...has at least experimented with bisexuality
...uses organic vegetables (doesn't eat meat!)
...listens only to emo
...hates racists (they're niggers!)
...hates sexists (they're the weaker sex!)
...hates homophobes (afraid they are faggots, lol)
...hates republicans
...hates blondes
...hates naturally-gifted people
...hates geniuses
...loves NPR
...loves Seinfeld
...shops at whole foods
...doesn't like the war in Iraq
...wishes we'd invade Vietnam again
...has at least experimented with drug use
...urinates sitting down
...won't buy anything from Germany
...has Jewish, black, gay and Asian friends (no fucking halfbreeds)
...doesn't like black metal
...hates Christianity but wouldn't burn a church
