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returntothepit >> discuss >> Yankee Swap at work apreesh/unapreesh by brian_dc on Dec 9,2008 9:30am
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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 9,2008 9:30am
It's a terrible concept. And I plan on proving why it's terrible by providing the best/worst gift ever



fuck you assholes for making me drive over 100 miles a day.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 9,2008 10:08am
Hahaha, does it have the bonus "Papa Smurf can I lick your ass" episode on it?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 9,2008 10:10am
holy shit, I hope so



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 9,2008 10:20am
last year i bought a giant can of beans and hid a $10 scratch ticket under the label. everyone thought i was an asshole.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 9,2008 10:46am
The last Yankee Swap I was involved in ended with me receiving an old, beat up Janet Jackson cassette and a Babysitters Club book.



toggletoggle post by tramplethweak at Dec 9,2008 10:48am
my work has that im probably just gonna give a rubber chicken or my old PS1 games



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2008 10:49am
at my work its a secret santa thing, which is super gay. i don't ever participate.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 9,2008 10:55am
we are having a pot luck thing instead. works for me



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 9,2008 11:00am
i think we might be doing potluck too.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2008 12:42pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
The last Yankee Swap I was involved in ended with me receiving an old, beat up Janet Jackson cassette and a Babysitters Club book.


HAHAHA. This would be twice as funny if it happened recently.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2008 12:45pm
Yankee swaps are only good for throwing $10 away. You never keep your gifts, you just inconspicuously leave them behind, and hope nobody sees that you left your Ants in the Pants game, or crusty old tin of caramel popcorn until you're gone.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2008 12:50pm
hahahahaha Ants in the Pants. those games were awesome, Don't Spill the Beans and Don't Break the Ice were the best.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 9,2008 12:55pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Yankee swaps are only good for throwing $10 away. You never keep your gifts, you just inconspicuously leave them behind, and hope nobody sees that you left your Ants in the Pants game, or crusty old tin of caramel popcorn until you're gone.


i'll take that tin of caramel popcorn thank you. stoners delight.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 9,2008 12:55pm
Haha, I wish I could say I received that astounding gift recently.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Dec 9,2008 12:58pm
i don't have do one at work.

but my girlfriend put my name in a hat for some stupid thing at her aunt's house on thanksgiving, and now i have buy her wigger cousin something, and his girlfriend has to get something for me.


this should be stupid



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2008 1:03pm
yeah, my family did the name in the hat thing on thanksgiving too.. i got my older sisters gay lover..... i have NO idea what to get.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 9,2008 1:07pm
polaroids of your erect penis?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2008 1:13pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
polaroids of your erect penis?


best idea i have heard yet. In my family this would actually be viewed as funny, and not too offensive.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 9,2008 1:16pm
awesome...haha



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2008 1:20pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah, my family did the name in the hat thing on thanksgiving too.. i got my older sisters gay lover..... i have NO idea what to get.


construction boots.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2008 1:24pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
yeah, my family did the name in the hat thing on thanksgiving too.. i got my older sisters gay lover..... i have NO idea what to get.


construction boots.


and another good idea. How about the boots..... with polaroids sticking out of my wenis?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 9,2008 1:26pm
sounds like a big winner to me



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 9,2008 1:26pm
sounds like a fat lip from my sister.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2008 3:22pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
i don't have do one at work.

but my girlfriend put my name in a hat for some stupid thing at her aunt's house on thanksgiving, and now i have buy her wigger cousin something, and his girlfriend has to get something for me.


get him a devastating death metal album like Defeated Sanity or Devourment or something.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Dec 9,2008 3:31pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
i don't have do one at work.

but my girlfriend put my name in a hat for some stupid thing at her aunt's house on thanksgiving, and now i have buy her wigger cousin something, and his girlfriend has to get something for me.


get him a devastating death metal album like Defeated Sanity or Devourment or something.


i considered it, the last time he was at my place, he told me that when he was younger he was big into Megadeth and Anthrax.

maybe he'll enjoy some wigger slam.



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