we'll be making the 20 mile trek in about a half hour
skip breakfast and going straight for the good shit

I could go for a veggie dog myself. Too bad I'll be stuck at my house splitting wood for the next few hours. BAH.

they have veggie dogs?
i always get the one with bbq sauce, cheddaaaaaar cheese, and bacon on it. i CANNOT waith to kill myself!

the TEXAS RANGER
BAR-B-QUE SAUCE / BACON / CHEDDAAAAAAAR

that's all i ever get. i might try something else today.
any recommendations y'all

btw: MFR i thought i saw you last time we were there but i wasn't sure. it looked like you and some of the guys from Composted?

these sure give me the munchies also and makes for an interesting trip in town.

What are deez??

ahhh, xanax! The pez gave it away!

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Good black out mix!

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Where is Spike's?

think you can beat my record?

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i don't think so. are you on the wall of fame there? what is it, 5 dogs and you get your meal for free and a shirt?

13 mutts with cheese at the sommerville spikes. under an hour.

Could have done more.

http://www.spikesjunkyarddogs.com/menu.html

post pics or it didn't happen. you must have pics of the magical moment?

Im not sure, I was there with a couple friends that just kept buying me hotdogs.. I didn't get a fucking free shirt. that's a rippoff.

I wish.

Mark richards might have been there to attest.. I can't remember. I know rick (happysunshinebaby) was there.

either way, mark can attest to my hot dog eating capabilities.

muts w/cheese is just a regular hot dog and bun with cheese man?
i like the funky shit. i might get one with jalapenos on mine today.

The junkyard dog looks killer.

i do this frequently. i'm no stranger to not knowing anything that ever happened ever. my life is a black out. am i bragging??? fuck no but wtf right?

yeah man, i might just have to try that one today. as soon as my broad gets done putting on make up and what not. it's not like we're going somewhere fucking fancy... bitch

there was a black guy so, it must have been you guys. *sarcasm*

Was it the one near Mass Ave/Newbury St.? Dave Maggot, myself, and my cousin Matt were there in mid-December.

I wasn't there for Niccolai eating 13 dogs, but I've seen him down wieners faster than anyone on the face of the planet.

Hahaha, Eliot was there too, so yes that was us!

Nothing wrong with some toppings, but if you are going to eat more thenlike 8 of them, you gotta cut back somewhere.

I get the chilli cheesedog myself with bacon if i'm not trying to gluttonize myself.

yeah MFR, it was the one off mass ave. that was the first time being to that one. i usually go to the one in Allston.
the one off mass ave. is actually bigger. it's pretty cool there.
i should have said "hey" but i wasn't sure.
what else is good there? do they have subs for the french fries like onion rings or anything?

Haha, broad.

I am picking up 60 atavans today and a 12 pack of bass ale so I will be in the same blackout boat as you, and it is sinking quick!

i'll have to take a look at the menu a little bit more before we leave if we ever leave... godamn cuntsnatch biatch. wtf is she getting ready for? i'm pissed. this entitles me to have HOT DOG sex when we get home. making me wait... i'll show her... i'll make her wait when we get back.

shit's one of the best drugs ever created. i feel so refreshed in the morning only when i take these. plus it helps me with my agoraphobic nosebleeds. ouch.

You know what, I'm about to run to the store and buy a pack of hot dogs and see how fast i can east them.

As opposed to wests them?

DO IT U WON'T!
post pics too!
HEY FUCK'N AYYYYYYY
you know what aren't bad actually?
turkey fucking dogs. try them.

BRO-ADD

fuck it. we're leaving now and i've made my mind. i will be getting the Junkyard Dog. I thank SkinSangy for the push to get it.
see you all later, if i survive this blood sludge fest.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss

Already fucking did.

i ran to the store accross the street from my house and bout 10 veggie dogs.

this is my first time easting them, and they are fucking gross and rubbery.

uploading the video to youtube now.

fuck that
they're good
hahaha

youtube still uploadinggggg.

shouldn't have saved the video as a wmv.

I recorded it on my new creative Vado btw which is fucking tit. I highly recomend these to anyone looking to make simple avi videos of shit and don't want to lug around a camcorder. it's smaller than an Ipod and stores 2 hours of footage like a flash drive.

Haha, cool. Let me know the outcome of your Junkyard dog experience.

bennyhillifier

are you trying out for nathans in new york?

are you watching the travel channel's hotdog nation right now?

i have never had spike's

You have made a wise decision. I get that every time.

damn... I just ate the first thing all day.

yup, i got the junyard dog and it made a hell of a journey through my bowels. my girl got the Texas Ranger and so did TomCWAF.

benny hillified FTW

was this today you crazy fucker?

haha yea. within like 20 minutes of me saying I was gonna do it.

So what is the update Messy???

i'm actually quite fond of the Patriot dog, which is basically a Texas Ranger but instead of BBQ is a spicy brown mustard. They've added new things to their menu, like isn't there now a Texas Sheriff or something?

in RI they have the RI Weenie Sauce Dog

it's fucking fantastic.

NY System dog but obviously huge and on a sub roll.

that was ballsy. i like yo style nucca!

the update is, i liked the junkyard dog but i still think there's no comparison to the texas ranger dog. me and Tom drank a bunch of nips of whiskey and whatever else we had. that made the belly burn crazy. i got the meal with the curly fries and 2lbs. of salt. i tried being healthy once, for like 7er8 years. that shit's for the birds.

bennyhillified and sped up for the epic win

GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!