling down my right thigh.

I had no idea how long this ass pounding went on for, it truly felt like an eternity, but finally 'the_reverend' stopped. My screams and moans faded. 'the_reverend' walked around me and shoved his cock back into my face. His mighty scrotum rested on my chin; I was ball deep in 'the_reverend'. He thrusted, I gagged. ‘Time for desert’, he moaned.

His hot and spicy semen shot of his cock and hit the back of my throat like a cannon ball. It was a huge load! And it was nectar, pure nectar. I swirled the cum in my mouth a few times, savouring its wonderful flavour before finally swallowing.

'the_reverend' stood back, his cock swinging. I gasped for air, my ass was sore and gaping, it felt like someone had opened me up with a pair of pliers. I fell to the ground and closed my eyes, I was still feeling that wonderful ecstacy of orgasm.

'the_reverend', meanwhile, pulled his pants back on and put on his shirt. ‘Enjoy that? He laughed. I was unable to respond. 'the_reverend' laughed again. 'the_reverend' looked at a clock on the wall, ‘you got five minutes to get out’, he said. I barely heard him. 'the_reverend' walked out of the room. I was all alone, I could still taste his cum. My ass was bleeding. I was in heaven, paradise. 'the_reverend' had made this little boy a man.

I would never see 'the_reverend' again, but I still remember my fuck session with him as if it was yesterday. Sometimes, I can still feel his throbbing cock inside my anus…

http://www.revolvermag.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1845

[OP edited per request of C&D on Nov 25th - the_reverend]



toggletoggle post by guy at Apr 16,2009 10:37am
booooooooooooo



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 16,2009 10:54am
Conservationist has been trying to put over the "Chuck = gay" theory for some time now. Though I don't believe it, I would still think Death rules even if Chuck was a rump-wrangler.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 16,2009 11:15am
Conservationist is seriously gay for Chuck.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Apr 16,2009 11:51am
Hawt



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Apr 16,2009 11:56am
wait..he took time to write this?



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Apr 16,2009 12:10pm
Chuck Schuldiner lives!!!!!



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 16,2009 12:26pm
Gay singers only increase said bands' awesomeness. Queen and priest have proven this over and over again.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 16,2009 12:40pm
AIDSCORE



toggletoggle post by Rick Rozz at Apr 16,2009 1:19pm
You had to conceive that story and type it out... Who's the homo?



toggletoggle post by sever at Apr 16,2009 1:24pm
this has been floating around for years.



toggletoggle post by Beorht-Dana  at Apr 16,2009 5:17pm
You were 15 in 1989? Ha ha, you're old.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Apr 16,2009 5:36pm
*Yawn*



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Apr 16,2009 5:51pm
blue said[orig][quote]
Gay singers only increase said bands' awesomeness. Queen and priest have proven this over and over again.


add torche to that list



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Apr 16,2009 5:53pm
also, i think you have to be pretty horny for dudes to write all that



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 1:23am
Beorht-Dana said[orig][quote]
You were 15 in 1989? Ha ha, you're old.


I did not write it; some GN on the Revolver forums did.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 17,2009 1:27am
GN = Gay Neighbor?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 17,2009 1:49am



toggletoggle post by Dick Dick Dick at Apr 17,2009 9:01am
216.19.125.105 is a fuck hole



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