I was at drifters... all the bathrooms were taken and I was feeling impending doom from my guts. an impending doom the likes of someone that had a meal consisting of 4-5 eggs and spinach and then 5 hours later pigged out on taco bell. 1/2 way through the band I went to see, my ass was at the breaking point and all the rest rooms still had people in them styling their hair or whatever. so I bolted and ran two 2 dunkins and 2 gas stations before I was able to dump that toxic waste. I thought I was going to end up shitting in holmen's stadio or something.

let me tell you, shits like that make you want a mop and towels to clean your ass and not toilet paper. I wanted to wrap out a huge roll of paper towels and drag my ass along them.

LOL

when I got back in my car, I finished my taco bell.

Wow, Aaron, you don't know when to quit, huh?

quit? I'm just getting started!

fee sorry for me and my nose

Haha, I'm sure your shit smells just as bad on good days.

a week or so ago I had an egg sandwich and then 230130 apples. we got to dollar bills in derry and I really had to go, but there was a wicked long line and only one stall, both sexes.
so I walked down 28 to a store while carina shopped. I finally get into the bathroom there and I hear "hello! can she use the bathroom? It's an emergency!"
"you'll have to wait a minute, someone's in there"

oh no.. the smell was already burning my nose. I mopped up quickly flushed and ran out to see a 4yo girl and her mom waiting right there outside the bathroom door. the little girl looked like she was going to burst. I took off, but I hear the lady behind me say "OH GOD!"
haha

there is section of I93 which haunts me...