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New site? Maybe some day.
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Do you aim straight for the center of the bowl, or do you silence it by aiming for the toilet wall? Or are you like me, and consider certain methods better for certain situations (marathon piss when you first wake up just feels better when you can hear it)?
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and this thread is only open to dudes. If you're a girl, and you're concerned with aiming, get the hell away from me. |
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what does that picture have to do with urination? |
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WHY AM I PEEING LIKE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT HAVING SEX? |
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davefromthegrave said: what does that picture have to do with urination? |
Nothing. It has to do with discussion. It's the guy from the McLaughlin group. If you want to take a piss on him that's your business. |
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xmikex said: davefromthegrave said:what does that picture have to do with urination? |
Nothing. It has to do with discussion. It's the guy from the McLaughlin group. If you want to take a piss on him that's your business. |
Actually I figured he was there to make fun of, since he's so old his prostrate is hard as granite, and he hasn't actually urinated in years. |
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Definitely aim for the center / water. Aiming for the side of the bowl can cause unwanted deflection and soiling of floor and pants legs. |
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i'll back you up on the "certain methods for certain situations". when you first break the seal on a night of drinking, you must make it audible. |
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i just walk around the house pissing on everything as i walk to let shit know that i own it, mothafucka. |
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That also works while jizzing, as has been previously noted. |
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In public bathrooms, you gotta deflect it off the side to avoid splashback. god knows what's swimming around in a shopping mall urinal. |
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when in a stranger's house that I don't know/like, I'll make it a point to piss(and all around) in a catbox or pile of clothes and when confronted, I just slur my words and claim to be drunk while I steal their DVD's |
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davefromthegrave said: In public bathrooms, you gotta deflect it off the side to avoid splashback. god knows what's swimming around in a shopping mall urinal. |
agreed. due to my height, direct water contact causes splashback. |
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i flush at the same time as when i start peeing and try to race to finish before the bowl starts filling up again... unfortunately the toilet is undefeated. |
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davefromthegrave said: In public bathrooms, you gotta deflect it off the side to avoid splashback. god knows what's swimming around in a shopping mall urinal. |
Absolutely! Angle is everything in a urinal. Improper angle = pee on hands, shirt, pants, etc. |
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