"Maybe taking my clothes off on the internet is a crappy way to gain respect."
I'm j/k. No girl has ever thought that.
post by Dankill at Mar 30,2007 5:00pm
I usually just say, "My Dick". I use this joke as an insult to a dumb bitch trying to justify her intelligence by telling her that the smartest thing that would ever come out of her mouth would be my dick.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show
in a small town in Ontario.....
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde
jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting.
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes", she says. "What makes
you
think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being?"
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and
in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because
you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not
only
blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little asshole on
your
