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returntothepit >> discuss >> Pat Robertson is at it again by Yeti on Jan 3,2007 10:35am
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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 10:35am
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson.predictions.ap/index.html

this fucking piece of shit needs to be fed to the wolves. how he is allowed to continue speaking is beyond me.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2007 10:38am
if you have money and loved jesus, he would speak for you too.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 10:40am
yesterday i was waiting for the train in West Natick, and this guy walks up to me and asks when the next train to Boston is. i had a feeling it was fishy due to the fact that he walked right by the schedule, but i answered anyways. so he says "faith is in Jesus, to repent is the only way to be saved, i truly believe that. i have that message for you" and just walks away and disappears. it was so strange, he didnt wait for the train or anything. damn jesus mongers.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Jan 3,2007 10:45am
that's pretty fucked up



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2007 10:47am
maybe that was god?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 10:48am
you know, it crossed my mind. though if it was, god is one ugly dude, this guy looked like his face was bitten off by Komodo dragons and then reapplied by a blind retard.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Jan 3,2007 10:49am
the_reverend said:
maybe that was god?


UGH! Now I have that fucking "what if god was one of us?" song in my head.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2007 10:51am
american dad told me that god is angelina jolie.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2007 10:55am



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Jan 3,2007 10:58am
Exactly.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 3,2007 11:09am
Yeti said:
so he says "faith is in Jesus, to repent is the only way to be saved, i truly believe that. i have that message for you" and just walks away and disappears.


At least he went away. Usually, when those people approach me, they won't leave.




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 3,2007 11:40am edited Jan 3,2007 11:40am
Let's talk about Pat Robertson for a second.

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.

Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.


Wow, a year after Hurricane Katrina, Pat Robertson pulls a storm prediction out of his ass? Since when don't storms hit the coast line? So God neglected to clue him in on Katrina a year prior, but instead warned him about a couple of basements getting flooded in New England? I bet some family in Cohasset is really kicking themselves for not heeding Robertson's warnings and getting their winter clothes, and photo albums out of the basement before that storm hit. I guess it was pretty tough for Robertson to predict something like Katrina though considering science already predicted it well beforehand.

The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.

Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.


Wow, Bush beat John Kerry by almost the same margin that he beat Al Gore, another weak Democratic candidate. Wow, Pat Robertson had a much less accurate vision than countless other credible political analysts, journalists, bloggers etc who figured out ahead of time that Bush would end up winning the election. Wow, Pat Robertson had the same idea as every other loud mouth toolbag trying to drive the ultra-conservative wedge into America. That's not God talking, it's Fox News. Learn the difference.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.


Bush would nominate conservative judges? There are high school sophmores in social studies classes saying "DUH" over that one. I guess Roberston showed all of us who thought Bush would throw nominations at Rosie O'Donnell and Marilyn Manson. Get real.

Roberston is an asshole, and the fact that he, or anyone else in the world thinks that he speaks for me makes me legit angry.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 1:28pm
yeah man it really makes me angry. this fuckhead needs to be stopped. god tells him about storms that are supposed to obliterate lives, but god wont stop his stupid fucking bobblehead from wobbling.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jan 3,2007 1:39pm
I have never ever ever liked Pat Robertson. I can't STAND conservatism, especially in Christianity. This dude makes a lot of people look bad.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2007 2:07pm
I'm getting a name.. it begins with a "ch" like a "suh" like a "huh" like a "tuh" anything? like a "guh" like a"wuh"



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Jan 3,2007 2:29pm
anyone have that video of pat robertson leg pressing 2000 lbs?



toggletoggle post by Dark_violinist  at Jan 3,2007 3:06pm
I wonder when they are going to crack down on him and his warlord friend who he sends all the 700 Club donations too as rent for his mines. This guy not only financialy, but moraly supports slavery.

This guy is actually trying to get himself written into the next christian bible as a prophet. The mass killing should start with him and then all the members of his "church".



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2007 3:18pm
the_reverend said:
I'm getting a name.. it begins with a "ch" like a "suh" like a "huh" like a "tuh" anything? like a "guh" like a"wuh"


jugga jigga wugga?



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Jan 3,2007 3:26pm
people crack me up sometimes



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 8,2007 6:44pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 8,2007 6:53pm
this black woman was driving an 18 wheeler..running late

she stopped at white castle for breakfast and then was on the highway.

first off, the company states that she wasn't allowed to eat a the wheel.

Anyhow, she was in the LEFT lane and suddenly noticed breaklights coming on and as she looked in her side view mirror noticed a mini van stuck to the right side of her truck...she said it was aliens or the devil who made the mini van stick to her truck

it resulted in a 5 car accident with multiple deaths. the mini van had a 37 year old mom, her boyfriend and her little girl. the boyfriend and little girl died but not right away

i can't tell you how many of these sad and messed up stories i hear first hand and there are way too many fucked up people in this world.




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