don't think i ever met u but were it not for you i would not have almost every fucking album on my ipod that i have lost or had stolen or broke or forgot since i began listening to metal. that goes back to about 1987. if i am in the same room as you ever in the future you do not pay for beer. or pizza. if that's your thing.

but seriously, you have given me my past back. and i get to fuck the recording industry in the process. [/EMOGAYRANT]

watch your back nicc. this guy wants you in the worst possible way. mngh

i'm a chicken hawk

i'm a fishdick

I know deep down you meant Nicholas and not Niccolai, and your welcome.


Even though I don't remember doing any of the stuff you just said.

fact.

Haha, no one should appreciate a 9-toed, kiwi fistfucker like Niccolai. Unless he's gonna give you a beej first. Then it's ok.

fuck that nucca

My theory is that Niccolai is actually just an alternate personality of Mark Richards. Niccolai does not actually exist.

that dude is a serious noodle muncher.

appreciate my adopted son

Carina, Mrs. Fucking Richards also wants to adopt Niccolai. You have some surrogate competition!

Beer and pizza you say?

Fucking score!

what did he do that got you all your music back for free?

no of those torrents work. i sit at the megaupload page for ever and nothing happens. help me niccolai.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

competition? pfft! Says you!

he'll have 2 mommies!

Haha, there ya go.

Nicc is the shiznizzle.

I'm gonna throw crack rocks at him, next time I see his Maori ass.

He may just want your horsesized anal love.

MarkFuckingRichards said:


is he really 9-toed?

Nah, he's got all of them, but nerves were severed in one of his big toes by a pallet jack.