this is terrible

I had to see how terrible. It's still early.

fuck no.

this ump sucks too

Lugo's gonna attack A-Rod.

is that homo-erotic or what?

No. If you saw yesterday's game you would know what I'm talking about. And, you're getting your subjects mixed up. They're not eating hot dogs, they're playing baythball.

the reverend only likes figure skating. all other sports are gay.

ken, luigi's gonna attack a you rod, eh?

hahahhahaha, i hope he does. i haven't had my rod attacked in hours.

see you already got it wrong. It's Julio Lugo.
What size rollerblades do you have?

I understand, rich horror's not feeling too well. a blue rich horror leaves you with blueballs.

:(

last I saw it was 5-0. sucky

on the board, that's a start

yup.

can't win 'em all.

another timely hit from my favorite red sox and favorite jew

jewkilis?

jewson varitek?

hahahahahhaha

WHY didn't they pinch hit cora for pedroia?

FRANCOMA LOL

they never had this game tho, really

Oh no! Now the Yankees are 9 1/2 games behind us!
PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON!

people in these parts celebrate too early and have amnesia. They are the YANKees because they always PULL it off every year.

i'm still mad about the Celtics.

basket ball is hilarious.

DomesticTerror said:

That's what we get for tanking at the end. We end up being screwed anyway. I honestly wish Danny Ainge would just step down. That stupid tard didn't draft Tim Duncan.

The only way I'm watching next years season is if Doc Rivers gets replaced.

tylerl said:

yeah crisp was safe on that slide. some bad calls. we're still what 10 games ahead of them?

A family of New York fans headed out one Saturday to shop for
the

youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks
up a

Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to
become

a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston jersey for my
birthday." His big sister

is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and
says, "Go talk to mother."

Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his
mother. "Mom?"

"Yes, son?""I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I
would like this

jersey for my birthday." The mother is outraged at this,
promptly whacks him

around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes
with the Red Sox

jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm

going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my
birthday." The

father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of
his head and

says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're

all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns
to his son and says "Son, I

hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes,

Dad, i have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've
only been a

Red Sox fan for an hour and I already hate you Yankee
bastards."

hahaha thats awesome

haha that was great

this one is good too

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees
fan he

saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe
shirt. He

would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just
missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed,

so, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,
Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
down

the road," replied the priest."Climb in, Father. I'll give you
a lift!" The priest

climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the
road. Suddenly, the driver saw a

Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved
as if to hit him. But, as usual,

he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was
certain that he had missed the guy,

he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came
from, he glanced in his mirrors but

still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and
he turned to the priest and said,

"Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan." "That's OK,"
replied the priest, "I got him with

the door."