pretty retarded, but funny for a minute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AunQf6d_-KI&mode=related&search=

"even though i'm gr1m, i still need food ohhhhhh"

I wore a "Transilvanian Hunger" shirt to school once and one of the kids in my class looked at the screaming, corpsepainted dude on my shirt and started joking about what the guy was saying; like "HAM SANDWICH!!!"

ha

"can you pick me up some gummy worms?"

this is a serious issue... please donate to the Starving Transilvanian Black Metal Kvlt. Accepted donations include rice crispy treats, bologny sandwiches and dead bats.