Starburst Jelly Beans are absolutely fucking delicious. I was disappointed when they replaced the lime with green apple, as green apple flavored candy is an abomination to both candy and real apples. Surprisingly enough, these green apple jelly beans do not disrupt my pallet. Discuss. Or call me a fatty, which ever you'd prefer. Either way I have 14 oz. of heaven within my grasp and this makes me happy.

Fuck yes, son.

I bought a candy dish solely to present these wondrous creations at the Composted practice space. I feel dainty. Kill me.

You are a dandy fop.

Innnndubitably.

I'll make sure to get composted starburst jelly beans with ONLY the green apple flavor.

I must agree with this abomination, reminds me a have a pack of skittles in my bag, fuck yes.

I want you to find lime Starburst Jelly Beans or we will not play a show ever again. EVER.

I must travel to the catacombs of creepsylvania. Wish me luck on this journey.

Be sure to bring your most precious talisman on your trek.