seriously..that girl is fucking beautiful. There...i said it.

returntothelove.com

This dude's gonna feel silly when he finds the penis.

ya...Pam's hot shit.
Cool chick.
Too bad shes married, you freekin perv's.

and the whole cock thing...I guess....

Hey, hermies need love too.

but they gotta pay!

pam is definitely hot. I wondered why no one nominated her in the "hottest metal/hardcore girl thread."

Because there was no hermaphrodite sub-category.

her cock is fuckin uuuuge

Eh. It's ok.

Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

sacreligion said:

hahahahahahahahahahahahaa

pam's balls are pretty nice too. no one ever mentions them. they are the unsung heroes of pam's body.

oh my god they're as smooth as eggs!

Awww you guys. Me and my giant penis and unsung balls are blushing.

pictures please

wait...what?

hah. you gay.

You have the dick of a jewish man, stop lying.

You weren't complaining last night...

I thought it was the clit.

That's what you said about my earlobe!

Everything on a woman's body is the clit, as everything not Massachusetts is Europe.

hahahah

eerie

Dwyer is just mad no one appreciates him or calls him a beautiful girl.

i meant it..if you weren't married and a state away...i'd be working my magic...your fucking GORGEOUS.

pam hates dudes with terrible grammar you'RE already fucked

I call Dwyer a beautiful girl constantly.

pam looks better in pictures than in real life

I just fell down with laughter.

She looks like a slop bucket

dreadkill said:

While this is true I'm going to punch you when I see you tomorrow.

What Ken posted is probably the ballsiest thing anyone's ever posted while being logged in. I salute him.

sacreligion said:

Hahah, you know me all too well.

pam said:

i only said it because you can't see the dick in the pictures. no punching necessary.

Ken is almost as terrible a friend as you, Rich.

dreadkill said:

Don't backpeddle now!!

but i'm moving back to your region. rich abandoned you for somerville. i'm an amazing friend.

pam said:

At least I put out.

dreadkill said:

In the span of a few hours you have told me you'd laugh if I died, throw up if I kissed you, and called me ugly.

Five to eye tomorrow!

Whereas I would eat your shit just to get to your ass.

RichHorror said:

awwww

romantic

I WILL DOG PLOW DAT ASS

pam said:

i was totally joking

Lies.

dreadkill said:

I know. I still may hit you though, I do that when I'm drunk.

You should. Even just asking Ken to fight you is entertaining.

Yeah cause he like leans away from you and says "naaaaa" *ken giggle*

And then you punch him in the arm or stomach. It's great.

we love pam so much she doesn't even have to try out for the wihxc she is soo hardcore
luv ya XpamX

Then he makes this face...

RichHorror said:

and then i let out a torrent of goof juice in my pants.

that face is the best.

Ken always has a piece of paper between his hand a bottles of Rolling Rock, strictly for safety reasons.

Doesn't Pam have a kid.
No offense but...damaged goods.

This thread continues to make my day awesome.

I'd hit it...

Pam or Ken?

both

I didn't ask you. Go listen to some homo melodic metal you faggot boy.

i already am

RichHorror said:

my opinions matter to you

I pray for your death nightly.

yesssss

the hunor in this thread will not come to matration until 2013 when pam's kid is searching for a korean book report on stuart little and she stumbles on this page, finding out that pam is really patrick... HER FATHER! dundundunnnn.....

I like Pam. She's witty, can take a joke...seems to understand me...and is reeeeally pretty.

Yep, you Pam....I mean you.

the_reverend said:

Zoe is never allowed to use the internet.

Hoser_NLI said:

I adore you, Hoser.

Pam has got it going on. Unlike the rest of this board. Myself included. And Rich.

the wihxc got in going on more,but now that pams a member we really got it going on her hardcore moves put us on the map! we finally have some respect!

RichHorror said:

HOLY SHIT.....


I Am speechless

dreadkill said:

here's an old pic of Pam and her BALLS...

Wow, I sure do have some big balls.

reminds me of a song

http://www.bumpernuts.com

CaptainCleanoff said:

I love those things.

ha, they are cool. My brother has them on the back of his 3 wheeler swaying this way and that.

GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP
FROM A MILE AWAY
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY DARK
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY
EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FACE
IS AS BIG AS A DINNER PLATE

I appreciate Pam.

