i'm drunk but im going to bed. i have a homework assignment for you rttp. i want you all to write me original haikus, poems, or stories. i want to come back here tomorrow and read them all. and contently sigh like a happy teacher. so do this for me. ok good night people and good luck.


-Mr. Maggot

I ran out of ice,
Someone needs to get me more,
That would be awesome.

zeez google goggles zey do nozing

maggot is a nilla fuck
so that may be the case
rape always means fun...

i don't even know you man, thats my best attempt, sorry

roses are red, violets are blue, boogedy boogedy boogedy boo


ART!

quit school

i found a haiku generator for you so we dont have to do any of your dirty work:

http://www.everypoet.com/haiku/default.htm

David...ye Maggot
Ride my white horse painted brown
Into the sunset

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

floating asteroid
need to buy some school supplies
you're sulking in it

Why do I bother
Waking up in the morning
To do the same shit

To land on a cock:
-Fellate dinosaur babies
-Pussy lips are low

the best thing about this, is i forgot i made this thread. but i shall sit here, drink my candy corn soda and read these. yay.

these are amazing.

HAHAHAHAHA, this is why I like you, Grizzy.

Candy corn soda, eh?

Sounds sucroseriffic.

Intelligence burns
As the television blares
They will be voting

Fisting Baby Christ
Fulfills a suppressed desire
Sodomize the weak

smell the burning flesh
taste the tangy sulfur air
volcano season

Handjobs for orphans
Ignorance running rampant
Cuz Stone Cold said so...

enter the kingdom
of the peanut butter soul
creamy or crunchy?