the south is so goddamn bass-ackwards its sad. Billboards advertising god are like herpes pocking the state highway system, all laced in between ghettofried chicken shacks and "community" churches. I miss ct and our control of the scourge of god.

I visited MO (Kansas City area) not that long ago. Same deal -- creepy churches everywhere. Fuck the Midwest and everything below the Mason-Dixon line.

Oh, cluck u Dave! Make lemonade outta them there lemons; buy a slave.

North Carolina is a damn nice place aside from it being in the Bible Belt. Go to an erotic car wash, get some Bojangles and confuse the locals with your accent.

Oh, and never ask directions from anyone down there. I'm surprised anyone can get back to their own houses.

my guitar player is from NC. He says the same shit, real nice place, lame as christians all ova tha place.

The few times I've been to NC, I have enjoyed myself. It is honestly the only state I've visited that I could see myself living in besides MA.