i just got home from teh police station. i had to give a formal report and actually work with a sketch artist. i still feel sick to my stomach.

I was driving home today, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. I was stopping at a stop sign, a female friend of mine was in the passenger seat and just started screaming. I looked and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare.

Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized we were looking at them.

I called 911 the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took something out of his jacket and hit the guy in the head. At this point we were in shock. The two men got into a car and sped off.

When I came home, my mom was there and I told them what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

this can really happen.

Yer such a nerd.

take a nap.

THIS IS DELICIOUS COPYPASTA, YOU MUST EAT IT.

Niccolai said:

hahahahaa

Joshtruction said:

"Are you not entertained???"

my old singer and I once saw a guy shot in east boston once.
it's interesting what people think they can get away with in public.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Niccolai, you are an asshole. Amazing.

Still fucking amazing.

I might just be a fatty, but I love cake. Just sayin.

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PLZ FUCK MY GAPING GRAND CANYON GUNT!!!!! IM ALL MAD N STUFF CUZ NO 1 WILL FUCK ME N IM JEALOUS OF ALL TEH METAL CHICKS CUZ SEXY METAL MEN I LIKE FUCK THEM AND NOT ME!!!!!!!!!! I IZ SAD.

I miss classic memes.

DO A FUCKING RITUAL ABOUT IT, FIGHT ME UNDER THE PINEAPPLE ABOUT IT IN FEDERAL HILL OR SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

YO DAWG, WE HERD U LIKE TO DICK WHILE U BRO, SO WE PUT A DICK IN UR BRO SO YOU CAN DICK IS BRO WHILE U DICK IS BRO.

NICE DICK BRO

This was epic shit.

i saw that dude get stabbed in front of store 24 in allston. im an emt. i did nothing.

Hey, unless they're paying overtime then fuck it.