i had to go to two convenience stores cuz they didnt have everything i needed at one store. i wandered around forever. now i'm listening to skid row.

nice i'm about to be

tits or gtfo

i'll show you mah ballz. . .homo

see what i did there?

well my maggot, i am also baked.

I'm always baked. If I were to make these kinds of threads, I'd be banned for spamming.

sweeet

i'm usually making drunk ones. so i figured this would be a change of pace.

yes, i as well am always baked.
I call it, my right.
You call it, my weakness?

i'm about to have chicken and bacon wraps for dinner. christ i love life.

christ isn't listening dave, your a sinner.

damn, i bet theres no chicken bacon wraps in hell.

only a baked mafaka would think of that.

haha i have a one tracked mind, sometimes two tracked.

as in two boobs? I GET IT...... and i also like boobs.

those are included in the second track. i guess i have 4 tracks. music and movies. i am a 4 track!

so your obsolete yet still very cool because of how retro you are?

haha exactly

i think in the same way i am kind of like a toaster. Been around for a bit, and still pretty useful, yet passed over for more interesting ways of cooking yer food.. BULLSHIT

lol wut?

i'm more like a lava lamp. sometimes i get taken out, you get all excited. but then you realize it takes like an hour for the lava to melt and move around. so you say fuck that and put it away. . . i'm taking out my lava lamp!

i love lava lamps. As a kid i would always stare at my purple lava lamp when i was listening to new records.

last time i really used mine was when i took acid when i was 15

I smoked weed called urkel. It makes my voice high and I keep referring to Carl Winslow and Myra. I've been so ripped for days now. Remember the iced tea juice boxes called "S'Sips"? That name is funny. Say that.

The name of the UN that posted before me sums up this thread very nicely.

Correction; three people care.

I miss weed, been 6 weeks.

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

and now for something completely different.

ps: dave, everyone knows you are high.

oh your a fuckin winner. announcing to the world or even just other people that you are baked was only even remotely acceptably cool when you were in high school - and that's pushin' it!

way to spell, no spell!

heeyyyy heyyy heyyyy heyyyy converge refrence

Kid, I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.

i'm impressed i thought no one would get the old school converge ref.. haha


and to this guy:

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[Mar 9,2009 1:49am - Hungtabreed ]
oh your a fuckin winner. announcing to the world or even just other people that you are baked was only even remotely acceptably cool when you were in high school - and that's pushin' it!


-Listen buddy, people care about Dave Maggot, and they the definately care about whether or not he's stoned MORE than they care about whether you were "Hung to Breed" so, let me finish with
"shut the fuck up"
kthnkby

jim, did you ever know that you're my hero? you are the wind beneath my wings.

WATCH BEACHES OR YOU ARE A PUSSY

were you watching weeds last night?

fight cher or your a pussy?