go.

Niccolai dipped his wick in rat poison and brutally raped Anna Nicole Smith until she passed out.

John D was an extra in Boyz 'N the Hood

Dwyer formally had a learning disability.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

do you mean formally or formerly?



if you mean formerly it's ironic on some level.

Ha!

it could have been a very formal learning disorder. Maybe he liked to dress up in full suits and go to fancy dinner parties but just couldn't understand that damn trigonometry.

Conquer The Baphomet is absolutely normal, and smart.

I am sober.

im actually black.

Ken Carnation has a cock ring.

The Rev has nipple rings

wait...those are facts.

pam has a huge cock

also fact.

Pam looks exactly like she does in pictures.

pam is posting an awful lot in this thread. that reminds me, until age 9 Rich's name was Pam.

oh and not only did joe n/c have sex, but he also got married. MSD aslo had sex with a girl over the age of 13 and he didn't even have to use candy at all.

Aaron has good taste in music and never plays shitty music on his radio show.

Pepelis takes loads. dudeloads.

Anthony, you were supposed to start a rumor about someone. Not state facts.

rich can cum with out his toe in his ass.

when I met carina, she was actually working a pole in a strip club in toronto for a rich japanese couple. I asked if she wanted to work my pole. she blushed and followed me back to the states. I guess the answer to my question was "yes!" and some times "oh god, yes!"

But mostly 'I could have a dollar?'.

Keith can divide by zero

Dan White is liked and respected by anyone.

The pictures I took on New Year's Eve could start enough rumors to keep this thread going for at least a week. One person took to cross-dressing and wearing salsa on his nipples that night.

brian_dc said:

Wow, I totally spaced out and I'm usually a grammar nazi as well.

Formerly.

Rumor has it that The Rev and Carina are all talk, They don't engage in as much sex as one is led to believe

Whenever RichHorror is sick, he fingers his asshole while he throws up.

you may joke about certain members of this site loving fried chicken, but there is only one member who "loves" chicken.

Joe Christianni is xmikex's alter ego...

hooker paints dood noodz

The PANZERBASTARD assholes do alot of drugs.

Joe Christianni hates Sacreligion.

I hear SteveOTB gives himself head.

Joe Christianni pees standing up.
Josh Conrad was almost cast as Brian Dennehy's role in Tommy Boy
Girls are really smart when it comes to music, and life
Lots of people are gonna go see my band tonight

Josh Conrad plays the skin flute

xmikex was seen coming out of Amazing Bookstore dressed as a young James Tiberius Kirk and completely covered in jism...

is that that Nickelodeon foam gak stuff from back in the day?

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

xmikex said:

it looks more like Floam.

passerby is welcome to post on this board.

Powerkok killed Anna Nicole Smith.

Anna Nicole Smith's death was a tragedy.

Aarron has AIDS

RichHorror geneticly engineered a new STD to get back at the Rev for not having IWEIPH play on his show.

ha ha ha!

dertoxia said:

Mark Richards's OCD and apparent inability to control his will force him to spend 25 minutes screaming "It'sa ME!" into a bathroom mirror before he can leave the house.

who's gettin ripped tonight?

NEFAC said:

Blasphemy!!!

CHAWMP!

Ryan_M is a lame-o dumb ass piece of shit. I'm going to kick his ass when I see him.

anonymous said:

FUCK YOU NIGGER!!! FUCK YOU!!!! I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!!!! GO KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A.I.D.S!!!! FUUCCCKKK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pam said:

.....She didnt listen.

Carina drank tinkle water ;)

Upon leaving Ralph's on friday night,I had to stop at a local gas station. There I witnessed Anthony a.k.a the only surviving member of Coffin birth getting head from someone who resembled a prostitute that once gave crazy Dan head when he was 14yrs old. I tapped on the window just to make sure he wasn't getting taken advantage of and this 40 something yr old chick asks me to hand her a napkin,actually a paper towel. Weird. This kid definitly has a milf addiction! This has absolutly nothing to do with the above mentioned,but I also heard that Anthony is a love child from one of the dudes in Krisiun.

Ryan_M said:

What the hell did I do?

Rumor: Every band on this board praised as the best ever goes on to a long happy career, not just 2 mos of relatively tepid fame and then obscurity.

Rilly. Honest. For sure.

Rumor #1: New England Metalheads will start holding local bands to exceptionally high standards, and will commence a stringient campaign of brutal honesty towards any band who fails to meet those standards. Shunned acts will accept gracious criticism and respond by working harder.

Rumor #2: Bands will stop paying for stage time. Instead, they will rely on the strength of their releases and following to secure gigs at the venue or promoter's expense.

Rumor #3: Assholes will stop posting annonymously on Return to the Pit and will offer their cell phone numbers to continue any discussions raised by their comments.

Rumor #4: MySpace is cool.

Rumor #5: Younger Metalheads (27 and under) will stop being such fucking queers. New England will then immediately regain it's notoriety as being home to the loudest, smelliest, rowdiest, drunkest Metalheads in North America.

priceless...

anonymous said:

Posters in this thread do not have alterior motives when making up rumors.

NIGGER said:

hahahaha, a masterpiece.

I value and respect at least 7% of the opions represented on RTTP

Mike Shea is a terrible lover.

Ryan_M said:

WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST

nigger is really an oreo

>hung_to_bleed's opinion is regarded as biblical and all knowing/all powerfull....<

hung to bleed is a closet fag. oh wait...rumors are supposed to be false.

hahahahaaha

if that's the case....


yummy doesn't love to fetch and take it up the pooper...

hung to bleed is a terrorist

i dont shit my pants

al franken said:

I dress like this daily:

when hung to bleed dips into the peanut butter, he goes in cock-first.

the rev is responsible for the terrorists winning

Also, if you take a picture of him, he doesn't show up, Moloch doesn't allow the rev to appear in photos as it steals part of his soul