clowns.


a while back the rev posted about how he's wanted to see clown porn for a long time. I've pretty much wanted to see it since then. I started thinking about it and I realized that two clowns simply fucking wouldn't really entertain me. They'd have to go fucking nuts with totally off-the-wall clown related sexual activities. here's some ideas I've had, or had suggested to me:

1. two clowns fucking and one gets pied in the face, and they keep fucking.

2. 9 clowns having an orgy in some tiny little car

3. rubber chicken penetration

4. Clown roadhead: a clown is driving down the street in some polka-dotted nash metropolitan or something with a giant red afro bobbing up and down in his lap.



contribute or don't. I really don't give a fuck.

I don't remember saying that, but it would be funny.

Clown semen face painting.

BOZO BUKAKKE

penis shaped balloon tying penetration.

B00B3RZ

I'd like to see either one of these

Juggalo pr0n?

one clown with a nasty open flesh wound, with four other clowns shooting their AIDS-ridden loads into the wound.

This about sums it up......

i must have missed the thread where aaron sid this...there's another idea for a stocking stuffer dvd! jsut when i thought i was finished my xmas shopping

I WANT MORE BOOBIES

Kevord said:

what the fuck?

RichHorror said:

succubus said:

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=14595&highlight=clown

YEAH BOOBIES YEAH

that was MY thread! haha
and christraper wanted it...ok so no dvd's for me to buy
hah!

oh yeah...hahaha....man, I thought you were really pissed off at me about that. I couldn't stop laughing about the whole thing.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

bozokakke?!

that's it, i call that as a name for one of my one-man grind band songs.

i saw some porn with a clown in it; it was put out by vivid or one of those companies, so most likely it didn't have as much raunchy fun stuff as REAL clown porn would have.

http://clownporn.net/

davefromthegrave, your list as been answered. No, seriously it has...

http://clownporn.net/media/c_w_trailer.wmv

http://clownporn.net/media/c_p_trailer.wmv

I'd like to see blumpkin porn...but that's just me!

nicker's picture of the bird up there made me lol.
that is the birds from the birds

there was some late night show on HBO a few years ago about clown orgies, they all got together in costume and screwed their brains out. There was one clown chick who said she had an uncontrollable urge to put her ass in birthday cake and it kept getting her kicked out of parties.

It cracks me up to think of some little kid watching a clown put her ass in his birthday cake, how priceless would that be?

Lamp said:

haha.. gross

i could never watch clown porn because all it would remind me of is ICP, and thats definitely the last thing i want on my mind while rubbing one out.

Go to Impaled's site. Then, go to the Links tab and select "Mature". There you'll find a link to a clown porn website. I've never been so I'm not sure whats on it... and if I have I've forgotten... but I know the link is there.

[URL=http://www.myspace.com/purgatorybound ]just when you thought it couldnt get gayer
check out the pix. holy fuckin crap these guys are GAY

http://www.myspace.com/purgatorybound

I used to know someone who had a midget clown porn video. I never saw it, but I'm sure it was interesting.

Creepy


Midget clown bestiality porn?

ack. I thought icp were fagz until i saw thaqt purgatory bound crap.

Samantha said:

Same here, I'll have to ask him about it. This guys knows his porn!

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Execution_Style said:

thank you.