All my life we had this weird guy living across the street from us.. His house looks like shit, and he barely ever took the trash out, and during the summer his windows were never open. Well anyways, the cops drove by his house and realized his car was unregistered, so they knocked on the door. But he wouldnt let him in. The finally got a warrent and in there was his dead mother! They said the basement was flooded, it smelt like death, and there was a huge whole in the back of the roof.

They said they dont know how long she's been dead for but its definately not from natural causes. Suburban towns are pretty fucked up, its like that movie The 'Burbs.

Well anyways, with this happening, and the whole church thing within the past few weeks I realized that this town is really fucked. I took pics of the house all roped off, I'm gonna upload them on my computer now.

Sorry for such a long stupid thread, I just thought I should post it.

Norman Bates

and WARGASM!

NICE!!!
write a song about it!!!
i'd love that

before i even read your reference to the Burbs thats all i was thinking about when i was reading the story hahaha

HAHA yeah. I will definately write a song about this.

About a half hour ago, channel 5 was here interviewing my mom, so I ran up the stairs with my pants down screaming "DISSECTOR!!" But it wasn't live, so they'll edit it out, sucks.

I'll post the pics when I actually put them on the internet, nothing special though so maybe I won't.

\m/

Dissector said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Pardon my pun but that was pretty ballsy. Keep up the good work.

Hail X 1000, write a song about your neighbor!

We're writing a song about it next practice. They don't even know if he killed her yet or not, they'll get the autopsy report today, but even if he didn't we'll just pretend he did. And to top it all off, the guy had a very mild case of leprosy!

oh man, this is gonna be the best song

Hahahahah, awesome. Lepers can run really fast and they eat lots of raw meat that they catch themselves.

I think you are thinking of gazelle.
they run fast ad eat lots of raw meat.

lepers fall apart

No, dumbyhead. Lepers = leopards, and leopards eat gazelles. Way to ruin my really bad joke, assnose.