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returntothepit >> discuss >> Pam appreciation thread by secret agent man on Aug 11,2006 2:44pm
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toggletoggle post by secret agent man at Aug 11,2006 2:44pm
seriously..that girl is fucking beautiful. There...i said it.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 11,2006 2:45pm
returntothelove.com



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 2:45pm
This dude's gonna feel silly when he finds the penis.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 11,2006 2:46pm
ya...Pam's hot shit.
Cool chick.
Too bad shes married, you freekin perv's.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 11,2006 2:46pm
and the whole cock thing...I guess....



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 2:47pm
Hey, hermies need love too.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 11,2006 2:47pm
but they gotta pay!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 11,2006 2:49pm
pam is definitely hot. I wondered why no one nominated her in the "hottest metal/hardcore girl thread."



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 2:50pm
Because there was no hermaphrodite sub-category.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 2:57pm
her cock is fuckin uuuuge



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 2:58pm
Eh. It's ok.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 11,2006 2:59pm
Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 11,2006 3:02pm
sacreligion said:
Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.


hahahahahahahahahahahahaa



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 3:03pm
pam's balls are pretty nice too. no one ever mentions them. they are the unsung heroes of pam's body.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 11,2006 3:06pm
oh my god they're as smooth as eggs!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:07pm
Awww you guys. Me and my giant penis and unsung balls are blushing.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 11,2006 3:08pm
pictures please

wait...what?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:11pm
hah. you gay.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:12pm
You have the dick of a jewish man, stop lying.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:13pm
You weren't complaining last night...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:13pm
I thought it was the clit.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:18pm
That's what you said about my earlobe!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:18pm
Everything on a woman's body is the clit, as everything not Massachusetts is Europe.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:19pm
hahahah



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 11,2006 3:22pm



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 11,2006 3:22pm
eerie



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:29pm
Dwyer is just mad no one appreciates him or calls him a beautiful girl.



toggletoggle post by secret agent man at Aug 11,2006 3:30pm
i meant it..if you weren't married and a state away...i'd be working my magic...your fucking GORGEOUS.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 11,2006 3:30pm
pam hates dudes with terrible grammar you'RE already fucked



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:31pm
I call Dwyer a beautiful girl constantly.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 3:33pm
pam looks better in pictures than in real life



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:34pm edited Aug 11,2006 3:34pm
I just fell down with laughter.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 11,2006 3:35pm
She looks like a slop bucket



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:36pm
dreadkill said:
pam looks better in pictures than in real life


While this is true I'm going to punch you when I see you tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:36pm
What Ken posted is probably the ballsiest thing anyone's ever posted while being logged in. I salute him.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:37pm
sacreligion said:
pam hates dudes with terrible grammar you'RE already fucked


Hahah, you know me all too well.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 3:38pm
pam said:
dreadkill said:
pam looks better in pictures than in real life


While this is true I'm going to punch you when I see you tomorrow.


i only said it because you can't see the dick in the pictures. no punching necessary.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:39pm
Ken is almost as terrible a friend as you, Rich.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:39pm
dreadkill said:
pam said:
dreadkill said:
pam looks better in pictures than in real life


While this is true I'm going to punch you when I see you tomorrow.


i only said it because you can't see the dick in the pictures. no punching necessary.


Don't backpeddle now!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 3:40pm
but i'm moving back to your region. rich abandoned you for somerville. i'm an amazing friend.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:42pm
pam said:
Ken is almost as terrible a friend as you, Rich.


At least I put out.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:47pm
dreadkill said:
but i'm moving back to your region. rich abandoned you for somerville. i'm an amazing friend.


In the span of a few hours you have told me you'd laugh if I died, throw up if I kissed you, and called me ugly.

Five to eye tomorrow!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:48pm
Whereas I would eat your shit just to get to your ass.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:52pm
RichHorror said:
Whereas I would eat your shit just to get to your ass.


awwww



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 11,2006 3:52pm
romantic



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:53pm
I WILL DOG PLOW DAT ASS



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 3:54pm
pam said:
dreadkill said:
but i'm moving back to your region. rich abandoned you for somerville. i'm an amazing friend.


In the span of a few hours you have told me you'd laugh if I died, throw up if I kissed you, and called me ugly.

Five to eye tomorrow!


i was totally joking



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:54pm
Lies.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:58pm
dreadkill said:
pam said:
dreadkill said:
but i'm moving back to your region. rich abandoned you for somerville. i'm an amazing friend.


In the span of a few hours you have told me you'd laugh if I died, throw up if I kissed you, and called me ugly.

