Forum.RttP{My girlfriend just sent me this...}

Tommy DeVito said:

RaineSong said:

Tommy DeVito said:

ShadowSD said:

Actually, ironically enough she did buy me my glass piece, come to think of it.

Oh, you mean the glass strap-on that she bangs you in the ass with.

First, do glass strap-ons exist? It sounds dangerous to me. I would think that the pressure of the anal hole would shatter a glass strap-on. Second, I tend to question the sexuality of males that make unprovoked homophobic “jokes” at the expense of another male. Are you in love with my boyfriend, sir?

Raine

Dangerous, no but you probably need one for yourself. You have got to be the dumbest hole ever. Jokes directed toward your boyfriend are funny and either have to do with his sexual orientation or the fact that he looks like he has Down's Syndrome. Chromosone 21 definitely has something wrong with it. How can it be a homophobic joke if it is directed toward the "straight" guy you are dating? Otherwise, you have just come on this board and let everyone know your boyfriend is gay and I am telling gay jokes about him.

You seem like a pretty dumb broad. The modern eugenics programs are going to catch up with you someday. I was thinking, maybe I can introduce you to my singer and he can take you out for a night on the town. You can go out for dinner, a movie (you paying of course) and then go back to his place and he can give you a rufie. By rufie, of course, I mean a brick.

On a more serious note though. Quit fighting your "man's" battles for him and get in the kitchen and make me some dinner. While you at it. Clean the fucking house! It's like a fucking pig sty.

It seems that my comments have enraged you to the point of more insults. I, too, was joking. This may have been lost in the subtlety and sarcasm of my words. Thank you for offering to introduce me to your “singer,” but as you already know, I am with the retard of my dreams. (That was a joke.) I hope that your “singer” is able to differentiate between your insults and your jokes, unlike a dumb hole like myself. (That was a joke, too.) To address your “serious note”: You referred to me in your original post; therefore, I had every right to respond. However, I still reserve the right to squash anyone that insults “my man.” (I feel like I should have been shaking my head as I said that.) Anyway, since Shadow is “my man” (shakes head), then why the fuck would I make YOU dinner?