Yea, most cartoons these days are lamer than two boys fucking. When I was on vacation last week they had this "Boomerang" channel that played all old school cartoons. It was a refreshing break from the garbage I usually catch on the cartoon network or, worse yet, like you mentioned - the dreaded new breed of saturday morning cartoons.
What ever happened to Merrie Melodies? I mean, I said boss, I mean I said: you can't go wrong with a good Foghorn Leghorn short.