Cowmaximus (2:49:21 PM): It's far too long to drive for someone who is definitely not having sex with you
meamogre (2:49:35 PM): i wouldn't be surprised if both of my front tires get destroyed just getting to work, heh. 80K miles and still runnin'
meamogre (2:49:44 PM): you mean, you don't want to fuck me? i'd fuck me.
Cowmaximus (2:49:58 PM): Oh sure
Cowmaximus (2:50:03 PM): You say that now
meamogre (2:50:05 PM): haha
meamogre (2:50:12 PM): i know. i'm such a tease.
Cowmaximus (2:50:15 PM): But when I'm 6 beers deep sudeenly its inappropriate touching
meamogre (2:50:45 PM): well it's the beer talking at that point. not your dick.
Cowmaximus (2:51:04 PM): The beer tells my dick the truth
meamogre (2:51:15 PM): haha
meamogre (2:51:29 PM): so beer is truth serum?
Cowmaximus (2:51:35 PM): Oh Mark
Cowmaximus (2:51:38 PM): So young
Cowmaximus (2:51:39 PM): So naive

Epic.

So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it

strange, narky's usaully one of the first to post about MFR's homo-sluttyness.

I beat him to it.

also strange...

I was also quoting Pinhead so I get double points.

Mark Cocktease, Epic Richards

Strange indeed.

Yeah great story. Get lost.

I'm hoping this is how you guys converse in real life as well. Hahaha

I barely know any of these people in real life.

The only way I know you immortal13 is that my bass player bought his new rig from you.

Ah you're in that band. How's he liking it?

"whoa, that's nice. where'd you get that?"
"immortal13"

He hates it and says he was ripped the fuck off.
Nah, he makes love with it every practice..

I take it he's happy with it then?

Good to know. I liked it a lot, but I needed a more powerful head for my Basson. So I got the SVT-4. Love it.

DOUBLENIGGERS

immortal13 beat off MFR.
that is all I'm taking away from this thread.

The bass player, by the way, is DestroyYouAlot. He used to be supreme emperor poster on rttp but his worked banned the internet so now he has to do some strange stuff to get on here. It definitely has an awesome tone.

It's possible.

banned the internet? good lord

TRIPLEJEW

Just like the polish to ruin something funny.

they banned it because he posted on rttp too much.
/rumor

cellphone + bathroom = good times.

I'm not a high roller so I don't have a phone that can get me online very quickly. It'd be an hour before I can even post something.

highroller? for like $99 you can get a palm (or free) + $35 a month on sprint with SERO. $35/mo for internet and phone is high rolling? this is either 1972 or someone's not a smart shopper.

Or I just don't have a job at the moment. Damn economy.

GET MOTIVATED

I'm on your website too much.

got any skills?

A few. Been working on cars for years, but I looking to possibly get outta that business because it's more of a hobby for me than anything.

step one
1) get skills
2)
3) cellphone with internet access

Yah, i often wonder how any of you people have lives you post on here so much!! Sheesh!

I just have an extremely boring job and can multitask.

I just don't do anything.