http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16432758/

The one and only sonofabitch (who's name doesn't rhyme with "Hal Smore") capable of out-boneheading George Bush is officially taking a crack at the presidency. It's not exactly "news" at this point but it still makes my dick hurt.

if he becomes president we are all doomed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!

I'd take Mitt over anybody else who's running.

he's like the ultimate flipflopper..

What has he flipflopped on?

absolutely everything. he tried to seem like a democrat to get elected and then spent like one and as he got closer and closer to wanting to run for president, he changed all the things he said to get elected in mass so that he would get elected by conservatives.

His hair controls his thoughts.

I can't stand "republicans" "whine whine whine bithc bitch bitch democrats spend too much." and then they out spend them and make the government 2x as big while bitching about democrats wasteful spending. they want government to stay out of your life.. unless you want to do something that jesus says is wrong. fuck that.

the only difference between Dem's and Republicans these days is the details

yeah, I hate democrats so much.

I think Alf has a better understanding of what's going on on planet Earth than Mitt Romney.

CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY said:

you do realize he is a mormon. that would be inviting disaster.

xmikex said:

i agree with the accuracy of this statement.

he's nowhere near popular enough and doesn't stand a chance. it's pretty much going to come down to giuliani and clinton or obama and the democrats will likely take it unless something drastic changes in the next year.

watchmaker666 said:

The only difference is that Republicans have an 'R' next to their name and Dems have a 'D' next to theirs. Michael Savage calls em' Demicans and Republicrats. I think they are all scum bags, but even with that said, I'd still never vote for a lousy democrat.
In regards to Mitt, he has a snowballs chance in hell at winning. The guy is a fucking Mormon. However, I'd take him over:

*Barak Obama - Where the fuck did that guy come from? - He has less experience than that ambulance chaser John Edwards
*John "when John Kerry gets elected, people like Christopher Reeves will get up and walk out of that wheelchair" Edwards - enough said
*Hillary Clinton - Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton - what the fuck? This ain't no fucking aristocracy...and besides, she is a communist pig.
*Rudy Giuliani - A pro-choice, pro-gay marriage Republican will NEVER carry "the bible belt"
*John Kerry - Come on now, if we haven’t forgiven Jane Fonda yet, what makes that asshole think we have forgiven him? The guy is notorious for stabbing his brothers in the back. A "botched joke" my ass, that guy hates our military; he has been calling them baby killers since his questionable discharge from Vietnam.

Mitt gets elected and we're doomed? Were doomed if any of these assholes get elected.

I wish Mitt Romney would somersault into a lava pit.

I wish someone would bake me a delicious cake.

hung_to_bleed said:

Well who the fuck would want votes from them anyway?

romney is at the bottom of the list. i just dont get it sometimes. as a regular citizen, i look at that guy and laugh about the fact that there is absoltely on reason that anyone can come up with as to why he should be elected. i almost wish he could see this point of view.

otherwise...the obama thing pisses me off....its like a high school election...this guy is popular for absolutely NO GOOD REASON AT ALL. please if anyone can tell me why this guy is such a great choice for a president, please do.

The RNC should do everything in its power to make Romney drop out of the race. Mass voters showed that they were willing to elect Republican govs if it meant lower taxes and more fiscal responsibility, just not the Christian social agenda. Weld did a decent job of maintaining the Mass Republican party, so did Cellucci, shit, even Jane Swift can say that at the end of her administration voters still trusted Republicans in the corner office.

Let that sink in, Mitt Romney did more to hurt the Mass. Republican Party than Jane "Northampton Airlift" Swift.

Maybe he should just stick to building ski jumps and luge tracks.

I think Romney is trying to make people forget about the time he tried to swipe his Visa Gold credit card through the MBTA turnstyles by masking it with a much larger, much more humiliating failure.

what a dick

where are all the crack shootists like Lee Harvey when the world really needs them...?

the Ghost of Olneyville said:



Dad?

clinton winning would be awesome cause she would get caught having sex with girls too.

the_reverend said:

Hillary Clinton gets a blowjob. Film @ 11.