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You ever get a hold of TJ Polaris for the shred competition?

If they are playing it, I don't believe he can be in the competition

considering cutting back on that, seeing how almost every guitarist in the bands playing wants in.

i might know a few more people chris.

OUTSTANDING

armory is on this bill, right?

timjohnny said:

??

Yes Armory is opening.

confirmed... nice!

now everyone prepared to get smoked in the guitar competition!

timjohnny said:

you suck dick?

umm... if you're somehow implying that by saying "smoked" i was referring to sucking dick, you're an idiot. and also likely gay.

I love rttp forum tough guys


...I mean REAAAAALLLLLLY love them...

wait, there are 2 armory bands in MA...

is the Armory I'm thinking of have a dude named Chad in the band? If so, I went to FPC with him.

do you remember when we used to dance?

timjohnny said:

It was funny, laugh.

Looking forward to this. My bet is on TJ for the win!

kessaris said:

Yeah I think that's the one.

kessaris said:

well i just talked to chad and he hates your guts, bro. and i think it was pretty obvious i was totally joking around, not being a tough guy.

pam said:

i don't play guitar ( at least not well ), but my boy chad does and he done been practicing his prebent notes! that ain't no joke! all the other contestants better hit the woodshed fucking hard.

when i bust out my chad kroger like licks, its all over.

chad doesn't hate me...you're a liar!

I will not be attending this. I will be at Katatonia. Way to pick the worst night to have something awesome like this, Chris. I'm booing you right now.

I still say TJ.

someone video the shred-off, that'd be wonderful.

pam said:

Yeah yeah yeah... it was supposed to be Saturday the 8th originally but that got fucked up.

this will most likely be our CD/EP release show as well as my first gig back in states

fuck katatonia.....rapture instead!

Oh man I totally CAN wait for this! haha nervous

uppity up

pam said:

i agree :(

|an said:

i am jealous of you for getting to see rapture. one of my favorite friggin bands. they are great, but not as great as katatonia. they are influenced by katatonia too much to top them. tell rapture to come to the states and play the 3rd song from silent stage.

i honestly prefer futile-era rapture over anything but i think their last two albums stand on their own. i can see what you mean about katatonia but tbh i got into rapture first and am simply just not a huge katatonia fan, tonight's decision i like though. but then again, i'm slow at exploring albums sometimes, so perhaps in the future..

i doubt they will ever play anywhere, they've done like 2 previous concerts (in 8 years), it's just a side project for most of the members. btw - check out their guitar player's other band, thy serpent... that's some good shit!

btw this is definitely our cd release show

New detail added to this show: Winner of the shred competition gets a big, sweaty hug from Crazy Dan.


One week!!!!!!!!!!!

2 days of ralphs in a row.. this will be fuckin metalization

is it normal to piss your pants?


...what about pissing blood?


SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER!

3 days til this show, who's coming?

CD's are in and looking good!

ill be there, re-living my exploits from two weeks ago: wearing my armory shirt, getting drunk, falling down stairs, and showing off my new special move: head butt post to personal KO (forward, down, down-forward, x+y)

anybody in the boston area driving up to this?? I really could use a lift

Aegathis said:

i can give your ass a ride if you can get to alewife, im trying to get there for 9 though. i live in arlington, alewife is about as far as i can make it in between work and getting there.
-boyfriend of the lead singer of abnormality

If all else fails and I get to show up at 9 then we will let you guys know about that in time
-boyfriend of the bassist of the band that the Lead singer of Abnormality is also in

uh, whut?

uhh, dude wheres my car?

sweet! whats mine say?!

you know I don't speak Spanish

what is this leaving at 9 bullshit? you show up bright and early for 3 headed cuntster or I will fuck you sideways

who said anything about leaving at 9??

I misread, didn't have my glasses on

I don't wear glasses

tj won!

kessaris said:

dundundun

3HM's set was probably the most embarassing moment of my life...

...aside from the time I lost wood on camera

anonymous said:

i dont know who the hell this TJ character is, but i can bet kessaris crapped all over that n00b.

I fucking told you TJ would win. And he's no n00b, TJ is the sheeeet.

i wasn't there and i bet david davidson wasn't either, but i imagine he won just by existing somewhere as david davidson

I once won this contest

I drew a picture of bugs bunny and the tazmanian devil for a graduation thing in 5th grade and it was the cover of our flier thing that talked about the ceremony. My mother proceeded to beat me unmercifully when I didn't win the top in the class honor because the kid who's dad owned a bank did.

You think I'm lying

Chris's idea of people not competing if their band was playing was a good one.

TJ serves up tasty licks. Like an ice cream deliveryperson.