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returntothepit >> discuss >> Onion Sports this week - ALL A-Rod by xmikex on Feb 19,2009 9:02am

post by xmikex at Feb 19,2009 9:02am

Headlines include:

Fuck-Rod Wondering What Permutation of His Name Will be Used for Steroid Story
A-Rod - "Maybe everyone will let this one slide"
Report: Curt Schilling Has An Opinion on A-Rod
Terrible Sports Editor Wants to Lead With Beckham, AC Milan Story
Jose Canseco Smiling Smugly At Nation

and more.

http://www.theonion.com/content/sports?utm_source=nav

post by RustyPS

at Feb 19,2009 9:41am edited Feb 19,2009 9:42am

this one made me laugh:

with the caption: "Nate Robinson Jumping Over Dwight Howard In Everyday Life"

post by xmikex at Feb 19,2009 9:47am

bennyhillifier

busta trugglio

post by arilliusbm

at Feb 19,2009 9:49am

I'm not too sure if I like Dwight Howard anymore. It seems all this attention is going towards his ego. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
Perkins > Howard

post by RustyPS

at Feb 19,2009 9:50am

he teabagged Superman

post by xmikex at Feb 19,2009 9:52am

black people are black.

post by RustyPS

at Feb 19,2009 9:53am

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
I'm not too sure if I like Dwight Howard anymore. It seems all this attention is going towards his ego. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Perkins > Howard

nah, Howard's definitely much better than Perk

Howard:
2008-09 Statistics
PPG 20.8 RPG 14.10 APG 1.3

Perkins:
2008-09 Statistics
PPG 8.0 RPG 7.90 APG 1.1

post by arilliusbm

at Feb 19,2009 9:57am

Haha, I know the stats don't even compare.

but, I still stand with my statement: Perkins>Howard

post by arilliusbm

at Feb 19,2009 10:00am

http://www.perkisabeast.com

post by archaeon at Feb 19,2009 10:11am

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
black people are black.

post by RustyPS

at Feb 19,2009 10:21am

I like Powe and Baby better than Perk

post by dreadkill

at Feb 19,2009 10:25am

powe is awesome

post by largefreakatzero at Feb 19,2009 10:27am

I was trying to find an image of latest New Yorker cover showing Gay-Rod signing autographs for roided out children with huge arms -- pretty funny.

post by MillenialKingdom

at Feb 19,2009 12:07pm

The Onion always supplies the lulz.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 19,2009 12:11pm

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
powe is awesome

Powe is my #1 gangsta

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