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returntothepit >> discuss >> 5th graders? sex in the classroom? by Mess on Apr 4,2007 9:45am
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 4,2007 9:48am
I went to the wrong middle school.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Apr 4,2007 9:51am
hahahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Apr 4,2007 9:51am
Damn 11 years old? Man I didn't have sex until I was 19.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Apr 4,2007 9:51am
yea, its weird hearing about all this sex and stuff that happens in high/grammar schools
when i was in grammar school the last thing i wanted to do was have sex...just wasnt thinkin about it



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 4,2007 9:53am
I wish sex education was more like that when i was in school




toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Apr 4,2007 9:53am
mOe said:
yea, its weird hearing about all this sex and stuff that happens in high/grammar schools
when i was in grammar school the last thing i wanted to do was have sex...just wasnt thinkin about it


When I was their age all I thought about was video games, suicide, and killing everyone in my class room. What's wrong with kids these days?



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Apr 4,2007 9:55am
Shit... I didn't even find out about what sex actually WAS until the summer going into sixth grade.

Kids these days... what the crap?



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Apr 4,2007 10:03am
Musta' sucked to have been the kid on lookout. Hell, if you're going to have to take the rap too I'd at least would have liked to have gotten a blow job or a fuckin' hand dooey or something.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Apr 4,2007 10:04am
Granny_Monster said:
Shit... I didn't even find out about what sex actually WAS until the summer going into sixth grade.

Kids these days... what the crap?


Kid's these days know whats up. Shit, from what I gather they got kids putting condoms on cucumbers at that age in sex ed.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 4,2007 10:09am
When I was in 5th grade all I cared about was Mortal Kombat for Sega. Sex could eat shit for all I cared.

Except for fisting... fisting was very big in my elementary school.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Apr 4,2007 10:11am
hahhahahaha
Mortal Combat for Sega fucking ruled! My brother had a Sega and I felt like a fag cause I had Snes and there was no blood code.
abacabb w00t!



toggletoggle post by PilloryDan nli at Apr 4,2007 10:24am
I have an idea for a show

Are You Hornier Than A 5th Grader!



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Apr 4,2007 10:27am
I didn't have sex until high school.

It's actually kind of sad that kids this young are having sex. It really reflects on the parents too because they aren't telling their kids about it or advocating abstinence.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 4,2007 10:31am
Granny_Monster said:
Shit... I didn't even find out about what sex actually WAS until the summer going into sixth grade.

Kids these days... what the crap?


yeah, when i was 11 i was into Legos and fart jokes. i didnt even know what sex was. come to think of it, the only thing thats changed out of that is i know what sex is haha.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Apr 4,2007 10:32am
ConquerTheBaphomet said:
I didn't have sex until high school.

It's actually kind of sad that kids this young are having sex. It really reflects on the parents too because they aren't telling their kids about it or advocating abstinence.


Parents talking to their kids about sex will only get them so far. Maybe 3 of the 4 kids had awesome parents and the 4th was like "hey, let's fuck." All the parenting in the world might not be enough for three horny kids to turn down a proposition like that.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 4,2007 10:40am edited Apr 4,2007 10:40am
I don't blame them. Have you seen 5th grade girls lately?

YOWZA!



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 4,2007 10:42am
what he ^ said



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 4,2007 10:43am
hahaha
ITTIE BITTIE TITTIES



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Apr 4,2007 12:31pm
I got into sex and jacking off in 4th grade. I still remember it. Didn't get fucked til high school though.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 4,2007 12:40pm
Mike_Giallo said:
I got into sex and jacking off in 4th grade. I still remember it. Didn't get fucked til high school though.


me too. might have been 3rd grade for me though. i remember rubbing my cock when i was a kid and liking the feeling so i would do it more. i couldn't jizz until 7th grade.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 4,2007 12:41pm
why are there 12 and 13 year old in 5th grade? i turned 11 in 5th grade.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Apr 4,2007 12:42pm
dreadkill said:
Mike_Giallo said:
I got into sex and jacking off in 4th grade. I still remember it. Didn't get fucked til high school though.


me too. might have been 3rd grade for me though. i remember rubbing my cock when i was a kid and liking the feeling so i would do it more. i couldn't jizz until 7th grade.



I remember the first time I jizzed I was fucking my bed sheets, don't remember what age, and I thought I pissed myself.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 4,2007 12:43pm
i cant remember that, but i can remember the first time i rubbed one out. i was watching the first Terminator and saw Sarah Connor's boobs. that was it for me.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 4,2007 12:49pm
Mike_Giallo said:
dreadkill said:
Mike_Giallo said:
I got into sex and jacking off in 4th grade. I still remember it. Didn't get fucked til high school though.


me too. might have been 3rd grade for me though. i remember rubbing my cock when i was a kid and liking the feeling so i would do it more. i couldn't jizz until 7th grade.



I remember the first time I jizzed I was fucking my bed sheets, don't remember what age, and I thought I pissed myself.


i was either jerking off or bonking my pillow. i remember being startled when i jizzed and went into the bathroom to clean it up. it weirded me out to think i could become a father at the age of 12.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 4,2007 12:49pm
dreadkill said:
why are there 12 and 13 year old in 5th grade? i turned 11 in 5th grade.


I'm sure New Orleans isn't exactly the hot spot for a brighter tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 4,2007 12:50pm
Lamp said:
dreadkill said:
why are there 12 and 13 year old in 5th grade? i turned 11 in 5th grade.


I'm sure New Orleans isn't exactly the hot spot for a brighter tomorrow.


yeah, i was sort of thinking that too.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 4,2007 12:50pm
Yeti said:
i cant remember that, but i can remember the first time i rubbed one out. i was watching the first Terminator and saw Sarah Connor's boobs. that was it for me.


hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 4,2007 12:57pm
I remember being 11 and at a friend's house of mine. He had rented some movie called the Creeps and showed me this one part where the girl's shirt gets ripped off. Not like this was quality nudity or anything but being 11 years old, that gave me so much of an erection I was in pain.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 4,2007 1:25pm
dreadkill said:
why are there 12 and 13 year old in 5th grade? i turned 11 in 5th grade.


You're all weirdos. I was 10.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 4,2007 1:32pm
i was 10 going into 5th grade, but turned 11 during the second half of the school year.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 4,2007 1:34pm
Fuckin trickazz bustahz.



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