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returntothepit >> discuss >> G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra by the_reverend on Jul 28,2008 7:27am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 28,2008 7:27am



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 28,2008 7:35am
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt ... Cobra Commander"

LOL WUT?



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 28,2008 7:52am
Marlon Wayans ... Ripcord

...failure imminent



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 28,2008 8:38am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt ... Cobra Commander"

LOL WUT?


HAHAHAHAHAHA! Awwwwwwwwwful.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 28,2008 8:43am
this will be worse than speed racer.



toggletoggle post by dr. sphincto at Jul 28,2008 5:11pm
live action rapes the soul and heart of animation. GI joe was an integral part of my childhood



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Jul 29,2008 9:01am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt ... Cobra Commander"

LOL WUT?


Hahahaha.... That's actually awesome. Like it matters what he looks like, he'll be in a frickin' mask.


Unfortunately, this too will suck.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAd at Jul 29,2008 1:11pm
hahah, Duke is that fag from Step it Up. hahahahahah, Dennis Quaid is in it. He has to be the most unintimidating queer of them all.

What a shitstained atrocity this is going to be.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jul 29,2008 2:02pm
actually from the photos it looks like this G.I. Joe won't have Destro or Cobra Commander in masks yet.

but yeah this will be instant fail.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2009 11:42am



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2009 11:58am edited Feb 2,2009 11:59am
let's make current movies of every possible 80's phenomenon we can get our hands on!

notify me when the my little pony movie is going into production. otherwise, me no care.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Feb 2,2009 12:02pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
let's make current movies of every possible 80's phenomenon we can get our hands on!

notify me when the my little pony movie is going into production. otherwise, me no care.


I'd watch that!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2009 12:03pm
it would be hot watching those ponies prance around with the tramp stamps on their butts and their pretty manes.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2009 12:03pm
ditto.
I watched the new carebears the other week.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2009 12:08pm
there's a new cayah-bayahs?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 2,2009 1:43pm
CABBAGE PATCH 4 LYFE



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 2,2009 2:56pm
why is there no video link in here



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2009 5:06pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Feb 2,2009 5:22pm
RAINBOW BRITE, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE LIVE ACTION ADULT FILM



toggletoggle post by Hater at Feb 2,2009 7:10pm
GAY.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 6,2009 9:20pm
Just saw this. MEH. Story was changed. Characters didn't make sense and ripchord was black. Did not enjoy.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Aug 6,2009 9:39pm
I was in target picking up socks and I happened to see an action figure of the newly depicted Cobra Commander. Needless to say I won't be seeing this.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Aug 6,2009 10:05pm
Socks>new gi joe movie.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 6,2009 11:52pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/


This movie looks like it will insult my intelligence repeatedly.

Therefore, I probably should go. LOL



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 8,2009 9:59am
This was simultaneously the worst and best movie of 2009

Shit was super cheesey and acting was terrible... but every time i started getting irratated there was a cool action scene with some kind of graphic impalement. Also nice use of HOT fucking ass in this movie. The redhead with the big guns [yes pun intended] kept my Joe at attention for a good portion of the flick.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 8,2009 7:15pm
haha best review ever.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 4,2010 2:31pm
this is about 125% meant for dudes to jerk off to. All these muscly dudes, I mean com-on.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 4,2010 2:38pm
there is totally a scene where the shadow dude kicks someone who goes flying, but the kick misses so wildly it's unreal.



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