Five to eye tomorrow!


i was totally joking


I know. I still may hit you though, I do that when I'm drunk.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 3:58pm
You should. Even just asking Ken to fight you is entertaining.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 3:59pm
Yeah cause he like leans away from you and says "naaaaa" *ken giggle*



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 4:00pm
And then you punch him in the arm or stomach. It's great.



toggletoggle post by xanonymoshhxcdancerx at Aug 11,2006 4:01pm
we love pam so much she doesn't even have to try out for the wihxc she is soo hardcore
luv ya XpamX



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 4:02pm
Then he makes this face...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 4:03pm
RichHorror said:
And then you punch him in the arm or stomach. It's great.


and then i let out a torrent of goof juice in my pants.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 4:04pm
that face is the best.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 4:10pm
Ken always has a piece of paper between his hand a bottles of Rolling Rock, strictly for safety reasons.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Aug 11,2006 4:14pm
Doesn't Pam have a kid.
No offense but...damaged goods.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 4:15pm
This thread continues to make my day awesome.



toggletoggle post by richard semens at Aug 11,2006 4:18pm
I'd hit it...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 4:18pm
Pam or Ken?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 4:26pm
both



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 4:29pm
I didn't ask you. Go listen to some homo melodic metal you faggot boy.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 4:34pm
i already am



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 11,2006 4:36pm
RichHorror said:
I didn't ask you. Go listen to some homo melodic metal you faggot boy.


my opinions matter to you



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 11,2006 4:39pm
I pray for your death nightly.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 11,2006 4:49pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 4:53pm
yesssss



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 11,2006 5:29pm
the hunor in this thread will not come to matration until 2013 when pam's kid is searching for a korean book report on stuart little and she stumbles on this page, finding out that pam is really patrick... HER FATHER! dundundunnnn.....



toggletoggle post by Hoser_NLI at Aug 11,2006 5:36pm
I like Pam. She's witty, can take a joke...seems to understand me...and is reeeeally pretty.

Yep, you Pam....I mean you.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 5:43pm
the_reverend said:
the hunor in this thread will not come to matration until 2013 when pam's kid is searching for a korean book report on stuart little and she stumbles on this page, finding out that pam is really patrick... HER FATHER! dundundunnnn.....


Zoe is never allowed to use the internet.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 11,2006 5:44pm
Hoser_NLI said:
I like Pam. She's witty, can take a joke...seems to understand me...and is reeeeally pretty.

Yep, you Pam....I mean you.


I adore you, Hoser.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 11,2006 6:17pm
Pam has got it going on. Unlike the rest of this board. Myself included. And Rich.



toggletoggle post by xanonymoshhxcdancerx at Aug 11,2006 9:22pm
the wihxc got in going on more,but now that pams a member we really got it going on her hardcore moves put us on the map! we finally have some respect!



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 12,2006 2:13am
RichHorror said:
Everything on a woman's body is the clit, as everything not Massachusetts is Europe.


HOLY SHIT.....


I Am speechless



toggletoggle post by magh8 at Aug 12,2006 3:27am
dreadkill said:
pam's balls are pretty nice too. no one ever mentions them. they are the unsung heroes of pam's body.


here's an old pic of Pam and her BALLS...








toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 12,2006 10:11am
Wow, I sure do have some big balls.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis nli at Aug 12,2006 10:17am
reminds me of a song



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Aug 12,2006 10:30am



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 12,2006 10:48am
CaptainCleanoff said:
http://www.bumpernuts.com


I love those things.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Aug 12,2006 11:02am
ha, they are cool. My brother has them on the back of his 3 wheeler swaying this way and that.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Aug 12,2006 11:48am
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP
FROM A MILE AWAY
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY DARK
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY
EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FACE
IS AS BIG AS A DINNER PLATE



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 12,2006 5:12pm
I appreciate Pam.



toggletoggle post by vomitthesoul  at Aug 12,2006 9:18pm
This thread is pointless with no pics of Pam



toggletoggle post by babyshaker not logged in at Aug 12,2006 9:20pm
i think it would cross the creepy line if everyone started posting pictures



toggletoggle post by ct borderpatrol at Aug 12,2006 10:26pm
babyshaker not logged in said:
i think it would cross the creepy line if everyone started posting pictures


im sure most of us are willing to take that risk





toggletoggle post by vomitthesoul  at Aug 12,2006 10:34pm
babyshaker not logged in said:
i think it would cross the creepy line if everyone started posting pictures



