to everyone i've met or talked to on these boards, i must say goodbye. ive spent the last few months really contemplating who i am, and what life is about, and i realized that no matter how happy i seem to be on the outside, im still cold and lonely inside. but thats been changing. and now, i must change.

metal simply doesnt cut it anymore for me. i dont feel that raw energy or rage instide of myself anymore...i just cant relate to it. and even if i did, my new found faith in islam prohibits me from listening to metal anyways.

some of you may wonder about the box of knives...it will no longer be there. as it stands now anyways. since both michael and i have decided to become muslim to ease our aching souls, we are renaming it masjid-al raman, its gonna be a small prayer spot for other downtrodden providence muslims to go and pray at towards holy mecca and praise mighty allah.

there will be SOME shows, to keep mike in the apartment. but they will consist of acoustical folk music, since we can no longer have electric instruments.

my entire metal cd collection is up for sale...452 cds, for one hundred and fifty dollars. i no longer have no use for it. also, im selling my 2 cabsand crate head for 100 dollars and my PA for 20. hopefully with this money i can get a one-way plane ticket to mighty istanbul and become a respectful person, selling carpets or something.

all in all, metal is sinful, and empty. i hope one day you all realize this too. shalom, white pigs.

all those interested in purchasing my belongings can contact me at:

xiwishiwasjohnvanveenx@aol.com
AIM: URDUMIMGAYLETSFCK

I'll give you $35 for the lot of it.

i think you are gonna have to change ur AIM nick too

are your for real?

sounds like a joke...

if not

GAY

on the gay-o-meter

come celebrate the new year Islam style on january 10th at Box of Knives

RAISING KUBRICK
BANE OF EXISTENCE
WATCHMAKER
CONIFER
KEVORKIAN'S ANGELS

who was that, finalbloodbath...

this dude's such a mental midget you have to be joking ...if not ...I want to bite his face... cut his belly open and use his large intestine as a warm banana sheath jack off tool

mmm, banana sheaths.

of course im not a muslim, fools. i just wanted to see if anyone would believe that steaming pile, just to be a jerk. seriously, its pretty much science fact that

1. im more metal than your mother's kettle
2. religion is for suckers
3. my record collection will kill you
4. the box of knives is still dirty, still metal

plus, who thefuck would have xiwanttobejohnvanveenx as an email?

later, chumps \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/







ps. someone bring me to bloodletting nov 22, its my birthday

dude, can i still buy your PA for a shitty new 20 dollar bill? i wiped my mom's final menopause bleeding with it...(collector's item)

nothing beats a banana sheath ..but alas i stole those lines from lyrics and altered them for funny thread writings

why would u wish you were me?
am i that cool? um ok w/e
this sat at the Living Room Side PRoject, Sever, Straitlaced, and more....
be there

xeatadickx said:

I don't think religion's for suckers, I think it is for those who think it is fun.

My penis hurts.......what is this a cauliflower farm???

xeatadickx said:

Might be able to help you out if I'm not with the lady or drunk, that's if you don't mind crashing up in MA for the night though.

Yo eatadick, I don't think all metal's evil and sinful. I'm all about religious faith, and I don't think heavy music interferes with it. That's like saying science contradicts Christianity; it's ignorant. But whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Devin said:

He was joking around.

How the hell is that funny?!

Devin said:

Man, you should really read the whole thread before you post.

bacon pizza?
mmmmmm

joe/notcommon said:

Who here has had the double stuffed pizza from Sicilia's in Providence? Isn't it the best pie you've ever tasted in your life?

Who here has had the double stuffed pizza from Sicilia's in Providence? Isn't it the best pie you've ever tasted in your life?>>

Nah.....not unless you have to take it out of a pair of panties, surround it with a bit of hair, and it's attatched to a moaning chick.

take it from me, lady's man extraordinaire, that vagina is in no way even CLOSE to the tasty goodness of Sicilia's. thier pizza could fucking defeat the powers of christ.

now, now im probably gonna go meet up with some people and grab a pie and have an orgasm.