This thread is pointless with no pics of Pam

i think it would cross the creepy line if everyone started posting pictures

babyshaker not logged in said:

im sure most of us are willing to take that risk

babyshaker not logged in said:


How do you post pics here?

dreamy

Almost looks like the broad you were with last night, Dwyer.

we want pics of pam, not die winters

sxealex said:

WILLIAMS!

I wasn't with anybody last night, that was Dan's ex-girlfriend if that's who you mean.

Yeah, I don't know who you're talking about, take a joke.

Also: Get out of my thread

pam said:


yeah! get out of her thread!

The above picture pleases me a great deal.

Not because it's Pam, just because it's sexy. Besides, Pam tends to be more likely to sit on your chest and go at it from the other directions while she randomly lifts off of you to knock farts into your mouth.

lolz.

guys yur fuck top

...?

I'd eat that ass like it was made outta bubblegum...

It is.

wow.

We can rebuild her ass, we have the technology.

This thread is out of control.

This whole courtroom is out of order!

I'm going to be a gentleman and say, "I'd hit it." and leave it at that. No need to get graphic and tasteless.
I save that for the deserving ones.


Rich, do you know the penal codes of this court? ::waves a dildo::

you said penal

Dankill said:

I know what it means to be fat, but not what it means to be touched by a woman. Does that count?

I love that "I'd hit it" constitutes as a gentlemanly comment on this board.

i'd give her a big wet one and i'd grab her b00bs!
or wait..i've already done both!
go me!!

~carina

woo!

Pam is my personal ball washer. I'm an important CEO and it's essential that my testicles are clean at all times.

she has two dicks, and one ball

....

yeah

Wow, this just turned into an AOL group.

I have no skill's

AUTOPSY_666 said:

she reminds me of the dude from the movie "Mask"

Rocky Dennis.

hahahah!

I've seen pictures of Pam with a very similar makeup job.

Hey now! The ball washer thing I will stand for, but I don't wear black fucking lipstick!

Eyeliner on the other hand, is awesome.

Correction, you don't ANYMORE.

You can throw away your Marylin Manson shirt, but never the fashion crimes of the past.

Wrong. I wore very dark red lipstick. NOT black. And I still have my marilyn manson shirt, thankyouverymuch.

You still looked like a skinner version of that gaytard. I long for pictures of John Moran with mime makeup.

I didn't want to be left out in the fun.. so I google'd for pam.
http://images.google.com/images?q=pam&ie=U....mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi
wtf?!?

She wishes.

By that google search it appears people named pam are uniformly blonde haired or black skinned.

in my book, pam is one of the worst sounding names. I'm convinced that any second, I'm going to see this pam again and she's going to look like a grandma over night.

She already does. Lucky for her I like my pussy aged like a fine wine.

Says two guys with receding hairlines...aren't you both like 35?

Aren't you poor?

Bah....her name sounds bad??? What about Rev.....that sounds like something I do to the engine in my Iroc Z just before a race down Long Swamp Rd.

Ha....and you're making fun of her name.....pffffft.

rich, like good olde pam always says "you ain't p'or if'n ya gotz goburnment cheese."

I wish. I could get fucking health insurance if I was.

Pam digs dudes with Iroc Z's. I happened to turn 31 yesterday...and I have an Iroc Z...it's the baddest ass car in all of Maine.

pam said:

you got a problem with that, buddy?

Italian Retard Out Cruising

ok so I don't REALLY have an Iroc....but that would be so badass if I did. I would grow a mullet just to spite you all.

hoser said:

you could have a dodge omni and it'd be the baddest ass car in all of maine because it'd be one of 4 registered cars up there

and I would wear one of those Italian Horn necklaces. I would be so fucking hot. I'd wanna fuck me.

hoser said:

Happy late birthday. And I'm more of a classic car kinda gal.

sacreligion said:


Whatever....you probably wear one of those Italian Horn necklaces.

pam said:


My dear, I was only kidding. I am 31, and I drive a 1946 Studabaker (my truck), and a 1967 Chevy Camaro SS, and a 1968 Dodge Dart, and a 1955 Ford Fairlane that I'm not done with yet.

Pam's too busy washing people's windshields on route 6 to go on dates.

Ok....I was lying about all of those classic cars. I really drive a 1996 Chevy K1500 Siverado. It's a great truck.

I heard pam's going to need knee surgery after so many people on rt6 asked for their windshield washing with a happy ending.

hoser said:





There's my baby now!!!

the_reverend said:

'Less talk, more suck.'.

