Say something interesting.... Gimme a
good quote or a dirty joke... Hell,
talk dirty if you want... I need to be
entertained.

Mud, dust, scabs, dead hair, dead skin, poo, vomit, old sweat, Sandra Bernhardt. I'm talking dirty.

DeOdiumMortis said:

This is for you, honey:
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
If nautical nonsense is something you wish,
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
The drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

I just had a brilliant idea: RTTP thongs!!!

i want to fuck you in the ass with a cactus strap on

Japan Canada
population 126.2 million 28 million
population density 330/sq. km. 2.7 people/sq. mile
life expectancy 83 (F)
77 (M) 80 (F)
73 (M)
infant mortality 4 deaths per 1000 live births 7 deaths per 1000
marriages 7 per 1000 5.7 per 1000
divorces 3 per 1000 1.3 per 1000
the right to vote age 20 age 19
GDP C$6.7 trillion (1999) C$570 billion
external debt n/a C$247 billion
unemployment 4.6%
(4/2000) 10%
inflation -0.3%
(CPI - 1999) 3.3%
Govt. budget expenditure on education 16% 3%
daily newspapers 158 107
televisions 610 per 1000 626 per 1000
radios 900 per 1000 1000+ per 1000 pop.
telephones 55 per 100 pop 78 per 100 pop.
passenger cars 35 million 13 million
paved roads 760,000 km 270,000 km
railway 27,000 km 90,000 km

IN JAPAN:

. average age of marriage for men is 28.4 and for women is 25.8
. average annual income of "salary man" is about ¥6 million including bonuses ($78,000)
. a 2 room plus kitchen & bathroom apartment is about ¥90,000 rent per month ($1,170)
. a small house in the suburbs cost ¥50 - 70 million to buy ($650,000 - $910,000)
. value of Tokyo's Ginza is ¥110.55 million per 3.3 sq. metres ($1.5 million)
. average price for a movie ticket ¥1,600 ($20.00)
. typical businessman may bow 200 to 300 times a day

TRADE STATISTICS;

Canada's major exports to Japan are Lumber, Plywood (C$2,426 million), Coal (C$1,262 million), Pulp & Paper (C$1,360 million), Fish & Seafood (C$744 million) and Oilseeds (C$656 million).
Major imports from Japan are Motor vehicles & parts (C$2,860 million), Office machines & Computers ($1,287 million), Telecommunications & Electronics (C$1,911 million), Photographic Equipment (C$356 million) and Chemicals (C$342 million).

Interesting Statistics
Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film: 4

Number of men who have written letters proposing marriage to Vanna White: 3506

Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus: 8

Age most people stop believing in politicians: 7

Number of chemical elements in the universe: 104

In a glass of New Jersey tap water: 98

Number of days into baseball season before Chicago Cubs are written off as pennant contenders: 5

Average powder base ( in inches ) on Aspen ski slope: 17

On Tammy Bakker: 1/4

Salary of the average Pro Wrestler: $47,500 /yr.

If Pro Wrestling didn't exist: $4.25/hr.

Number of things that annoy Andy Rooney: 2,000,000

Number of people annoyed by Andy Rooney: 23,000,000

Average miles per gallon you can expect if a car maker's ad says " 30 mpg, city": 23

Number of people who aren't doctors, but play them on TV: 57

Who aren't doctor's but play them in hospitals: 5,840

Number of people in the history of air travel who have been able to get a $99 Maxsaver fare to coast: 2

Restrictions for that fare: 237

Percentage of the public that understand the new tax code: 11%

Percentage of accountants who understand it: 9%

Percentage of IRS employees who understand it: 6%

Number of people who work for the government: about half

Number of Americans who believe any of the statistics on this page are accurate: 2,478,644

Who believe TV Evangelists are trustworthy: 2,478,644



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succubus said:

is that fake dynamite?
if sooo


BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ikity ackity ook - it's yours...

no, he was really cutting himself.

i figured...it came up on top and i clicked...i meant to ask the question when i posted..

the_reverend said:

Who is this "Salary Man" you speak of?

at the party i said " hey, this kid says he wants to go to abortion clinics and steal the biohazard containers with the abortions inside then take them home, use a turkey baster to shlurp some up , squirt them up his ass, shit them back out and hold them and kiss them and say 'my babies, my babies'" but he didn't say it... i made it up

ieatpeople4god said:

succubus said:

who the fuck is that?
and why?

i don't know them..."teratism"

and for why...

gimmick?

what have a started? i know way tooo much useless crap now. or, way too much more useless crap

ieatpeople4god said:

but the story i told was that i wanted to take a knife cut somebodies asshole out, put it in their mouth, so they look like their whistling all the time or about to get a KISS, and fuck them, so I could I could say I fucked someone in their ass and their mouth at the same time