rich, we should go halfsies on a prostitute for this splendid evening and treat ourselves to a naked lady dinner table, followed by several rounds of "human dartboard".
Rich, I'm having an Italian calfskin loveseat delivered to Cherry St. so that Dave and Mark may stylishly watch the aforementioned motion picture inside of you.
I want my boss from work to come to this, but he says he plans on getting up bright and early the next day to play golf. Help me convince him that going to this show and getting trashed would be better than walking around in dork pants all day.
last time i went there it was an electronica show. some band played called "mindless helicopter noise" or something like that...i think i died a little inside.
and they say mark killed that there boy that night. a toss of such might, that they say it created the grand canyon, and aborted the second coming of christ, with it's sheer brutal force. and if you look above ole mark fudging richards' shoulder. well, some say you can still see the poor lad in them there slipknots shirt. still floating next to him like a macy's day parade balloon. i may be wrong. but thats what my pappy told me. i reckon.
Hey guys, help me convince my boss to come to this show. He's actually interested since I let him hear Revocation, but he still doesn't want to spend the money to drive down to Wallingford from Springfield. This dude is a fucking PARTY ANIMAL and I want him there. How can I further convince him it would be worth it? I even showed him the holladaddy escapade, which put him into tears of laughter, and told him he'd get to meet Mikey if he came, so I think it's come down to a question of gas money for him. What else can i say to him to entice him to the show?
In addition to Rich's testicles, Composted will be supplying visual hilarity, Skittles, and a special guest bassist, none other than Ted Nugent...............'s cousin. Yeah. That's the ticket.
Oh and if he doesn't come I'll cover his car in bologna on the way home.
Just got home from this show and I'm ready to die. Thanks to the 5 people that watched us, and extra huge thanks to the 30-40 people that chilled outside, that was awesome! At least some drunk metal slut exposed her breasts.
i am lacking in the crabs department today, so not sir. also, i had no idea you were davefromthegrave so sorry for not saying hi. we all really need to start wearing name tags
glad i could come through with the drink tickets - i definitely need to enroll in dr. horror's "fuck you, this is when you're playing 101" class... definitely NOT COOL to make out-of-state bands either open or go on last. that bummed me the fuck out and reminded me why i shouldn't book shows i'm not playing.
however... composted + revocation = fucking top-shelf dudes. had a blast hanging with you guys and can't wait to do it again. revocation shredded my fucking face off and composted was slammatocious. urban as fuck!
