I woke up in the hospital 2 days later after collapsing in my kitchen with Acute renal failure, a severe kidney disease. That sucked. I don't remember a fucking thing. My throat is killing me and I have know Idea what is going on. I check ed my self out because I had to get home to my kids. :(

that does not sound like an enjoyable time.

umm....whats your age?

fuck that sucks bags

yup, waking up in an unfamiliar place blows the toxic goat. Of all people, my autistic son callled 911. The litttle dude saved my life!

I'm 35 in November.

damn, sorry to hear it. glad you're alive though.

omg.. glad you're ok...thank goodness for your son too!

I hope it wasn't the russian mafia.

I usuallly blame them, but I have to let them off the hook this time. Thanks folks for the cool words

my bad.

I knew I could always pin that on you you dirty, dirty whiizore! Man, the nurse I had was a a cunt. She would not even give me any good drugs. I hate her eternallly.

how'd your parents die?

linger longer

what a hobby liver

HAI GAIZ, HEAT LIVER DIED

but the joker lives on...

christian bale is going to have to become the bat when heat liver is resurrected as the joker and takes over the world

Man, that's fucked. So how are the ol' kidneys now?

Well, the kidneys are still in me if that counts, haha. I feel like arse. I guess I was clinically dead. Do not beleive it if someone ever tells you there is a white light. They are full of cum. yeah, that was the most fucked thing ever to happen to me. My son witnessed the whole thing which hurts pretty bad. :(
I see the doc tomorrow to see what else is up.

Glad to hear you made it. What kind of treatment do you have to take now? Do the doctors know what caused it?

my theory on that white light crap is that the person is just having a dream or some other subconscious experience in their mind. i hate when people say "OH MY G0DZ! I SEES WHITE LIGHTZ!"

when i wake up from a dream, i don't take the dream experience as being a real experience.

sometimes i get lots of money and dvds and cds in dreams. i get so pissed off when i wake up without them. fucking lying a nightmare on elm st movies.

Thanks man, probably dialysis. They are not to sure what caused it. I see the doc tomorrow. I feel like ass tonight. cold, than hot, achy and shit. Fuck this. I worry about going to sleep for christ sakes after hitting the flooor dead on saturday.

kidney shit is no joke. after i had a kidney stone about 4 years ago, just about every single pain i felt in my back practically made me panic.

yeah, i joined the kidney stone club about 8 years ago. renal failure is no joke and it is excruciating. the one good thing about that whole experience is that it made me re-evaluate a lot of things in my life. probably the scariest thing i've ever been through, you just feel like you have no control over your own body.

How compare renal failure with kidney stone? It like compare cancer with flu. Passing stone not hurt bad. Much worse feel to feel of tibial tendon be torn. Be man. Quit cry. I both so knows pain is worse.

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dude, no offense, but are/were u a hard drug/alc user and whatnot? or u just got a bum deal? or?

Drug fun. Offense good defense. Ha,ha,ha. Now earn stamp.