How do you post pics here?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 13,2006 4:21am



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Aug 13,2006 4:24am
dreamy



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 13,2006 12:42pm
Almost looks like the broad you were with last night, Dwyer.



toggletoggle post by ct borderpatrol at Aug 13,2006 12:42pm
we want pics of pam, not die winters



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Aug 13,2006 1:05pm
sxealex said:
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE
I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP
FROM A MILE AWAY
EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY DARK
GIRL WITH A BIG FACE I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY
EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE FACE
IS AS BIG AS A DINNER PLATE


WILLIAMS!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 13,2006 3:23pm
I wasn't with anybody last night, that was Dan's ex-girlfriend if that's who you mean.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 13,2006 3:54pm
Yeah, I don't know who you're talking about, take a joke.

Also: Get out of my thread



toggletoggle post by anusthemenace at Aug 13,2006 4:05pm



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 13,2006 7:20pm
pam said:

Get out of my thread



yeah! get out of her thread!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 13,2006 7:30pm
The above picture pleases me a great deal.

Not because it's Pam, just because it's sexy. Besides, Pam tends to be more likely to sit on your chest and go at it from the other directions while she randomly lifts off of you to knock farts into your mouth.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 13,2006 7:32pm
lolz.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 13,2006 7:46pm
guys yur fuck top



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 13,2006 7:48pm
...?



toggletoggle post by seveninchtongue at Aug 13,2006 8:02pm
I'd eat that ass like it was made outta bubblegum...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 13,2006 8:06pm
It is.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 13,2006 8:07pm
wow.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 13,2006 8:09pm
We can rebuild her ass, we have the technology.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 13,2006 8:11pm
This thread is out of control.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 13,2006 8:13pm
This whole courtroom is out of order!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 14,2006 12:55am
I'm going to be a gentleman and say, "I'd hit it." and leave it at that. No need to get graphic and tasteless.
I save that for the deserving ones.


Rich, do you know the penal codes of this court? ::waves a dildo::



toggletoggle post by ct borderpatrol at Aug 14,2006 2:16am
you said penal



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 3:05am
Dankill said:
Rich, do you know the penal codes of this court? ::waves a dildo::


I know what it means to be fat, but not what it means to be touched by a woman. Does that count?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 8:16am
I love that "I'd hit it" constitutes as a gentlemanly comment on this board.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Aug 14,2006 9:21am
i'd give her a big wet one and i'd grab her b00bs!
or wait..i've already done both!
go me!!

~carina



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 11:48am
woo!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 11:49am
Pam is my personal ball washer. I'm an important CEO and it's essential that my testicles are clean at all times.



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Aug 14,2006 11:50am
she has two dicks, and one ball



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Aug 14,2006 12:02pm edited Aug 14,2006 12:07pm
....



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Aug 14,2006 12:03pm
yeah



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 12:04pm
Wow, this just turned into an AOL group.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Aug 14,2006 12:09pm
I have no skill's



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 14,2006 12:46pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:


she reminds me of the dude from the movie "Mask"



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 14,2006 12:50pm
Rocky Dennis.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 12:52pm
hahahah!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:05pm
I've seen pictures of Pam with a very similar makeup job.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:12pm
Hey now! The ball washer thing I will stand for, but I don't wear black fucking lipstick!

Eyeliner on the other hand, is awesome.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:14pm
Correction, you don't ANYMORE.

You can throw away your Marylin Manson shirt, but never the fashion crimes of the past.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:16pm
Wrong. I wore very dark red lipstick. NOT black. And I still have my marilyn manson shirt, thankyouverymuch.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:17pm
You still looked like a skinner version of that gaytard. I long for pictures of John Moran with mime makeup.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 1:18pm
I didn't want to be left out in the fun.. so I google'd for pam.
http://images.google.com/images?q=pam&ie=U....mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi
wtf?!?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:19pm
She wishes.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:21pm
By that google search it appears people named pam are uniformly blonde haired or black skinned.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 1:22pm
in my book, pam is one of the worst sounding names. I'm convinced that any second, I'm going to see this pam again and she's going to look like a grandma over night.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:23pm
She already does. Lucky for her I like my pussy aged like a fine wine.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:25pm
Says two guys with receding hairlines...aren't you both like 35?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:26pm
Aren't you poor?



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:27pm
Bah....her name sounds bad??? What about Rev.....that sounds like something I do to the engine in my Iroc Z just before a race down Long Swamp Rd.

Ha....and you're making fun of her name.....pffffft.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 1:28pm
rich, like good olde pam always says "you ain't p'or if'n ya gotz goburnment cheese."



