As I was looking through all the pictures I have on my external harddrive, I rediscovered this hot piece. When TYAG toured in 2005, we met a crackhead in Cleveland who went by the name "Queen Noteefah."

First a crackhead asked us for a few bucks so he could get a can of Fix-a-flat for his car...which was nowhere to be seen, because he was a crackhead. From the shadows a chocolate brown beauty missing her front teeth emerged, proclaiming, "Mothafucka ain't got no car, what the fuck ya tryin'a pull cracka? Get the fuck out." She then approached us, real sly like and said softly," See, that guy don't have no car...he addicted to the crack-cocaine. He wants money for a fix. Now, me...see, I don't lie. Y'all should give me ya money so I can get some mothafuckin' rock, cuz I wanna get high. I'm addicted. Yeah, so what? Nigga gotta eat." She then started rapping for us. Hilarity ensued. Here she is in all of her cracked out glory:

She also appears on a Composted flyer!

I GOT FIIIIIVE KIDS TO FEED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow that's classy, the kind of stories that live into the future. We all have them but not all of us have the pics to prove it.

the people you meet, in this world.

I was in tears the first time Mark and Cuban Pete told me that story years ago. She has got to be the greatest thing Cleveland has contributed to the world lately.

so, skip to the part where she sucked all y'all's dicks....and got her rocks worth.