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returntothepit >> discuss >> Rich Horror saved my life by chris_from_shit_fuck on Dec 16,2006 2:03pm
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toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Dec 16,2006 2:03pm edited Dec 16,2006 2:05pm
Last night at GWAR some asshole jumped me after I pushed him for hitting me in the stomach. Rich grabbed the asshole by the shirt and threw them back into the pit.

Rich is a god, and everyone should fear him...and buy him a kitten.



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 16,2006 2:07pm
he destroyed mine.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Dec 16,2006 2:16pm edited Dec 16,2006 2:18pm
Rich, you are a complete amoral person.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 16,2006 2:51pm
Rich rocks balls.
Thanks for savin my lil buddy, Chris.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 16,2006 3:02pm
That was so weird. At first I thought the kid just fell. But no, he was a homo like most of the people in attendance.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 16,2006 3:16pm
rich horror is a cat lady.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 16,2006 3:46pm
That's true.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 16,2006 4:51pm
I think last night some crowd surfer almost broke my neck.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 16,2006 6:30pm
Rich has saved my life... but he doesn't know it yet.



toggletoggle post by paganmeg at Dec 16,2006 8:02pm
Rich Horror rules



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Dec 16,2006 8:03pm
Charlies Kitchen..............Babes!!!!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 18,2006 10:23am
Most of the perks of going to a show with Rich involve watching people bump into him...get the LOOK...and then get tossed.

Good times.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 18,2006 10:45am
A bunch of 14 year old nu metal kids were picking on me at the south shore plaza because I had holes in my plaid bondage pants. Rich got them all to chip in $5 of their allowance and buy me a new pair of plaid bondage pants. Then he bought us all beer, and Newport cigarettes, and got us to take our shirts off and pose for some pictures. I don't know what they were for but he seemed pretty excited about it. It was weeks later when I started seeing the flyers all over my neighborhood with Rich's photo on it. I took one home and asked my mom what a "Registered Sex Offender" was. And then we had a long talk. I'm not allowed to goto the mall anymore. I hate Rich Horror.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 18,2006 12:39pm
wow thats a surprising thread title. usually its "Rich Horror stole my soul"




toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Dec 18,2006 12:40pm
Rich Horror stole my heart.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 12:41pm
rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Dec 18,2006 1:27pm
dreadkill said:
rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee


and to wipe



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 1:29pm
chris_from_shit_fuck said:
dreadkill said:
rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee


and to wipe


NEVER!



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Dec 18,2006 1:56pm
rich saves my life on a daily basis by steadily making me laugh my whole boring ass work day



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2006 2:01pm
Aw, muffin. ^_^



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 18,2006 2:09pm
you guys are going to make his head even bigger...
(insert that big head pic from his ms)



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 18,2006 2:11pm
My sole purpose on this Earth is to inflate Rich's ego.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Dec 18,2006 2:21pm
Rich needs more practice making cookies... but not eating them. He's got that covered.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Dec 18,2006 2:21pm
Rich next practice we can make cookies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2006 2:22pm
You can make cookies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2006 2:22pm
I rule at eating cookies.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Dec 18,2006 2:23pm
I can't make them from scratch though.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 2:24pm
RichHorror said:
Aw, muffin. ^_^


LULZ



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Dec 18,2006 2:25pm
I shall teach you.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Dec 18,2006 2:25pm
It's party time then.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2006 2:27pm
YEAH COOKIES NIGGA



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 2:28pm
THAT'S COOKIES, NIGGA, THAT IS COOKIES!



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Dec 18,2006 2:29pm
Just tell me when and where



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2006 2:56pm
ALL COOKIES ARE 4 ME



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 3:00pm
CANZ I HAS SOME?



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Dec 18,2006 3:01pm
someone needs to make a GIF like tha immortal one with the lolly pops only use mike and rich's faces and make it about cookies



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 3:02pm
they would both have to be portrayed with horgh's body



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 18,2006 3:13pm
that would be amazing.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Dec 18,2006 3:16pm
come on theres gotta be someone on this site that can make this happen



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 18,2006 3:20pm
seriously



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2006 3:21pm
Granny Monster can make cookies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 18,2006 3:21pm
COOKIES HAPPEN 4 ME



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 18,2006 3:22pm
cookie is a dumb word, but i dont think there could be a better one for what it is.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Dec 18,2006 3:22pm
RichHorror said:
Granny Monster can make cookies.


... yep.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 3:25pm
Yeti said:
cookie is a dumb word, but i dont think there could be a better one for what it is.


bakey



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 18,2006 3:25pm
hahahahaha bakies



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 3:28pm
i have always referred to cookies as coogers (not like cougars, but rhyming with boogers). i've called them coogers since i was a little kid.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 3:31pm
someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Dec 18,2006 3:32pm
dreadkill said:
someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne.


That doesn't seem healthy.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 18,2006 4:07pm
Rich seems to be constantly giving Infest props on this board(not to mention I believe he attempted to help me find a drummer) so he's got my good guy vote.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Dec 18,2006 4:25pm
dreadkill said:
someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne.


I think alot of old alcoholics take the cologne shit. Working in construction I run into that alot.



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Dec 18,2006 4:58pm
rich horror is my life.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 18,2006 5:16pm
rich horror is my wife



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Dec 18,2006 5:19pm
Kevord said:
dreadkill said:
someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne.


I think alot of old alcoholics take the cologne shit. Working in construction I run into that alot.


hahahah its true



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Dec 18,2006 8:02pm
i really thought by the time i was done working that GIF would be made but alas dissapointment



toggletoggle post by irentheviking nli at Dec 19,2006 3:13am
Dissector said:
It's party time then.





toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 19,2006 6:56am
Did you know Rich Horror's tears cure cancer?

Too bad he's never cried.



toggletoggle post by Execution_Style at Dec 19,2006 7:04am
Rich Horror rescues me every now and again. He even made sure my 21st birthday was fairly decent. He should be a super hero.

Thank you, Rich Horror.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 19,2006 8:11am
Rich Horror aint a nigga for life.



toggletoggle post by cLINICALLY dEADnli at Dec 19,2006 10:10am
"Did you know Rich Horror's tears cure cancer?

Too bad he's never cried. "

Haha, that was good.



toggletoggle post by hunterhunter   at Dec 19,2006 8:38pm



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