it is time to decide

oh i forgot to add ronan of vnv nation

kirstie ally

you forgot scott from dreaded silence and soon to be fat ken from dreaded silence. i keep putting on the pounds.

I'm way fatter than at least 3 of those guys. I've got nothin' on dino though.

You forgot Full Blown Chaos.

Poison Idea

Yeah, I think Pig Champion takes the cake.

you forgot Vrangsinn the bassist from Carpathian Forest. he is fat as fuck.

cmon someone vote for me!

elvis

I just lost twenty pounds while fasting. I apologize profusely.

I thought dino was in ff still

sounds like you were sweating profusely.

Yes, hence the desire to lose weight.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

No he didn't.

Ryan_M said:

I heard there's a pancake house somewhere in upstate NY that has some collossal pancake dish where if you finish it you get it for free. Only a handful of people have ever finished it and Ray from Full Blown Chaos is one of them.

I'm not on this list? This is bullshit.

me too. if my gut was sliced open, it would be an ever lasting fountain of beer.

Anal Blast guy, no contest. Unless you get that guy from November's Doom.

oh yeah, the dude from novembers doom is huge. the main stage at the gayladium is like his throne.

why am i not on this list? i just weighed myself for the first time in a couple months and i'm pushin 280

i think half of that is all back though

either that or i need to lay off the chinese and pizza

the_reverend said:

no he was booted after Digimortal. he was a phenomenal guitarist on the previous works, but with Digimortal it almost brought them to a radio standpoint. very bad for Fear Factory.

pam said:

i was surpised paul from november's doom wasn't on the list.

what about the guy from maudlin of the well, known as big bastard?

what about gene from strapping young lad?

I still say Poison Idea.

Dissector said:

holy fuck.

and Henry from Pist-On. that dude was mammoth.

thank you for being sooo boooold

oh how bout cogs the drummer from cant stand losing? He is big

I can't believe i 4got pig champion,and gene hoglan. Oh shane embury and billy milano are fat fucks too.

Oh and me too. Yes i am fat

why isn't anyone voting for blue or moe?

because they're bulimics

don't forget todd strange, ex-crowbar, down bass player. he was a fat fuck.

The drummer from Impaler

SacreligionNLI said:

i was 345 and i lost 10 pounds... im now 335. i still dont look nearly as fat as my weight eludes to.

oh and what about the wasteform dude? that dude is monstrous.

thegreatspaldino said:

that's because you are 7 feet tall

dreadkill said:

that dude is gigantic.

You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone in any band fatter than Pig Champion. Which is probably why he's dead now.

Yeah, really.

Poison Idea is the fattest band of all time I think.

demondave said:

His fingers are a thick as my neck!

So nasty...

i didn't feel like reading this whole thread did someone bring up crowbar

babyshakernotloggedin said:

they sure did

CaptainCleanoff said:

His tits hang down so low that the nipples are turned around and pointing back towards him.

I can literally see the lack of circulation in the blotchiness of that guy's skin.

Okay, maybe he's not the fattest... I just find this picture hilarious:

where's Gene Hoglan?