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:28pm
I wish. I could get fucking health insurance if I was.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:30pm
Pam digs dudes with Iroc Z's. I happened to turn 31 yesterday...and I have an Iroc Z...it's the baddest ass car in all of Maine.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:31pm
pam said:
Says two guys with receding hairlines


you got a problem with that, buddy?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 14,2006 1:31pm
Italian Retard Out Cruising



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:31pm
ok so I don't REALLY have an Iroc....but that would be so badass if I did. I would grow a mullet just to spite you all.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:31pm
hoser said:
Pam digs dudes with Iroc Z's. I happened to turn 31 yesterday...and I have an Iroc Z...it's the baddest ass car in all of Maine.


you could have a dodge omni and it'd be the baddest ass car in all of maine because it'd be one of 4 registered cars up there



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:32pm
and I would wear one of those Italian Horn necklaces. I would be so fucking hot. I'd wanna fuck me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:33pm
hoser said:
Pam digs dudes with Iroc Z's. I happened to turn 31 yesterday...and I have an Iroc Z...it's the baddest ass car in all of Maine.


Happy late birthday. And I'm more of a classic car kinda gal.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:33pm
sacreligion said:
hoser said:
Pam digs dudes with Iroc Z's. I happened to turn 31 yesterday...and I have an Iroc Z...it's the baddest ass car in all of Maine.


you could have a dodge omni and it'd be the baddest ass car in all of maine because it'd be one of 4 registered cars up there



Whatever....you probably wear one of those Italian Horn necklaces.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:35pm
pam said:
hoser said:
Pam digs dudes with Iroc Z's. I happened to turn 31 yesterday...and I have an Iroc Z...it's the baddest ass car in all of Maine.


Happy late birthday. And I'm more of a classic car kinda gal.



My dear, I was only kidding. I am 31, and I drive a 1946 Studabaker (my truck), and a 1967 Chevy Camaro SS, and a 1968 Dodge Dart, and a 1955 Ford Fairlane that I'm not done with yet.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:36pm
Pam's too busy washing people's windshields on route 6 to go on dates.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:36pm
Ok....I was lying about all of those classic cars. I really drive a 1996 Chevy K1500 Siverado. It's a great truck.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 1:39pm
I heard pam's going to need knee surgery after so many people on rt6 asked for their windshield washing with a happy ending.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:39pm
hoser said:
Ok....I was lying about all of those classic cars. I really drive a 1996 Chevy K1500 Siverado. It's a great truck.






There's my baby now!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:41pm
the_reverend said:
I heard pam's going to need knee surgery after so many people on rt6 asked for their windshield washing with a happy ending.


'Less talk, more suck.'.

She ties her Black Dahlia Murder shirt up to expose her midriff. Making her put it back down is extra.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:43pm
Do you actually live in a log cabin? lol.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 1:43pm
I believe she calls it "going to school"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:44pm
I get my edjamucation.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:44pm edited Aug 14,2006 1:44pm
'Picking up Zoe' is the preferrerd terminology, actually.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:46pm
RichHorror said:
'Picking up Zoe' is the preferrerd terminology, actually.


hahahahahahaha!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 1:48pm
wow... rich, please remember this combination of painkillers, paint thinner, and nutmeg. you are on the ball today, smoking banana peels style.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:49pm
Sobriety is the enemy of comedy.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:50pm
I rule at turning an appreciation thread into a Friar's Roast.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:50pm
pam said:
Do you actually live in a log cabin? lol.


Yep, that's my house!! I bought it in November of last year. It's quite beautiful...very rustic. BUT, it's very modern inside, it was built in 2001. We have running water, 2 toilets, oil heat, woodstove, refrigerator, washer and dryer, cable TV, Cable Innunet......

Ya, it's nestled on 12 gorgeous acres with moose and deer in my back yard daily. It's a lot like regular life...only quieter and much more peaceful.




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:51pm
i wish i knew where to find that pic of the girl bangin that dude in the car with her son in the passenger seat looking out



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:52pm
If Pam leaves her husband for Hoser, it'll be the most amazing thing I've heard of, and I believe her husband can sue Aaron.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 1:52pm
Oh, the clean air is a plus too.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:52pm
This is the No-Tell Motel of the internet.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:52pm
i expect to read of hoser's demise when a pack of raccoons come and exile him from the woods



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:53pm
RichHorror said:
I rule at turning an appreciation thread into a Friar's Roast.


