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returntothepit >> discuss >> walmart on the night before christ's birthday by the_reverend on Dec 24,2007 3:33pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2007 3:33pm
just when you thought walmart shoppers couldn't lose any more chromosones and still remain some sort of Sapian.
bad eugenics to the extra of reality.

I haven't seen so many zits, fat, and people with crippling social disorders since the last time I passed by a wafflehouse.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 24,2007 3:34pm
You are losing your language capabilities. I blame the internet.


have any of them flung poo at you?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2007 3:44pm
I blame typing while driving



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 24,2007 3:48pm
for what? car accidents? Aren't you the guy who has no respect for drunk drivers? I suggest you set a good example of safe driving before you criticize other people poor decisions.


I feel like I'm your dad.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2007 3:52pm
are you going to touch me too?
there is a difference between this and that is like comparing smoking and a once every few years dental xray.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 24,2007 3:56pm
the_reverend said:
are you going to touch me too?


only where you pee.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2007 4:06pm
you mean in gatorade bottles and coffee cus in my car? you are a freak.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 24,2007 4:33pm
WALMART is a great place to commit random suicide.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 24,2007 5:21pm
the_reverend said:
you mean in gatorade bottles and coffee cus in my car? you are a freak.


I am never driving with you anywhere.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 24,2007 5:36pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
WALMART is a great place to commit random suicide.


*ponders*



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Dec 24,2007 5:54pm
Jesus wasn't born in December.



toggletoggle post by Horror_Tang  at Dec 24,2007 6:00pm
School em' all.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 24,2007 6:15pm
You mean GAIN more chromosones?



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 24,2007 6:59pm
Pictures or it didn't happen



toggletoggle post by carina-with-my-fam at Dec 25,2007 12:28am
______________________________
[Dec 24,2007 4:06pm - the_reverend]
you mean in gatorade bottles and coffee cus in my car? you are a freak.
~~~
i know you're dirving my car car and i KNOW there aren't any of those bottles in there...



toggletoggle post by carina-with-my-fam at Dec 25,2007 12:29am
oh and...why were you at walmart since i bought all the xmas gifts for your family



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 25,2007 2:22am
you forgot to get me more pomegrantes.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino in MICHIGAN at Dec 25,2007 8:13am
carina-with-my-fam said:
______________________________
[Dec 24,2007 4:06pm - the_reverend]
you mean in gatorade bottles and coffee cus in my car? you are a freak.
~~~
i know you're dirving my car car and i KNOW there aren't any of those bottles in there...


yeah, you drank them all ;)



toggletoggle post by Mess at Dec 25,2007 8:20am
fucking racist. i'm ashamed :-( boo hoo



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Dec 25,2007 11:15am
the_reverend said:
just when you thought walmart shoppers couldn't lose any more chromosones and still remain some sort of Sapian.
bad eugenics to the extra of reality.

I haven't seen so many zits, fat, and people with crippling social disorders since the last time I passed by a wafflehouse.


There are people in Wal-Mart who seem to defy ethnography.

It's like... hmm, half-fat-Irish, a quarter Filipino, 1/4 negro, 1/4 something from Hungary mixed with something Arabic... Russian?

They are truly the grey race.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Dec 25,2007 11:21am
i like to go there and play my favorite game, "count how many people are wearing sweatpants."



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Dec 25,2007 8:58pm
Conservationist said:
the_reverend said:
just when you thought walmart shoppers couldn't lose any more chromosones and still remain some sort of Sapian.
bad eugenics to the extra of reality.

I haven't seen so many zits, fat, and people with crippling social disorders since the last time I passed by a wafflehouse.


There are people in Wal-Mart who seem to defy ethnography.

It's like... hmm, half-fat-Irish, a quarter Filipino, 1/4 negro, 1/4 something from Hungary mixed with something Arabic... Russian?

They are truly the grey race.


And what are you? Did you know England was more ethnically diverse 1000 years ago then it is today?

I am willing to bet there isn't a man alive who isn't mixed race.

People have been traveling borders for thousands of years, fucking and making babies all the way.




toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Dec 25,2007 9:10pm
DomesticTerror said:
i like to go there and play my favorite game, "count how many people are wearing sweatpants."


no, i haven't given up on life
i'm finally living while you're out with your wife
society's rules don't mean shit to me
when i wear what i want i'm finally free
sweatpants
with our sweatpants on, warm and snug
we'll burn down your fucking country club



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