ok...when you're at work do you ever grab "yourself" in order to itch or adjust yourself? you do try to hide it?

I work in an office and there are a few guys aged btwn: 23-35
and they are constantly doing it. I try to look away but when they are at my desk standding next to me..with their crotch at my eye level...i jsut try looking at my computer screen...wtf are they doing? i mean isn't that something you should go to the bathroom to do? and why does it seem like they do it often?

there's a hole in my pants from how fat i've been getting. i stuck my finger in to scratch my itchy grundle right before i clicked on this thread and no one saw me.

any that can shed some light, that would be great. other than this..they seem pretty normal average. All i know is that Aaron doesn't do this...so i don't get it...could it be the type of underwear they wear?

did you smell your finger afterwards?

i didn't smell it because there was a nice layer of underwear between my finger and said grundle.

Women don't seem to understand that some positions our balls are in become uncomfortable and must be moved. We try to be subtle about it but sometimes we have to move the boxers around too and find the spot with which we are comfortable with.

And just because our sacks itch doesn't mean we're grody or we don't shower or something. It's a normal itch just like your nose itches.

i try to just walk around my work with my dick hanging out

Sometimes you just gotta peel the gum off the wall

CTB, I don't think these guys are dirty or anything...that's why i couldn't understand why the constant grabbing and they don't even try to hide it. I'm talking like 10 times a day...Should I ask if they need new underwear?

funny, I scratched my butt before looking at this thread.

they need to borrow rich horror's helper monkey

i'm typing one handed at work right this minute

there was this kid from the dominican republic who worked here and he was constantly adjusting himself... like at least once a minute. very weird. he probably shouldn't have worn such tight pants.

when your hair gets in your face, you brush out of your eyes. when your sack gets cought under your thighs, or your shaft gets all akward laying, you fix that problem.

Cecchini said:

that made me chortle profusely

what girls need to understand is that the best way to adjust it correctly is to be eye-level with a sitting girl

i find it nasty as well, like if that happens to me, i just go to the bathroom. mainly because its not something that should be done in front of people, but also its a minute break from work, and any break is a good break. its kind of like blowing your nose at your desk. seriously, its not that difficult to walk to the bathroom to take care of these things.

This thread is cracking me up.

Succubus, it's not a being dirty factor. Mostly it has to do with the sack sticking to legs or something of that nature.

i dunno...like i said..i understand the need to adjust...but is it constant with guys on here? and when you do it do you try and hide it or do you not care?

Sometimes, if i'm wearing a demi bra, my boobs almost slip out and i adjust myself..if i happen to be at work, i turn my back and adust myself. if someone is walking by they wont see anything since i have my back turned.

if and when it gets to the point that my underwear situation is so uncomfortable, or my balls are so itchy that i'd need to do something noticably gross to adjust it, I can say without a doubt that I'd just goto the bathroom and do it in private.

i'm not walking to the otherside of the fucking wearhouse just to scratch my balls. fuck that noise.

succubus said:

my unit is enormous. i adjust every 30 seconds.

Guys generally don't care about anything much anymore. We enjoy the gross factor and what not.

I think if you had nuts this would make sense to you. I'm glad you're a lady.

i itch the inside of my nose in front of the girls in my studio.

that's not what I remember from the ball boxing.

you landed more punches because you had a larger target to aim for.

I adjust when I need to adjust.
I scratch when I itch.

If your vagina hung down and clung to your inner thigh every once in a while you'd get it.

yeah i'd get it...from aaron wondering wtf happened to it.

seriously though, as i said i can understand you get an itch...but 10 plus times a day and doing it right in my face...i dunno...weirds me out a little...so i asked what people on here did.

like I said, that's the best level to adjust it at.

Anal itch sucks

You need to stand up to adjust. Sometimes things get situated down there in strange ways and you don't know up from down.

FuckIsMySignature said:

I think that's appropriate, though. A wearhouse seems like a suitable setting to go ahead and adjust yourself.

sometimes the beans are above the frank

just doin some...inventory

They are not 'adjusting' when they are at your desk. They are doing something else. It just happens to be, that they all .... well ... they just don't 'last' that long.

Until you feel the pain of sitting on your nuts, you wouldnt understand.
Ever sat on yer nuts?
Very strange anomaly.

CaptainCleanoff said:

Yes. Prep H helps.

If they're doing it in front of you, they probably have issues.

CaptainCleanoff said:

it never ends.

carina i also believe that it has something to do with guys diverting your attention to their junk. i see the same thing alot with my female counterparts at my job. guys tend to "adjust" themselves a bit more when their nuts are dangling in front of a girls face. i'm pretty sure its some feeble attempt for females to pay attention to them, while in their mind they think that just the thought of their junk is going to make the woman swoon. or think "boy he must have a gigantic piece". i mean my nuts do itch on occasion, but not nearly that much. seriously these guys have some issues if their nuts itch that bad all the time. try a shower.

I don't do it blatantly in front of people.

if anybody said something i'd just yell "WHY YOU STARTING AT MY COCK?!?!?!?!" wicked loud.


that'll learn 'em.

It's harder to adjust when you're at half mast. I usually point it up so that it's harder to recognize, but the whole procedure is usually witnessed by thousands.

largefreakatzero said:

Nah, it is probaly more bud mud than anything.

powerkok said:

yes. this defines the point. sitting on one's nuts is not only brutally painful and uncomfortable, it's also a case where said person is injuring themselves, unwittingly. god, i puked a little in my mouth.

carina, the truth of the matter is...every guy has genital warts. there. i said it. sorry to blow everyone's cover, but it had to be done.

god damn it Mark. We had them all thinking we just liked playing with ourselves.

i'm sorry, i cracked under the pressure!!! i won't tell her about the syphili...fuck. there it goes again.

it's over, our race will die out now without distributing our precious love warts.

succubus said:

duh.
You turn em' on!

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

i have no one to blame but myself. sigh.

Mark Richards popped a squat in my living room just the other day and dipped his discusting pastrami-loving excuse for testicles in my iced coffee.

When they itch, they itch.