It has come to our attention that your musical group, Heisai Yasokawa's Empty Orchestra, has been involved with a number of activities that our foundation find of great interest. There have been "rumors" circulating that your group, which I will further refer to as "HYEO", is creating new shirts with a picture of a cougar skull on them. It is to our understanding that these shirts will be available in Royal Blue, Texas Orange, and Purple, and that they are being printed by Tiny Giant Clothing as we speak.
If this is true, XXXXXX, then I must remind you of the Cease & Desist letter our lawyers sent to you last month. In this letter, we, XXXXXXXX, asked that you no longer produce such works. It is our hope that you will politely halt your printing process before any further litigious action may be taken.
As another matter of contention, we have also been informed that your outfit, HYEO, has been working on a series of recordings. One recording, we have been alerted, is being sent to radio stations and record labels in an attempt for them to propagate your self-depricating, violently suicidal music to a wider audience. These kinds of actions bring a shadow of disgust and bitter taste to our mouths, and again, we must refer you to our letter you received this past month.
Lastly, we must ask you to never finish your recording of "Hollowed Out", perhaps the most profane and outwardly graphic of your current works. If you were to send this to the UK to appear on a compilation by Eulogy of God Records, all hope shall be lost for your future and the future of your friends and family. Our organization has a widely staffed & well-groomed legal department that could easily shut down your goings-on at a moment's notice. For the safety of yourself and yours, think twice before acting.
With Sincerity,
XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXX
Alimony Soundworks
**PRE ORDER A SHIRT and get a FREE copy of our promo CDR to the 7". It's like owning a piece of fistory. Where we fist your ass till you understand human history.
we've been fighting off the Conficker worm all week in work.....my new life goal is find whoever wrote the worm and make them suffer a long, painful death
We have about 50 printed CDRs with packaging that contain 3 tracks (plus a radio edit of Organic Flowers) that we put together to give y'all an idea of what we're doing and what we'd like to release. They're all recorded, mixed, and mastered and ready to go.
If you'd like a free copy for your Radio Station / Review Site (or publication) / Record Label / Booking Agency, please send us a message with what type of organization you have and where to send a copy and we'd be happy to send one out to you with a One Sheet.
ALSO
Youtube is being a boner nose and I'm having a fuck-all time uploading these videos. Expect them later.
Rusty - I'm into this idea. I'll call Mike later when he wakes up and see if he wants to go, and I'll burn a bagillion demos to give out. Is it cool if I meet you at your house and you drive from there? I'm low on gas and you know the shitty mileage I get. Hit me up later on the tele-fizzone.
nah, just a collection of difficulties. No one to blame. I wish we had a dyi place to put shows on ourselves. But the police seem to be slightly agitated with our loud asses lately.
nah, just a collection of difficulties. No one to blame. I wish we had a dyi place to put shows on ourselves. But the police seem to be slightly agitated with our loud asses lately.
It's a STELLA quote. I can't find a YouTube clip of that episode, but it was the pilot for the Comedy Central series. They want this condo but can't convince the condo assoc., so they do a Paula Abdul dance routine and then the guy says what I said above.
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TheOlsenTwinz posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:17 pm
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* The singer of the Killers gargles cum to get his voice ready for shows. Not a day goes by that I don't consider selling all my possessions to fund a year-long trip around the country raping every single person he's related to or friends with.
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TheOlsenTwinz posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:17 pm
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* The singer of the Killers gargles cum to get his voice ready for shows. Not a day goes by that I don't consider selling all my possessions to fund a year-long trip around the country raping every single person he's related to or friends with.
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TheOlsenTwinz posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:17 pm
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* The singer of the Killers gargles cum to get his voice ready for shows. Not a day goes by that I don't consider selling all my possessions to fund a year-long trip around the country raping every single person he's related to or friends with.
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TheOlsenTwinz posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:17 pm
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* The singer of the Killers gargles cum to get his voice ready for shows. Not a day goes by that I don't consider selling all my possessions to fund a year-long trip around the country raping every single person he's related to or friends with.
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TheOlsenTwinz posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:17 pm
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* The singer of the Killers gargles cum to get his voice ready for shows. Not a day goes by that I don't consider selling all my possessions to fund a year-long trip around the country raping every single person he's related to or friends with.
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TheOlsenTwinz posted this on April 9th, 2009 @ 2:38:17 pm
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* The singer of the Killers gargles cum to get his voice ready for shows. Not a day goes by that I don't consider selling all my possessions to fund a year-long trip around the country raping every single person he's related to or friends with.
Anyone who ordered a shirt: We will ship these next week when the cassettes come in. You'll get a free cassette with the CDR accompaniment. Thanks for ordering in advance!
