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returntothepit >> discuss >> HAHAHAHAHAHA... "Viking Fighting Arts" by DestroyYouAlot on Dec 31,2007 11:58am
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 31,2007 11:58am
http://www.vikingfighting.com/Default.aspx

A few select quotes:

"The brutally effective techniques, tactics and strategies in BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting can be used by military personnel, law enforcement officers, anti-terrorist groups, intelligence agents, mixed martial artists, and civilians. Anyone can benefit by training in BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting, whether it's to learn practical street self-defense and combat tactics, or just to supplement your existing, less effective martial arts style."

"The brutal fighting arts employed by the berzerkers were handed down from father to son through the generations. Unfortunately, after centuries of great warfare and raiding, the berzerker culture started to wane. The berzerkers stayed known as long as they kept their Viking faith, but when they slowly but safely started to become christians, they soon became one with the united, and more peaceful, christian Europe."

"However, elements of the old faith and the secret fighting arts remained - and have been kept alive until this very day by a small but dedicated group of extraordinary men. Today, these arts are known as BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Arts, and they are still being taught to select individuals by the last BERZERKER™ Viking Fighting Supreme Grandmaster and Inheritor of the Horned Helmet, Grandmaster Sven S. Svensson."


Why do I have a feeling this guy got kicked out of his LARP group?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 31,2007 12:10pm
kicked out of? no.
king of LARP? yes



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 31,2007 12:42pm
FROM
FA
THER
TO SON!



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Dec 31,2007 12:56pm
"The Berzerkers (or Berzerks) were Norse warriors who had sworn allegiance to the god Thor and worked themselves into murderous fury before a battle."

definitely didn't do their research, the berserkers were in allegiance to Odin.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 31,2007 1:00pm
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:
"The Berzerkers (or Berzerks) were Norse warriors who had sworn allegiance to the god Thor and worked themselves into murderous fury before a battle."

definitely didn't do their research, the berserkers were in allegiance to Odin.


This was remarked upon in the rpg.net thread. Good eye, sir.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Dec 31,2007 1:02pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
Y_Ddraig_Goch said:
"The Berzerkers (or Berzerks) were Norse warriors who had sworn allegiance to the god Thor and worked themselves into murderous fury before a battle."

definitely didn't do their research, the berserkers were in allegiance to Odin.


This was remarked upon in the rpg.net thread. Good eye, sir.


none of that gay rpg crap, just a love for my Icelandic culture, I hate when people fuck with it.



toggletoggle post by MikePile at Dec 31,2007 2:42pm
this isn't real you dinks



toggletoggle post by MikePile at Dec 31,2007 2:43pm
wait, is this real



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 31,2007 3:54pm
MikePile said:
wait, is this real


LOL

Man, if I had a nickel...



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Dec 31,2007 6:12pm
one could only figure from the comical name of sven svensson



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