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returntothepit >> discuss >> Hand Choke Neck is officially up and running!! by Hoser on Nov 18,2003 7:30pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 18,2003 7:30pm edited Nov 18,2003 7:33pm
Just wanted you all to know that Hand Choke Neck is officially a band.

Jake (Resinate) - Guitars
Jesse (former Bent Hogan) - Guitars
Matt ( former Mental Infection) - Drums
Steve (former Mental Infection) - Bass

We have already cut 3 tracks and the 1st demo will be available in about 2 months. Pure ass-ripping, unadulterated, pounding fucking metal.

Musical style includes hints of the following:
SUFFOCATION
VITAL REMAINS
CHIMAIRA
OPETH
CROWBAR
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY
PIG DESTROYER

We will most likely be playing our 1st show with our practice space mates LIFE AT ZERO.

Prepare for sludge, grind, death, hardcore, and melodic metal all in one fancy 'lil meaty package. Open wide and say "Ahhhhh."
Here comes the hatewagon boys......





toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 19,2003 9:03am
drop the following influences and i may check it out:

SUFFOCATION
VITAL REMAINS
CHIMAIRA
OPETH
CROWBAR
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY
PIG DESTROYER



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 19,2003 9:11am
CHIMAIRA ?!?!!?!? HOSER have you gone mad or gay?



toggletoggle post by Beakey   at Nov 19,2003 9:13am edited Nov 19,2003 9:13am
He's become a well blended mix of both mad and gay.
He's mad because he's gay, yet his madness only further drives him towards the love of other men.
It's an endless cycle of homosexual madness.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 19,2003 9:14am
Beakey said:
He's become a well blended mix of both mad and gay.
He's mad because he's gay, yet his madness only further drives him towards the love of other men.
It's an endless cycle of homosexual madness.


that is the most complex thing i've read on this board in years.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 20,2003 12:01pm edited Nov 20,2003 12:04pm
RustedAngel said:
CHIMAIRA ?!?!!?!? HOSER have you gone mad or gay?


I've gone gay, but I'm not mad about it. I actually like Chimaira....I do, I do. Rob Arnold and Matt DeVries are great guitar players. They have great chemistry, I'm sorry. I have to jump off of the "I so dig obscure, non-big label bands" band wagon on this one. Rusted, all respect to ya bro....but I have to admit it.....they are good in my ear. It's just my gay opinion.
As far as ()Joenotknowmusicatallcommon() is concerned, he can suck a hot manpecker......why you ask????
Because HAND CHOKE NECK can, and will rip the metal balls off of any pseudo metal band that he can conjure up. MP3's will be posted as soon as we get them recorded and posted. The proof is in the pudding. I'm not shittin' ya's on this one. We have 4 songs completely written in the 3 weeks since our 1st practice together. We are still adding textures and dynamics every practice.....but I gotta say.....this fucking band is SICK. There is no 1 single style to it....it's actually kinda A.D.D Metal. I guess that if I had to compare it to 1 single band......maybe "Between the Buried and Me" would be the best fit. I dunno.....I'll get the MP3's posted as soon as I get 'em. \

Tom.....I'll make sure that you and the Rev get a full blown CD. Take 'er easy, man. The rest of ya's can suck my ballllsssss.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 20,2003 12:06pm
CHAIMIRA?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!?

WTF?

(great guitar players if you're into korn)



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 20,2003 12:16pm
Hoser said:
RustedAngel said:
CHIMAIRA ?!?!!?!? HOSER have you gone mad or gay?



As far as ()Joenotknowmusicatallcommon() is concerned, he can suck a hot manpecker......why you ask????


hand choke neck is an easy enough name for me to remember never to book on shows.
why you ask???
because hoser has no personality




toggletoggle post by merrilizer at Nov 20,2003 12:52pm
hand choke neck is kinda nu metal but at least it's better than Resinate...



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Nov 20,2003 4:19pm
RustedAngel said:
Beakey said:
He's become a well blended mix of both mad and gay.
He's mad because he's gay, yet his madness only further drives him towards the love of other men.
It's an endless cycle of homosexual madness.


that is the most complex thing i've read on this board in years.


yeah, fuckin scientific and shit.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 20,2003 4:27pm
the worst thing... I'm looking at this page through the "new" version of rttp... and I can't see quotes.. I guess I broke it.
oppies



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 21,2003 6:58pm
merrilizer said:
hand choke neck is kinda nu metal but at least it's better than Resinate...


Hey John,

Hand Choke Neck sounds nothing like what is up on the HCN site. We aren't playing any of those songs. That was just Jesse and his drum machine. So, no worries about any of it being Nu-metal. Promise. The shit that we have written as of now is not like any of those songs in the slightest. Believe me. Do you think that any of the guys from Mental Infection would play Nu-Metal??? No way, and neither would we. So, no worries dude.

Joe, 1st of all I was just fuckin' with ya'. 2ndly If you don't like "Funeral Inception" by SUFFOCATION, you should just hang up your metal hat buddy, cuz yer all done or retarded...one or the other. 3rdly....we don't need anyone to book us anywhere...we can handle that....believe me. So fall off of the high horse buddy....we are all around 30 years old, so we've been on the scene for awhile and know exactly who to talk to if we need anything, and your name has never come up anywhere. This internet war is over as far as I'm concerned. Our practice space mates are Life At Zero by the way.....our drummers are brothers....so, with that being said....I'm sure that there will be no problems with us gatting booked ANYWHERE at ANY time.

Anyway, aside from my assholish attitude.....I hope that ya'll get to check us out at a show in the near future. We will be playing our 1st show with Life At Zero somewhere in Manchester. I'll keep you all updated whether you like it or not.

Later metalfreaks



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