Yeah this "lets see how mean Rich can be to me" is way better than the whole compliment thing.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:54pm
You are the mannish tall broad to my Groucho Marx.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:54pm
in the eyes of some...yes

don't worry pam it's just his way of saying he would like you to pee in his mouth



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:55pm
sacreligion said:
i expect to read of hoser's demise when a pack of raccoons come and exile him from the woods


Jon IS Native American, he could probably orchestrate that as a retaliatory attack.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 1:56pm
sacreligion said:
in the eyes of some...yes

don't worry pam it's just his way of saying he would like you to pee in his mouth


He is the best abusive relationship a girl could ask for.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 1:57pm
Broads don't know what to do if you're nice to them. They leave you because they know deep down that they deserve a bag of oranges to the solar plexus, and anything else is confusing to their brains. You see, the female brain is already overfilled with recipes and the like, so the smallest thing causes confusion and despair.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:57pm
maybe...but the raccoons have had enough of human occupation

they want to be emancipated

free of these ridiculous thieving accusations and steretypes




toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 1:59pm
RichHorror said:
Broads don't know what to do if you're nice to them. They leave you because they know deep down that they deserve a bag of oranges to the solar plexus, and anything else is confusing to their brains. You see, the female brain is already overfilled with recipes and the like, so the smallest thing causes confusion and despair.


and here i am talking about raccoons like a jerk when i could be paying more attention to insulting pam

jeez im such a n00b



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 2:02pm
My wife might get in on the suit against Aaron too.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 2:04pm
Yeah! Fuck that guy, he owns a condo.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 14,2006 2:05pm
correction: he pwns that condo



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 2:06pm
Nah.....my wife would just empty a load of .00 into my chest.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 2:06pm
Shut up, that's queer like serial.

Bruce Willis should've nailed that broad in the taxi. I hate this bitch.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 2:08pm
Meester Bootch.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 2:09pm
pam would never move in with hoser, she wouldn't like the backwards hairdoo.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 2:11pm
And she'd probably have to do work beyond not making dinner and yelling at the dog.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 2:12pm
yeh, like wearing a backwards hairdoo



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 2:13pm
And skinnin' critters.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 2:13pm
RichHorror said:
And she'd probably have to do work beyond not making dinner and yelling at the dog.


You forgot lounging in bed watching daytime TV.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 2:14pm
she'd do it once she was hungry enough. woman can't live of giving head alone!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 2:15pm
plus, hoser's last name is mcdaniels... not much juice in that thar pantaloons, but it's potent.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 2:15pm
Pam doesn't do that due to the last three letters in the word 'blowjob'.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 2:17pm
either way, being married trumps it anyhow. since all the guys at work tell me marriage means the end of blowjobs.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 2:17pm
well, except for the dude that says she does give them, just not to him.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 2:18pm
You're lucky if you get a firm handshake once they get the ring of slavery.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 14,2006 2:20pm
RichHorror said:
The above picture pleases me a great deal.

Not because it's Pam, just because it's sexy. Besides, Pam tends to be more likely to sit on your chest and go at it from the other directions while she randomly lifts off of you to knock farts into your mouth.


best post of all time



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 2:30pm
that post needs a diagram.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 14,2006 2:34pm
or a pornotube link



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 3:10pm
My wife did put her hair on backwards.....but she's still gorgeous.


Her at our wedding:




Her now....with backwards hair:





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 14,2006 3:11pm
aren't you worried she's going to leave you for a chick?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Aug 14,2006 3:36pm
she's pretty...she can leave you for me!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 14,2006 3:59pm
And so it begins.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 14,2006 4:05pm
Nah....she doesn't even look like a dike.....at least I don't think so. I warned her that she may get chased by dikes because she is also muscular as hell.....but like any women, she rolled her eyes and ignored me. So anyhow....I'm used to it now. Her bangs are like 10 inches long and it looks kinda cute when she sweeps them back. I use them for reigns....easy to steer her around the house with. She's also easy to tie up out at the stable when I stop at the saloon.



toggletoggle post by Charles Shultzhitler at Aug 14,2006 6:55pm




toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 14,2006 11:00pm
Patty is coming for your vagina.

Pam, I ment it to be gentlemanly in comparison to showing affection by penetrating you with a blunt object. Like my forehead.
Rich, yes it does count.

Also, I have nothing to offer except a purple 98 neon, no house, no money, a crap job, barber school and possession of as much game as the special olympics. Oh, and the hairline is going bye bye so I'm joining the Hairclub for Horror and treating it with a razorblade and a side of self loathing.



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