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New site? Maybe some day.
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I'm sick of this love bullshit. STOP CELEBRATING THIS POO-POO-CA-CA HOLIDAY!!!
anyhoo, what are you getttin' him / her? |
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i once had a valentine, like 7 or 8 years ago. then no more :(
so yea, valentine's day means nothing to me |
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isn't valentine's day a ploy by hallmark for people to spend more$$$
you should love your partner every day...having said that...
it's a fun excuse to do lovey dovey crap and i'm looking forward to it
but i'm not posting what i am getting because..well you know...
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aaron and i had this convo...and some good gifts i'm seeing advertised..godiva's...lingerie, pj's
one of the lamest gimicks though is buying your loved one a star and naming it after them...what a crock of crap... |
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i'm going to hooters for valentines day. hahahaha |
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Valentine's Day gifts should be all about sex. I'm going to give a half dozen women bottles of lube and see if any of them take the hint. |
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DeOdiumMortis said: Valentine's Day gifts should be all about sex. I'm going to give a half dozen women bottles of lube and see if any of them take the hint. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! now only if they would except it.... |
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if i had a valentine i'd buy them some land on mars...anyone hear about this? hahah |
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The entire planet of Pluto is only $10,000 or so. |
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DeOdiumMortis said: The entire planet of Pluto is only $10,000 or so. |
Haha, that fucking idiot. You know the one I am talking about right? The one who found a loophole in a law and immediately claimed the moon and the other 8 planets? What a douchebag. |
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what??? someone bought the planets. Tell me more |
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He's an interplanetary squatter. Lame. |
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Isn't Valentines day named after a Saint?
Retzam said loophole, Fucking A.
Gangbangs should be a Valentine tradition. |
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i'm going to wake up drunk on valentine's day and stay that way. maybe i'll be lucky enough to spend the whole day unconscious. |
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My valentine this year is a cinderblock, and just like with any good woman, I'm going to make it sit on my face. |
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hm.. I guess this means I don't have to get sucubus anything?
score! |
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are you refering to DOM's post about Valentine's Day gifts being all about having sex all day? (i just added a few words..lol)
but he forgot to mention that you have to give a real present first
bahahahaha
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BornSoVile said: Isn't Valentines day named after a Saint? |
yeah i think yer right..you religious fool!!! =)
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damn... and I was "saving up" a nice (although salty) gift |
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but please..drink pineapple juice =)
thanks |
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im working at 9am on valentines day |
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I'll buy you a big box of chocolates at your own store and give them to you you big loveable hateful bear of a man you. |
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party at my house if anyones interested. |
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you mean in yer pants...at least that's what i heard some girls say... |
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BAM!
no but seriously, email me if any one wants to go |
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are you guys coming on friday?
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>These are entries to a Washington Post competition - they asked for a
>rhyme with a most-romantic first line, but a *least*-romantic second
>line. A hoot!
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>******
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>******
>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
>the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
>so is your head.
>******
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face.
>******
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
>This describes everything you are not.
>******
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>******
>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>******
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life.
>******
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming.
>******
>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>******
>My feelings for you no words can tell
>Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
>******
>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime.
>
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I'll give each of my many ho's my shlong, and if they don't like it, a kick down the stairs. |
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swamplorddvm said: I'll give each of my many ho's my shlong, and if they don't like it, a kick down the stairs. |
says the virgin
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damn, you were post 50,000
damn you yoda. |
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yoda said: says the virgin |
Yoda's not as wise as I thought he was. But he's still cool 'cause his name is YODA.
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