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returntothepit >> discuss >> Britney Spears should start a metal band by passerby on Feb 8,2007 10:44am
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toggletoggle post by passerby at Feb 8,2007 10:44am
Think about it. She has very agressive lyrics with a lot of great song ideas. She's been through so much. She is super hot. And I hear she had many lesbian experiences with many women at once. If that ain't metal i guess I don't know the definition of metal. Does anyone know how to get ahold of her? If you think i'm crazy I'll give you an example. Jada Pinkett smith in Wicked Wisdom. That's gotta be one of the heaviest bands on the planet. She is one metals top frontman/women on the scene-No doubt about that. I could see Britney in a band like Typo Negative because as musicians, Typo aren't great but with Britney's presence, they woul be one of the top metal acts. I could also see her in a death metal band. That would be cool. Just imagine all that double bass with britney screaming her ass off.



toggletoggle post by passerby at Feb 8,2007 11:15am
I feel that with her writing lyrics, the band would have one hell of a story to tell.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2007 1:42pm



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Feb 8,2007 1:49pm
no she shouldn't. remember when children of bodom covered her? go listen to it! it's gay.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 8,2007 1:50pm
i will only support such and endeavor if she uses the sweet fuckin logo I just made for her,and I better at least get some head out of the deal.



toggletoggle post by passerby at Feb 8,2007 2:34pm
That is great! You have the right idea!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 8,2007 2:35pm
i'd still fuck her.



toggletoggle post by passerby at Feb 8,2007 2:41pm
I think she's dating someone so i don't think she's available.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 8,2007 3:01pm
passerby said:
I think she's dating someone so i don't think she's available.


your so dumb




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 8,2007 3:15pm
W3 nli said:
i'd still fuck her.





toggletoggle post by passerby at Feb 8,2007 3:15pm
I like children of bodom.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Feb 8,2007 3:53pm
I saw a picture of her once where she was wearing a denim vest with rock/punk patches on it and one of them was an S.O.D. 'Speak English or Die" patch.
I'd bet anything she paid hundreds of dollars for it though, like some gay fashion designer probably took an old vest and a bunch of patches and artfully put them on so celebrities could wear it when they feel a little dangerous and want to go for a badass rock n' roll chick type look.



toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at Feb 8,2007 3:54pm
passerby never fails to have the worst ideas imaginable



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 8,2007 3:56pm



toggletoggle post by tylerl  at Feb 8,2007 4:05pm
not funny



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Feb 9,2007 2:50am
Wicked Wisdom sucks. Britney Spears...*cring*

Jada Pinkett Smith is not one of the best frontwoman of all time.

After reading this post, I now blame passerby for wasting 5 valuable minutes of my life, and I'm leaving it up to you to get that time back to me.



toggletoggle post by EAT_A_BAG_OF_DEAD_DICKS at Feb 9,2007 1:44pm
WORST IDEA EVER! Brittney isn't a musician,she's a "pop star".She's just a puppet.That's going downhill fast.Wicked Wisdom isn't even real metal.If you like bands that don't play at ozzfest.......there's some great female fronted bands that have real musicians in them.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 9,2007 1:53pm
EAT_A_BAG_OF_DEAD_DICKS said:
WORST IDEA EVER! Brittney isn't a musician,she's a "pop star".She's just a puppet.That's going downhill fast.Wicked Wisdom isn't even real metal.If you like bands that don't play at ozzfest.......there's some great female fronted bands that have real musicians in them.



Tristania
Crisis
Arch Enemy
Walls of Jericho




toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Feb 9,2007 3:32pm
anybody remember Kevorkian's cover of "Hit Me Baby One More Time"?



toggletoggle post by Rhys  at Feb 9,2007 4:31pm
i smell intentional gayness.. wait, it's just my finger



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 9,2007 4:34pm
BornSoVile said:
anybody remember Kevorkian's cover of "Hit Me Baby One More Time"?




I remember hearing that on the "Nasty Habbits" radio show. Pure hilarity.




toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 10,2007 1:31am
amazing how many of you took this seriously



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