One of the applications I just had to enter was for a person with the last name "Brids"

I just thought you should know.

that's an awesome last name. my guitarist recently sorted mail for a person with the last name boogers.

no way...that can't be possible

Wow.

I met a broad the other night whose last name was 'Beer'. I'm insanely jealous.

SacreligionNLI said:

it's the truth

Ken Gillis is many things, but not a liar. Unless you're some slag he wants to rail.

no i just can't believe a name like that would be allowed

it hurts my brani to think of the torture they must've gone through in middle school

I knew a girl in high scool, 'Jen Butts'. What a fucking whore she was.

our guitarist also has an uncle Dick Orifice. truth.

Wow.

That's as good or better than Dick Beard in Cape Cod.

what about Dick Hurtz from Holden?

i'm pretty sure that's not real but should be...maybe it was at one point, and that's an encouraging thought

I actually have met a Mike Hunt in my lifetime, and am a better person for it.

i briefly knew a mike hunt in middle school. he didn't last long at that school.

SacreligionNLI said:

bastard, i was gonna bring that one up. My dad said he saw him on tv once.

hilarious...when i lived in worcester like 12 years ago i was right on the holden border...it was the neighborhood rumor that he lived down the street hahaha

dick sweat was my favorite

be sure to try my schweaty balls

dreadkill said:

Was he the victim of massive cockfucking?

there are several Dr. Richard Weiner's in the Worcester area.

when my school expelled me for "psychological evaluation" they sent me to a dr. craig weiner...his office is right down the street from our apartment haha...i should pay him a visit and remind how little he had to do when i was there since all i did was play pokemon snap on n64

Why'd they send you for psych eval?

because a bunch of close-minded assholes including a substitute teacher asked me if i had the chance if i'd shoot up the school, to which i replied with an overly sarcastic "oh yea!" and apparently nobody at that jail...i mean school...had a sense of humor

i would've sued them if it weren't for that bullshit "if a kid seems unstable you can take whatever measures necessary that you think will protect the other students"

that and there was a bomb threat made in the gym, even though it was blatantly in a girl's handwriting...the cops even went to my english teacher asking for some of my assignments to compare the handwriting

the dumb cunt did it because she had a project due that day, and everybody automatically assumed it was me

hooray politically correct america

hilariously enough they assumed it was me because i wore coal chamber and slipknot shirts all the time

didn't the columbine kids like those bands? music causes crime.

something to that effect

It was decades ago and I do not remember 1st grade at all except one of my teachers name was Mr. Farty. It's the truth.

that's top-notch right there...best name a teacher could have for a bunch of 1st graders

ha, mr. farty

Yeah man, it was disturbing. He was a scrawny little fucked up pencil necked geek with a head shaped like a pumpkin.

?????

i wish that was my teacher

CaptainCleanoff said:

i had a 3rd grade teacher named Mrs. Smith, she used to wear an electric box on her hip that kept her heart going, but she had a problem with uncontrollable gas. i dont know if it was a side effect of her heart thingy, but she just constantly farted. and of course, she would tell the class that it was a medical issue and not to laugh, but you're in 3rd grade with a teacher who cant stop farting. i mean come on.

one of the teachers in my rotating schedule in 6th grade had diabetes and would have to leave for dialysis and all the kids were like "awwwwww i wish I had diabetes!"

i knew a girl in middle school her last name was butt. Man she was a fatty

rich horror's was funnier

you suck