This is gay, right? I mean Mike's shit. Not mine. I was young and confused.

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Giallo Grind (11:24:43 PM): Well you can't suck your own dick
Cowmaximus (11:24:50 PM): Neither can you.
Giallo Grind (11:24:56 PM): Yeah I can
Cowmaximus (11:25:00 PM): No you cant
Giallo Grind (11:25:03 PM): Wanna bet?
Cowmaximus (11:25:06 PM): Thats why you have children come over
Cowmaximus (11:25:07 PM): Yeah
Cowmaximus (11:25:08 PM): I do
Giallo Grind (11:25:12 PM): Fine
Giallo Grind (11:25:16 PM): Ask anyone that knows me
Cowmaximus (11:26:13 PM): Cowmaximus (11:25:26 PM): Can Mike suck his own dick?
MurphusMaximus12 (11:25:53 PM): yes
Cowmaximus (11:25:57 PM): WHAT
MurphusMaximus12 (11:26:05 PM): its actually his only claim to fame
Cowmaximus (11:26:19 PM): This was pre-planned.
Cowmaximus (11:26:21 PM): I know it.
Giallo Grind (11:26:30 PM): I swear to god it's not pre planned
Giallo Grind (11:26:38 PM): The first conversation Ania and I ever had was about that
Cowmaximus (11:26:40 PM): Pictures or it didn't happen.
Cowmaximus (11:26:45 PM): Actually, nevermind.
Giallo Grind (11:26:49 PM): Hahaha
Cowmaximus (11:26:52 PM): I don't want to know that bad.
Giallo Grind (11:27:03 PM): I can kinda show you while keeping my pants on
Cowmaximus (11:27:16 PM): I wish I was dead.
Giallo Grind (11:27:39 PM): Why? Jeaous?
Cowmaximus (11:27:46 PM): Somehow this will ruin another porno.
Cowmaximus (11:27:48 PM): NO.
Cowmaximus (11:27:56 PM): That is for girls and fags.
Cowmaximus (11:28:01 PM): Even if it's your own.
Giallo Grind (11:28:07 PM): Psh, whatever
Cowmaximus (11:28:18 PM): It's a cock in your mouth, Mike.
Giallo Grind (11:28:24 PM): No, it's a mouth on my cock
Cowmaximus (11:28:40 PM): Yeah, YOURS.
Giallo Grind (11:28:44 PM): Exactly
Cowmaximus (11:28:53 PM): YOUR MOUTH ON A COCK.
Cowmaximus (11:28:57 PM): JUST LIKE A GAY
Giallo Grind (11:29:04 PM): My cock
Cowmaximus (11:29:15 PM): That is wildly homosexual.
Giallo Grind (11:29:31 PM): Hahahaha
Cowmaximus (11:29:34 PM): I now feel gross that I let you in my home.
Giallo Grind (11:29:45 PM): Ahahahaha
Cowmaximus (11:29:48 PM): You are the gayest man that has ever lived.
Giallo Grind (11:29:52 PM): Am not
Cowmaximus (11:32:37 PM): Cock in your mouth.
Cowmaximus (11:32:43 PM): Your mouth on a cock
Giallo Grind (11:32:44 PM): Mouth on my cock
Cowmaximus (11:32:44 PM): GAY
Cowmaximus (11:32:51 PM): ITS YOUR MOUTH
Giallo Grind (11:32:56 PM): ITS MY COCK
Cowmaximus (11:33:02 PM): So?
Cowmaximus (11:33:08 PM): That is the faggiest thing ever.
Giallo Grind (11:33:13 PM): You jack off, that's gross
Giallo Grind (11:33:19 PM): Your hands on your cock
Cowmaximus (11:33:32 PM): No, I hump my bed.
Cowmaximus (11:33:36 PM): And cum in my shorts.
Cowmaximus (11:33:43 PM): I refuse to touch my cock.
Giallo Grind (11:34:02 PM): Hahaha
Giallo Grind (11:34:03 PM): Oh
Cowmaximus (11:34:36 PM): I am violently heterosexual.
Giallo Grind (11:35:17 PM): I see
Cowmaximus (11:35:29 PM): I only touch it when pissing.
Cowmaximus (11:35:35 PM): And I feel dirty afterwards.
Giallo Grind (11:35:56 PM): Hahahaha
Cowmaximus (11:35:56 PM): Like some old guy paid me $20 for me to take a dump in a freezer bag and give it to him.
Giallo Grind (11:36:18 PM): What?!
Cowmaximus (11:36:24 PM): Nothing.
Cowmaximus (11:36:29 PM): That never happened.
Giallo Grind (11:36:33 PM): Right
Cowmaximus (11:36:40 PM): I WAS YOUNG
Cowmaximus (11:36:47 PM): AND 20 BUCKS BUYS A LOT OF MAD LIBS

K.

YOU'RE GAY!

I'm not the one with a cock in my mouth, Sonny Jim.

i agree with rich but only cause he uses his homosexuality to buy mad lips but i mean you dont even do that you just got a dick in the mouth

Why is pooping in a bag gay? For all I know he was using it for fertilizer.

It's just something you don't do. But I guess for 20 dollars it wasn't a bad deal. Just strange.

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Cowmaximus (11:51:18 PM): Imagine if it's some guy that wants to have sex with you?
Giallo Grind (11:51:24 PM): If only

ya but fertilizer is cheaper then 20 dollars for a baggy that old guy was up to something, unless you have some magically fertile shit

ZenErik said:

I was young and needed the money. :|

The guy probably froze it and stuck it up his ass.

My poopies are filled with magic and glory.

Giallo Grind: I like Jasmine from Aladdin and Tinkerbell more
Giallo Grind: Tinkerbell is a dirty cocktease
Giallo Grind: And I like that
Cowmaximus: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Giallo Grind: what?
Giallo Grind: Nothing
Cowmaximus: You just want to fuck her because she's small
Cowmaximus: And in your mind that is like a child
Giallo Grind: Yeah, that too

wutang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

watch out the reverend coming at you tiger style

None of this suprises me at all.

i'll admit to selling my sperm for madlibs you gotta do what ya gotta do man

It was poop!