She ties her Black Dahlia Murder shirt up to expose her midriff. Making her put it back down is extra.

Do you actually live in a log cabin? lol.

I believe she calls it "going to school"

I get my edjamucation.

'Picking up Zoe' is the preferrerd terminology, actually.

RichHorror said:

hahahahahahaha!

wow... rich, please remember this combination of painkillers, paint thinner, and nutmeg. you are on the ball today, smoking banana peels style.

Sobriety is the enemy of comedy.

I rule at turning an appreciation thread into a Friar's Roast.

pam said:

Yep, that's my house!! I bought it in November of last year. It's quite beautiful...very rustic. BUT, it's very modern inside, it was built in 2001. We have running water, 2 toilets, oil heat, woodstove, refrigerator, washer and dryer, cable TV, Cable Innunet......

Ya, it's nestled on 12 gorgeous acres with moose and deer in my back yard daily. It's a lot like regular life...only quieter and much more peaceful.

i wish i knew where to find that pic of the girl bangin that dude in the car with her son in the passenger seat looking out

If Pam leaves her husband for Hoser, it'll be the most amazing thing I've heard of, and I believe her husband can sue Aaron.

Oh, the clean air is a plus too.

This is the No-Tell Motel of the internet.

i expect to read of hoser's demise when a pack of raccoons come and exile him from the woods

RichHorror said:

Yeah this "lets see how mean Rich can be to me" is way better than the whole compliment thing.

You are the mannish tall broad to my Groucho Marx.

in the eyes of some...yes

don't worry pam it's just his way of saying he would like you to pee in his mouth

sacreligion said:

Jon IS Native American, he could probably orchestrate that as a retaliatory attack.

sacreligion said:

He is the best abusive relationship a girl could ask for.

Broads don't know what to do if you're nice to them. They leave you because they know deep down that they deserve a bag of oranges to the solar plexus, and anything else is confusing to their brains. You see, the female brain is already overfilled with recipes and the like, so the smallest thing causes confusion and despair.

maybe...but the raccoons have had enough of human occupation

they want to be emancipated

free of these ridiculous thieving accusations and steretypes

RichHorror said:

and here i am talking about raccoons like a jerk when i could be paying more attention to insulting pam

jeez im such a n00b

My wife might get in on the suit against Aaron too.

Yeah! Fuck that guy, he owns a condo.

correction: he pwns that condo

Nah.....my wife would just empty a load of .00 into my chest.

Shut up, that's queer like serial.

Bruce Willis should've nailed that broad in the taxi. I hate this bitch.

Meester Bootch.

pam would never move in with hoser, she wouldn't like the backwards hairdoo.

And she'd probably have to do work beyond not making dinner and yelling at the dog.

yeh, like wearing a backwards hairdoo

And skinnin' critters.

RichHorror said:

You forgot lounging in bed watching daytime TV.

she'd do it once she was hungry enough. woman can't live of giving head alone!

plus, hoser's last name is mcdaniels... not much juice in that thar pantaloons, but it's potent.

Pam doesn't do that due to the last three letters in the word 'blowjob'.

either way, being married trumps it anyhow. since all the guys at work tell me marriage means the end of blowjobs.

well, except for the dude that says she does give them, just not to him.

You're lucky if you get a firm handshake once they get the ring of slavery.

RichHorror said:

best post of all time

that post needs a diagram.

or a pornotube link

My wife did put her hair on backwards.....but she's still gorgeous.


Her at our wedding:




Her now....with backwards hair:

aren't you worried she's going to leave you for a chick?

she's pretty...she can leave you for me!

And so it begins.

Nah....she doesn't even look like a dike.....at least I don't think so. I warned her that she may get chased by dikes because she is also muscular as hell.....but like any women, she rolled her eyes and ignored me. So anyhow....I'm used to it now. Her bangs are like 10 inches long and it looks kinda cute when she sweeps them back. I use them for reigns....easy to steer her around the house with. She's also easy to tie up out at the stable when I stop at the saloon.

Patty is coming for your vagina.

Pam, I ment it to be gentlemanly in comparison to showing affection by penetrating you with a blunt object. Like my forehead.
Rich, yes it does count.

Also, I have nothing to offer except a purple 98 neon, no house, no money, a crap job, barber school and possession of as much game as the special olympics. Oh, and the hairline is going bye bye so I'm joining the Hairclub for Horror and treating it with a razorblade and a side of self loathing.